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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Silver slippery home
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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  03/07/19
“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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  03/07/19
Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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Jared Zozo
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  03/08/19
great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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  03/07/19
Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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Hideous love of her life
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: costumed national

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mediation tanning salon

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: costumed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Curious House-broken House Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: passionate useless trust fund psychic

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: rose massive death wish parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: brilliant odious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Adventurous elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: stirring church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Stimulating talking parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: slate appetizing location

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Gold Wonderful Ape

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: black institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: rose massive death wish parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Cheese-eating Patrolman Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Diverse Spruce Dysfunction Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Claret Liquid Oxygen Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: slate appetizing location

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: black institution

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Gold Wonderful Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Crusty Translucent Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Adventurous elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: snowy knife

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Abusive henna base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: rose massive death wish parlor

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy low-t menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Abusive henna base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: peach range

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Silver slippery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Adventurous elastic band

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: coiffed soul-stirring piazza athletic conference

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: razzle chapel boltzmann

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Vibrant Public Bath French Chef

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Sinister Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: snowy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: peach range

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Hideous love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Iridescent laughsome theater queen of the night

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant Filthpig Hospital

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Motley becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: black institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: dashing stead jew

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: dull partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Iridescent laughsome theater queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Iridescent laughsome theater queen of the night

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: brass sandwich police squad

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: honey-headed self-absorbed toaster orchestra pit

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Flirting degenerate nibblets

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: sapphire library pistol

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Judgmental theatre coffee pot

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Hideous love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: burgundy offensive hall ladyboy

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Comical ultramarine round eye den

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: snowy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Crusty Translucent Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Adventurous elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Supple university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: costumed national

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Sinister Indirect Expression

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: concupiscible gay cumskin casino

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Spectacular arrogant goyim mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Bronze Shaky Address

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: arousing shivering roommate

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Hideous love of her life

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shimmering internal respiration area

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Crusty Translucent Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Flirting degenerate nibblets

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: peach range

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Amethyst New Version Trailer Park

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: vengeful mother box office

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: costumed national

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: coiffed soul-stirring piazza athletic conference

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: turquoise abode

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37915994)