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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±)
Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months. Era of humans taking high salaries for doing cosy and low-effort jobs will end forever.
https://x.com/FT/status/2021913057065160828
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49665438) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
Dang, just beat me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49665445) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
I'm in a senior exec meeting and issue spotting on the fly. Not sure how AI is going to replace me here. And yes, I'm one of the people implementing new AI in the business.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49665808) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
I don't think you get it. AI is good if you know what question to ask. The problem is that they don't even know when they need to ask the question or what the question is.
Firing me and saving ~$500k/year is nothing compared to a massive fuck up that will cost multiples of what I will make in a lifetime at my job combined.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49666009) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
You had no idea AI was coming with these basic features 5 years ago. It will be able to do what you're describing and even more in less than 2 years.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49668517) |
Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
*AI program takes deposition and argues case before a jury*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49665443) |
Date: February 12th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
It will hurt legal employment, but much more in the context of partners realizing they don't need nearly as many associates for legal research and writing, drafting contracts, etc as before. Less so in the context of companies using AI themselves in lieu of hiring lawyers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49665473) |
Date: February 12th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Frat Leader
yeah these guys can't even "redeem" basic microsoft windows functionality
i'll believe it when i see it, pramkreet
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49665519) |
Date: February 12th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
People like this are so fucking stupid and non-thinking.
I've used this example before, but let's pretend the attorney for the Warriors is signing a deal with Nike, and there's a clause in the contract saying that Nike is the exclusive shoe company for the Warriors.
How does the AI know that Steph Curry wears Under Armour?
If the contract is signed with that clause, does the AI then issue a C&D to Steph Curry because he's wearing his own shoes?
And then Steph Currys' AI then automatically writes a letter that says "STFU i'm Steph Curry"?
And then the AI just go back and forth until...what?
You would have to be really stupid to think that in 18 months big corporations legal departments is just going to be AI yelling at other corporation's AI.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49667212) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
We could almost certainly get the AIs to a consensus that works for everyone faster than the current system of Jews screaming at each other. But why? Then the Jews will be out in the community doing something else. I’d rather reserve AI for something that benefits me more and keep Jews busy with mostly harmless wrangling.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49667281) |
Date: February 12th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: ..;;.;;;;.;;..;.;;;;.;;..;;,;;,....
is legal AI really going to get that much better?
it is already good but still needs nudging and guidance to reflect what you want it to say.
it executes more than steers the ship.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49667296) |
Date: February 12th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Candy Ride
These guys are so retarded/arrogant.
"If AI can be a code monkey, it could be a lawyer?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49667381) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
There's this idiotic idea that lawyers don't already use forms and that we spend 90% of our day re-drafting purchase agreements from scratch and/or doing novel case research.
"Oh wow, this AI wrote a perfect NDA in 3 seconds! Lawyers are fucked!"
I could've "drafted" an NDA out in faster time than it would take me to log on to an LLM, and it takes me 3 minutes to read one.
Most of my job is speaking with the client trying to figure out wtf they actually are trying to do and what is important to them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49667458) |
Date: February 13th, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..
Will AI argue in front of judges and juries?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49667624) |
Date: February 13th, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...
Firms aren’t going to give up the billable man hour easy, nor are they going to say our LLM can do a months worth of work by an an associate in one hour, so we’ll only charge you for an hour. More likely is we’ll see a period where anssociates are encouraged to use AI resulting in greater quality work product billed at the same rate it would take an associate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49668514) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
They won't be able to drop rates by much because AI system fees are going to massively increase when businesses actually use them to replace employees. Right now, everything is being subsidized by VC the way Uber and Doordash were in the 2010s.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49668554) |
Date: February 13th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )
no one has been able to present anything impressive made with "AI". not a damn thing. the most we've seen is some audio/visual tech demos that make you go "ooh ahh" only because you know it was generated, not because it is interesting or has any value in itself.
who cares if it will automate Fake Jobs? the only reason Fake Jobs exist is because we don't know what to do with millions of Losers other than to grant them sinecures so they can poast their Height and Net Worth on the internet. That doesn't change if you suddenly get rid of Fake Jobs. You are just replacing one problem with an even bigger one.
Wake me up when something interesting happens.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49668526)
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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§)
"but will it get better a highly technical tax planning analysis"
it has improved to the extent in coding where you see guys like this (someone whose work underpins multiple services at aws--that is to say, he's in the top 0.1% in terms of technical ability) using it:
https://x.com/MarcJBrooker/status/2022354091138326996
in fact, the more structured the rules, the *better* it will be and quicker that time will come. on top of that as the models get smarter they are more proactive in considering edge cases and can operate unsupervised for longer periods. two years ago AI was only useful for quick autocomplete because it was kind of dumb and couldn't think in a loop -- now those problems are a very long way towards being solved.
the commercial driver is people pay a lot of money for lawyers. it will happen slower because obviously programmers are best suited to automate programming and law in general is slow to evolve, but the bottom line is creating software that allows a lawyer to say "I can do for one dollar what your current guy is asking five" is a huge incentive for development.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2Reputation#49668615) |
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