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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Gay resort
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
effete disrespectful coffee pot
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
alcoholic filthpig business firm
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
irate massive trump supporter
  08/30/25
...
red brethren school
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Jet Indian Lodge
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Boyish plaza organic girlfriend
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Gay resort
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Boyish plaza organic girlfriend
  08/31/25
...
Provocative boistinker
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  08/31/25
delusional take
Provocative boistinker
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Glassy regret
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
unhinged blue background story mexican
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Gay resort
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Gay resort
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
unhinged blue background story mexican
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
unhinged blue background story mexican
  09/05/25
...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Racy Light Sneaky Criminal
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
unhinged blue background story mexican
  09/05/25
...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
unhinged blue background story mexican
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Gay resort
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Pearly psychic factory reset button
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Pearly psychic factory reset button
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/05/25
Kenny
unhinged blue background story mexican
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Gay resort
  09/06/25
...
Blathering Sadistic Kitty Cat
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/06/25
...
Blathering Sadistic Kitty Cat
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Gay resort
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Topaz crusty nursing home
  09/07/25
Explain
Gay resort
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Cerebral Hot Temple
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Gay resort
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Gay resort
  09/07/25
...
Glassy regret
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
unhinged blue background story mexican
  01/18/26
...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
fear-inspiring peach lay candlestick maker
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Gay resort
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Gay resort
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
thriller school cafeteria
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
unhinged blue background story mexican
  05/28/26
...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  05/28/26
...
Gay resort
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
unhinged blue background story mexican
  07/12/26
...
flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
soul-stirring immigrant shrine
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
unhinged blue background story mexican
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Gay resort

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: effete disrespectful coffee pot

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: alcoholic filthpig business firm

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: irate massive trump supporter

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: red brethren school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Jet Indian Lodge

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Boyish plaza organic girlfriend

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Gay resort

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Boyish plaza organic girlfriend

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Provocative boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Provocative boistinker

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Glassy regret

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Gay resort

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Gay resort

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Racy Light Sneaky Criminal

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Gay resort

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pearly psychic factory reset button

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Pearly psychic factory reset button

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Gay resort

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Blathering Sadistic Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Blathering Sadistic Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Gay resort

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Topaz crusty nursing home

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Gay resort

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Cerebral Hot Temple

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Gay resort

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Gay resort

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Glassy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring peach lay candlestick maker

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Gay resort

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Gay resort

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: thriller school cafeteria

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Gay resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating mad cow disease french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant shrine

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: unhinged blue background story mexican

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50124663)