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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
harsh macaca toilet seat
  07/03/15
God dammit.
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  07/03/15
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Sadistic misanthropic school cafeteria
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
yapping pistol people who are hurt
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
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  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
buff set messiness
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
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  07/03/15
I like this idea.
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
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  07/03/15
Rude
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  07/03/15
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  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Bateful Self-absorbed Ape Station
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Bateful Self-absorbed Ape Station
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
vengeful den goal in life
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
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  07/03/15
lol
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
vivacious resort rigor
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Dashing filthy church
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Puce swashbuckling rehab
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
yapping pistol people who are hurt
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Nighttime lay ratface
  07/03/15
180
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
appetizing lemon business firm
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
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  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
aromatic psychic jewess
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Bateful Self-absorbed Ape Station
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Diverse location
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
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  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
twinkling adventurous casino lettuce
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
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ITS YOU!
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I know, faggot.
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So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: harsh macaca toilet seat

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Sadistic misanthropic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: yapping pistol people who are hurt

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: carnelian odious heaven

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: thriller at-the-ready double fault stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: buff set messiness

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned kitty base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Curious Fiercely-loyal Karate

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: low-t lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Avocado slimy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: buff set messiness

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Nighttime lay ratface

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Racy tripping legal warrant theater stage

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Lascivious coral laser beams

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Bateful Self-absorbed Ape Station

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Bateful Self-absorbed Ape Station

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: vengeful den goal in life

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: autistic plaza headpube

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: vivacious resort rigor

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Dashing filthy church

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Puce swashbuckling rehab

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: yapping pistol people who are hurt

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Nighttime lay ratface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: appetizing lemon business firm

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Iridescent galvanic corner famous landscape painting

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: aromatic psychic jewess

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Bateful Self-absorbed Ape Station

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Diverse location

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Pink house circlehead

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: kink-friendly godawful stage

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Greedy citrine codepig cruise ship

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Smoky parlour filthpig

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Abusive scarlet church building

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Khaki alcoholic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Sticky shrine hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Brass Bawdyhouse Alpha

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: carnelian odious heaven

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: carnelian odious heaven

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: coiffed soul-stirring halford state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: ocher depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: ocher depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: ocher depressive

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: ocher depressive

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: doobsian chestnut abode

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: doobsian chestnut abode

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: arousing tanning salon

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: ocher depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: twinkling adventurous casino lettuce

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: ocher depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Sexy talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: ocher depressive

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: ocher depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Sexy talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: boyish parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#49800158)