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Hilarious Story about being "hit on"

The other thread triggered this memory. When I was 16-17, I...
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: balding turdskin

The other thread triggered this memory. When I was 16-17, I was at McDonald's with a couple friends. This really cute girl was sweeping up and kept "accidentally" bumping into me. I didn't get it until one of my friends was like "she's hitting on you." This was pre cell phones so I really had no idea how to talk to her or get her number and did nothing.

Instead, as I was walking out I saw a statute of Ronald McDonald reclining and lying on his side (it was an in store statute). I took my friends ice cream cone and stuck it right where Ronald's dick would be, so it looked like a huge dick. Great times.

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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Emerald Point



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Cyan Center



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: geriatric exhilarant pisswyrm sanctuary



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: balding turdskin

The message is you can be tall and attractive but autism will still mkae you fumble

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Date: January 3rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: fuchsia giraffe rehab



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Pink trip candlestick maker



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Galvanic chest-beating dilemma athletic conference



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: supple resort

mods, this definitely takes me back to my youth

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