mom: "mmmm hmmmm"

:D : "Her name is julia and she used to live in chicago"

mom: "perhaps we can all go to the cheese cake factory when your dad has some time off"

:D mah I dunno I'm a little over the cheese cake factory.

{';') What? You probably didn't even eat anything tonight did you?

:D ...

:D Well I drank a beer.

:D So I'm kind of full.

:D I guess.

{';') I think we can squeeze in a trip to cheese cake factory tonight.

:D I told you I don't really like going there anymore.

:D you know, sometimes, you just get tired of going out to eat.

{';') But they've got those eggrolls you like, the avocado ones.

:D ...

:D That's true.

{';') I'll call your dad, he's just at Wal-Mart.

{';') I needed a few things, we were out of bleach.

{';') that reminds me, he should get some eggs.

:D really we don't have to go out tonight

{';') you need to eat, you'll be all skin and bones.

:D ...

:D I guess.

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{'_'} hey I got the bleach

{';') oh shoot I was just about to call you, we're out of eggs

{'_'} well you don't need eggs tonight.

{'_'} ...

{'_'} right?

{';') never mind I can get them later, I really need that bleach

{';') I've been doing lots of whites lately Matt has lots of laundry

{';') I think he's exercising more, that's why his socks get so dirty

{';') you hungry?

{'_'} yeah

*looks around*

{'_'} Are we going to eat? It's getting late.

{';') I know but I thought we'd go out to cheese cake factory

{'_'} why it's not anyone's birthday

{';') I know but I'm worried about matt he had a "date" tonight

{';') I don't think it went very well, it didn't take very long

{';') and he could use the food, he looks thin

{'_'} okay but I'm low on cash, do we have a coupon or something

{';') maybe

{';') ...

{';') I'll check my purse

{'_'} Okay we'll leave in a few minutes

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{';') matt you ready

:D for what

{';') ...

{';') um, dinner

{';') by the way you have any other socks lying around, I'm doing a load of whites

:D ...

:D yeah there's one more

{';') okay good

*starts laundry*

{';') you ready to go?

:D I told you i'm full

{';') you drank a beer, matthew, that's not dinner

{';') you need protein

{';') they have good chicken at cheese cake factory

{';') and chicken is lean, but it has protein, you know

:D mah come on

{';') we don't get to go to cheese cake factory every night, and Dad is willing to go, so let's vamos huh

:D yeah okay

:D oh shit

{';') Matthew.

:D sorry I forgot I have a redbox to return it's due like any minute or it'll cost me another dollar.

{';') We can stop on the way.

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:D don't forget I have to return this DVD

{';') okay did you get it from the wal-mart or the mcdonald's one

:D the wal-mart, but you can return it at any one

{';') you can?

{';') how does that work?

:D I don't know I think you can just pick that's all.

{'_'} that doesn't make sense, you're going to return it to the one you got it from

{'_'} but it's on the way

:D no not the wal-mart on the way to the galleria, the wal-mart north of here.

{'_'} we're never going to eat at this rate, let's return it afterward

{';') but they'll charge you more if you're late, right matthew?

{';') how much more?

:D a dollar

{'_'} christ, we're not going to return it now, you can do it after dinner

:D ...

:D whatever

{';') what movie was it

:D shutter island

{';') ...

:D with leonardo dicaprio

:D it was okay

:D but it makes you think

:D you know?

{'_'} is this astros traffic? this better not be astros traffic.

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{';') okay so matthew are you going to get the chicken?

{';') i think the chicken madeira is really popular

{';') and i think it's lean, too, but good protein

:D mah i dunno

{';') oh look honey

{';') this ad says 10% off at linens and things with a receipt from cheese cake factory

{';') and it doesn't expire

{';') well it expires december 31, but that's a long way away

{'_'} huh?

{';') on the page across from the salads

{'_'} ...

{';') no the other salads page

{';') i could use some new dish towels

{';') some nice ones, you know, not from wal-mart

)._.( hi welcome to cheesecake factory, how're y'all doing tonight

{';') good, really good, how about you?

)._.( great, can I start you off with something to drink?

:D um yeah...

{';') ...I think waters for everyone will be good. to start.

)._.( ...okay, I'll be back with three waters in just a minute.

{';') matthew, she's cute.

:D oh no.

{';') really, she is, don't you think, dear?

{'_'} can we split something? I don't want to pay $15 for a piece of chicken

{';') she's cute, really.

:D mah i don't need this.

{';') we'll get some avocado egg rolls i promise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987856&forum_id=2Reputation#21029939)

:D shutter island

{';') ...

:D with leonardo dicaprio

:D it was okay

:D but it makes you think

:D you know?

{'_'} is this astros traffic? this better not be astros traffic."

LMFAO. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987856&forum_id=2Reputation#21409886)

making fun of :Diesel for being unemployed and living at home: hilarious source of neckbeard rage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987856&forum_id=2Reputation#22143318)