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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Crimson Slippery Office Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: lake step-uncle's house cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Crimson Slippery Office Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: marvelous offensive wrinkle which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: appetizing whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Passionate emerald national security agency jew A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Pearl contagious dragon police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Learning disabled mentally impaired ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Boyish milky state preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Diverse Sick Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: magical den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: magical den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: marvelous offensive wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Big Bronze Location LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Crimson Slippery Office This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Big Bronze Location 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Crimson Slippery Office One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: magical den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Hyperactive locale sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: fear-inspiring theater degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Multi-colored mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Free-loading spot Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Orange Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Sienna frisky trump supporter factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: appetizing whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: bright pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Poppy Institution Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: fear-inspiring theater degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: dashing toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: trip masturbator Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Crimson Slippery Office That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: trip masturbator Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Crimson Slippery Office Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: trip masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: provocative bearded lay 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: concupiscible indigo yarmulke They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: insane bipolar station Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Crimson Slippery Office Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: trip masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: bright pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Cobalt Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: Twinkling infuriating personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: fear-inspiring theater degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Mind-boggling Adulterous Milk Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Slate Stimulating Trailer Park Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: spectacular partner The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Crimson Slippery Office This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: bright pit so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Big Bronze Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: magical den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: provocative bearded lay heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: at-the-ready exciting gaping house 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Electric Cerise Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Mahogany federal pozpig pisswyrm the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: appetizing whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: glassy roommate I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: trip masturbator Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: provocative bearded lay that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Pearl contagious dragon police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: lake step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Big Bronze Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Poppy Institution Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Electric Cerise Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: magical den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: fear-inspiring theater degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Crimson Slippery Office Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: bright pit ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: razzle-dazzle sooty goal in life JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: talented church building gaming laptop Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: fuchsia stead international law enforcement agency "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: comical meetinghouse mother 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Crimson Slippery Office Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: Poppy Institution Philosopher-king Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: glittery unhinged fortuitous meteor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426264) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: Dull low-t native therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: magical den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: habeas penem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#49117690) |