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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: pale mewling love of her life persian

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Domesticated water buffalo



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: umber high-end parlour



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Cowardly Olive Den



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Razzle Frozen Selfie Electric Furnace



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: sapphire native pocket flask

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Ungodly mauve public bath coffee pot



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: pale mewling love of her life persian



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Dull Knife Windowlicker

Please continue on with the story...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Submissive sound barrier corner

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: cream rough-skinned center background story

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: glassy organic girlfriend



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Rambunctious Boistinker



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Metal Boltzmann Hospital

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Vermilion twisted blood rage



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: pale mewling love of her life persian



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: charcoal mexican

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: charcoal mexican

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Slate Supple Locus Doctorate

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: House-broken Chestnut Theater Dragon

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: appetizing church cuck



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: big kink-friendly feces step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: House-broken Chestnut Theater Dragon

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: coiffed police squad shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Mahogany incel

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: House-broken Chestnut Theater Dragon

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: dashing puce parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701145)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Slate Supple Locus Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: emerald meetinghouse ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298412)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: crusty razzmatazz rehab jew



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: talented nibblets spot



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49122292)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: crawly mustard weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Candlestick Maker

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Onyx harsh space community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27147996)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27989075)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Deep field sweet tailpipe

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616770)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Deep field sweet tailpipe

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Rose Affirmative Action

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: chocolate site turdskin

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Yellow Private Investor Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616894)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Blue Yapping Hunting Ground Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701121)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Blue Yapping Hunting Ground Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851052)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: chocolate site turdskin

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Rose Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297850)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: trip stead fortuitous meteor

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: henna floppy personal credit line



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: bearded spruce messiness



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: green pistol place of business



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: pale mewling love of her life persian

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: tantric histrionic principal's office famous landscape painting



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Dull Knife Windowlicker



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Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm



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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: infuriating skinny woman pisswyrm



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Author: Smoky garrison mad-dog skullcap



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Author: Smoky garrison mad-dog skullcap



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Author: green pistol place of business



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Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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