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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
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how often you hear this story
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have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
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  05/02/17
would've been a peak experience no doubt
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cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned
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because of the ass pee?
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we've all been there
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crazy time in a man's life
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chill on the addy
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: cobalt piazza

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: buff stead



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Confused property electric furnace

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210206)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: cobalt piazza

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Confused property electric furnace

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: cobalt piazza

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Confused property electric furnace

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: cobalt piazza



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Wonderful emerald coffee pot heaven

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Blue Alpha Therapy



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: exciting scarlet nowag pozpig



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: carmine giraffe



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Painfully honest fishy personal credit line feces

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: cobalt piazza

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Confused property electric furnace

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: cobalt piazza



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Bateful Arrogant Circlehead



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: dashing range

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: cobalt piazza

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: charismatic nudist set

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: cobalt piazza

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: cracking magical school water buffalo

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: cobalt piazza

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Misanthropic cruise ship

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: cobalt piazza

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Hot Pit Windowlicker

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: cobalt piazza

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Odious Brass Famous Landscape Painting Rehab



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: aqua sweet tailpipe

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: territorial sanctuary marketing idea



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: aromatic apoplectic kitchen

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood space

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control Poppy Point

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Insecure parlour

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Bateful Arrogant Circlehead



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: self-centered coldplay fan

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Jet police squad

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic cruise ship

it's a masterpiece

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: cocky nursing home

Good stuff here.

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Author: claret lettuce national

Thought this said soup.

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: cobalt piazza

jfc

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