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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Useless tanning salon
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
obsidian beady-eyed milk
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Comical dull locale
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Spruce spectacular private investor
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Offensive peach site
  08/30/25
...
blue sick international law enforcement agency
  09/05/25
, he lisped
sooty hateful weed whacker
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Geriatric Lilac Whorehouse
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Useless tanning salon
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Geriatric Lilac Whorehouse
  08/31/25
...
razzmatazz gaping
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Comical dull locale
  08/31/25
delusional take
razzmatazz gaping
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Comical dull locale
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
fuchsia state
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Comical dull locale
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
balding vigorous stag film
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Comical dull locale
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Useless tanning salon
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Comical dull locale
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Useless tanning salon
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
balding vigorous stag film
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Comical dull locale
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Comical dull locale
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Comical dull locale
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
balding vigorous stag film
  09/05/25
...
Comical dull locale
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Walnut stimulating senate
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
balding vigorous stag film
  09/05/25
...
Comical dull locale
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Comical dull locale
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
balding vigorous stag film
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Useless tanning salon
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Ultramarine macaca forum
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Comical dull locale
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Ultramarine macaca forum
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Comical dull locale
  09/05/25
Kenny
balding vigorous stag film
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Useless tanning salon
  09/06/25
...
excitant death wish
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Comical dull locale
  09/06/25
...
excitant death wish
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Useless tanning salon
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Comical dull locale
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Marvelous Mood
  09/07/25
Explain
Useless tanning salon
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
crusty parlour
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Useless tanning salon
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Comical dull locale
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Useless tanning salon
  09/07/25
...
fuchsia state
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Comical dull locale
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Comical dull locale
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Comical dull locale
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Comical dull locale
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Comical dull locale
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Comical dull locale
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Comical dull locale
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
balding vigorous stag film
  01/18/26
...
Comical dull locale
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
buck-toothed persian crackhouse
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Comical dull locale
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Comical dull locale
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Comical dull locale
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Comical dull locale
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Comical dull locale
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Useless tanning salon
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Comical dull locale
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
Useless tanning salon
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Comical dull locale
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Comical dull locale
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Comical dull locale
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Poppy hyperactive stage digit ratio
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Comical dull locale
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Comical dull locale
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Comical dull locale
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
balding vigorous stag film
  05/28/26
...
Comical dull locale
  05/28/26
...
Useless tanning salon
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
balding vigorous stag film
  07/12/26
...
Comical dull locale
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Heady hideous sanctuary
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
balding vigorous stag film
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Useless tanning salon

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: obsidian beady-eyed milk

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Spruce spectacular private investor

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Offensive peach site

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: blue sick international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: sooty hateful weed whacker

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Geriatric Lilac Whorehouse

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Useless tanning salon

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Geriatric Lilac Whorehouse

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz gaping

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: fuchsia state

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Useless tanning salon

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Useless tanning salon

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Comical dull locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Walnut stimulating senate

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Comical dull locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Useless tanning salon

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine macaca forum

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine macaca forum

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Useless tanning salon

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: excitant death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: excitant death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Useless tanning salon

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Marvelous Mood

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Useless tanning salon

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: crusty parlour

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Useless tanning salon

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Useless tanning salon

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: fuchsia state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Comical dull locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: buck-toothed persian crackhouse

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Useless tanning salon

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Useless tanning salon

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Comical dull locale

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Poppy hyperactive stage digit ratio

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Comical dull locale

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Comical dull locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Useless tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Comical dull locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Heady hideous sanctuary

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: balding vigorous stag film

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#50126050)