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Michael Jordan's hands

The GOAT Candidates Michael Jordan: ≈ 11.4 inches s...
TurboGrafx-67
  06/25/26
Imagine having one of those wrapped around your 5-inch erect...
Post nut horror
  06/25/26
those are not the measurements we really want to know
me mum died in the holly (TT6)
  06/25/26
His ability to palm the ball allowed him to do some truly ep...
Richard Ames
  06/25/26
His hands are bigger than Wilt Chamberlain's Somehow this...
TurboGrafx-67
  06/25/26
Wilt was playing against plumbers and milkmen. He weighed ab...
Risten
  06/25/26
135 pounds? What are you smoking. Dude was a true universal...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/25/26
Wilt was a tremendously more gifted and flatly better than M...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/25/26
Wilt was an absolute freak athlete. It must have been crazy ...
Judas Jones
  06/25/26


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Date: June 25th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

The GOAT Candidates

Michael Jordan: ≈ 11.4 inches span / 9.75 inches length. Widely cited by coaches like Phil Jackson as a massive physical advantage that allowed him to palm and maneuver the basketball like a grapefruit.

LeBron James: ≈ 9.25 inches span / 9 inches length. Though technically smaller than Jordan's, his exceptional ball security and passing ability more than compensate for the slight difference.

Kobe Bryant: ≈ 9 inches length. Considered "small" for an elite shooting guard, but his flawless footwork and fundamentals made him an all-time great.

Wilt Chamberlain: ≈ 11.5 inches span / 9.5 inches length. Helped him dominate scoring and rebounding before the modern era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2Reputation#49962470)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror

Imagine having one of those wrapped around your 5-inch erect pissclit.

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Date: June 25th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: me mum died in the holly (TT6)

those are not the measurements we really want to know

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Date: June 25th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Richard Ames

His ability to palm the ball allowed him to do some truly epic fakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2Reputation#49962476)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

His hands are bigger than Wilt Chamberlain's

Somehow this was never discussed

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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Risten

Wilt was playing against plumbers and milkmen. He weighed about 135 lbs. Wouldn't be surprised if his dick was 5.99" and skinny as a beanpole

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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

135 pounds? What are you smoking. Dude was a true universal athletic genius and complete freak of nature

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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Wilt was a tremendously more gifted and flatly better than Michael. The only way to bring Jordan into the conversation is to push past the "player" aspect to instead refocus on the entirety of the team

Wilt would have absolutely demolished Jordan 1 on 1. And it's not even close. Not against Jordan or any other player to have ever played the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2Reputation#49962556)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Wilt was an absolute freak athlete. It must have been crazy to see him roll up to a nude gym and lift more, with a bigger fuckstick, than IFNB pros of the 1960s and 70s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877355&forum_id=2Reputation#49962566)