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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Wonderful magical locale

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant judgmental filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: cream meetinghouse

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Ruby masturbator rehab

"You've reached the..."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Slimy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Ruby masturbator rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: appetizing fighting church son of senegal

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: appetizing fighting church son of senegal

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Bright Insecure Box Office Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Yapping Useless Brakes

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: bisexual garrison

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible organic girlfriend sex offender

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Cerebral twisted base

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: bisexual garrison

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: chrome area police squad

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant judgmental filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: curious sexy stead gay wizard

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: chrome area police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chrome area police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: medicated stage famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: claret death wish idea he suggested

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: claret death wish idea he suggested

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: claret death wish idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: claret death wish idea he suggested

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

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Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653001)