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REMINDER: Jews celebrate passover with an illusory transaction to trick God

EDIT: This thread was made by the musbro hater https://ww...
insecure foreskin gaming laptop
  03/30/18
it's not illusory. there's consideration
Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig
  04/02/18
ljl. "God doesn't want me to have this stuff for t...
insecure foreskin gaming laptop
  04/02/18
jews invented contract law. u maf?
Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig
  04/02/18
Yes, I'm furious that Jews were the ones to invent a fake co...
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  04/02/18
we brought gal gadot into the world. more beauty than the go...
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  04/02/18
Congrats on picking the Jewiest looking one of the bunch.
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Cr
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FAKE NEWS
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  04/02/18
Filthy GOOOOOY
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Valuable Consideration
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  05/02/19
"You wouldn’t sell your home without a lawyer; neither ...
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,who is also a lawyer
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"It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is...
anal church building
  04/02/18
"Does this service cost anything? No, it is free. Ma...
anal church building
  04/02/18
most people sell their chametz to their shul rabbi and donat...
Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig
  04/02/18
I don't understand. Isn't the point that no Jew can own it?...
crystalline ticket booth
  04/02/18
i'm responding to the point where the guy above implies that...
Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig
  04/02/18
ljl you read the above as implying a bribe? No, we're not w...
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  04/02/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930814&mc=6...
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  04/02/18
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one of the most amazing articles I've ever read
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DBG, weren't you just writing in some thread that Christiani...
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  04/02/18
Nebbish jew referring God to his chametz sale form and smirk...
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Once you see how much time Jews spend finding loopholes in t...
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tcr. That was the craziest thing I've read.
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That's what I was talking about above. Here is the article: ...
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LOL Does this service cost anything? No, it is free. M...
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lmfao
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(low iq schtick) http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  04/02/18
looooooooooooool at your shitligion
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smells like duck sauce!
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(low IQ schtick)
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St. Peter Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act pwning the Jews in...
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So jews have to cart all their shit over to this rabbi or on...
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laughing hard as fuck at this shit religion brother
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No, you just put it in a cabinet until you "buy it back...
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lmfao
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  04/03/18
what would happen if a useful goy just refused to sell it al...
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  04/03/18
see ITT -- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=39373...
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  04/03/18
well i hope he succeeds some day.
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Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig
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This seems like a Jew tricking other je ws tbh.
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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

EDIT: This thread was made by the musbro hater

https://www.chabad.org/holidays/passover/pesach_cdo/aid/3640536/jewish/FAQ-About-the-Sale-of-Chametz.htm

What Is the Sale of Chametz, and Why Do We Do It?

On the holiday of Passover, we are commanded not to have any chametz in our possession. Any food that is made out of grain that has been allowed to rise (ferment) is chametz. Common chametz items include bread, cakes, breakfast cereals, pastas, many liquors and more. Any chametz that was in the possession of a Jew during Passover is forbidden, even after Passover ends. This applies even if the chametz is locked up and out of sight.

So what is someone to do if they want to hold on to their prized Scotch collection or freezer full of challah?

The solution (as explained in the Code of Jewish Law, O.C. 448) is the �Sale of Chametz,� in which the food is sold to a non-Jew before Passover. After the holiday, the non-Jew sells it back, and it can once again be enjoyed.

Since the mid-1990s, Chabad.org has offered an online form through which you can authorize a rabbi to sell your chametz to a non-Jew on your behalf.

Below you can find frequently asked questions about this special service. If you would like to sell your chametz online, go to our easy-to-use service here.

Is the online sale as legitimate as going to the rabbi in person to fill out a form?

Leading halachic authorities have ruled that online authorizations are acceptable for the purpose of selling chametz. You are authorizing the rabbi to sell your chametz on your behalf. The rabbi (or his designee) conducts the sale of chametz in person with the non-Jew. Multiple methods of transaction are used to make certain beyond any doubt that the chametz is sold. The traditional and preferred practice, however, is for the authorization transaction to be done in person with the local rabbi.

Chabad.org makes this service available online at no charge to provide every Jew with the opportunity to have their chametz sold for Passover.

By what time does the sale have to be performed?

Passover begins on the eve of the 15th of Nissan, but the prohibition of owning chametz begins at the end of �5th halachic hour� on the morning before Passover (the 14th of Nissan). The halachic hours are determined by dividing the time from sunrise to sunset into 12 equal parts. So all chametz in your possession must be sold (or destroyed) by the time 5/12ths of the day (sunrise to sunset) have passed on the 14th of Nissan. Learn when that is in your area here.

On your website, the deadline is 8 a.m. local time for submitting the chametz sale form. The �5th halachic hour� often does not end until more than three hours later. Why must the form be submitted so early?

Selling chametz takes time. The rabbi needs to make sure that the sale is all wrapped up by the time the fifth hour ends. Closing the form in advance ensures that the rabbi has enough time to collect all the data, and sell the chametz well before the prohibition to own chametz takes effect.

On the authorization form, I am asked where I will be the day before Passover. Why is that important?

You need to make sure that you do not own chametz by the time the prohibition takes effect at your location on the morning of the 14th of Nissan. The rabbi needs to know where you will be so that your chametz will be sold before the onset of the prohibition in your specific time zone. To accommodate Jewish communities all over the world, Chabad.org offers no less than 11 �points of sale,� each one timed for a different region to accommodate Jews everywhere.

How is one rabbi able to perform sales in so many places around the world?

By submitting the online authorization form, you grant the power of agency to Rabbi Yosef Landa. He, in turn, authorizes a rabbi to perform the service in each of the time zones listed. Each rabbi meets in person with a non-Jewish buyer and sells the chametz on your behalf.

I will be in a more western time zone at the conclusion of Passover. Which means that when the chametz is bought back by the rabbi at my previous location, it will still be Passover at my new location. Is that a problem?

No. Even if the non-Jew sells back your chametz in the earlier pre-Passover time zone, you don�t have to accept it until Passover ends for you. Note that your explicit authorization is only for the rabbi to sell your chametz. After Passover, the rabbi buys back the chametz as a service to you, but he cannot do that against your wishes or interests. It need not become yours until you agree to take ownership of it after Passover has ended in your time zone.

How soon after the end of Passover can I use my chametz?

The rabbi usually buys back the chametz as soon as the holiday is over, but it can take some time. We recommend that you wait until 10 p.m. before using your chametz again.

Do you send an email when the chametz is bought back?

We buy the chametz back as soon as possible, right after the holiday. We will do our best to let you know via email, but you can be assured that the chametz is officially yours again at 10 p.m.

I have a wonderful neighbor who is not Jewish. Can I sell my chametz directly to him?

You wouldn�t sell your home without a lawyer; neither is it advisable to sell your chametz without a rabbi. The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex, especially for this type of transaction in which the buyer is likely never to see the items they bought, and the items are not physically moved into the buyer�s domain. Due to the severity of the prohibition of owning chametz, we have a rabbi transact the sale of chametz for us.

What about pets?

If you own a pet who must eat chametz, you must sell the animal to a non-Jew and have the non-Jew feed the animal for the duration of the holiday since a Jewish-owned pet may not be fed chametz on Passover. Our contract stipulates that the animals are included in the general sale, but leaves you to find someone to care for and feed the animal during the course of the eight-day holiday.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi�s power of agency. Donations to Chabad.org when you sell your chametz further the work of Chabad.org in making Judaism accessible and meaningful to hundreds of thousands of people every day. Your contribution is very much utilized and appreciated!

I forgot to sell my chametz, and it�s already past the time of the chametz prohibition. Can I still sell it?

Unfortunately, no. And since we are not allowed to keep in our possession any chametz during Passover, you might have to dispose of it right away. But there may be mitigating factors to consider (such as whether you have sold your chametz in past years, etc.), so contact a knowledgeable Orthodox rabbi without delay.

Can I use the chametz after I sell it?

You cannot use the chametz after it�s sold because it is no longer yours. Keep in mind that when you fill out the form, you are merely authorizing the rabbi to sell your chametz on the morning before Passover. Until the rabbi actually conducts the sale, the chametz is yours. Once the rabbi sells the chametz on the 14th of Nissan, it no longer belongs to you, and you cannot use it until it is bought back after Passover.

Does the sale include chametz that comes into the possession of a Jew after the onset of the prohibition?

It does not. You cannot sell something that you do not yet own. Such chametz would be forbidden even after Passover.

What do I do with the chametz after it�s sold?

If you will continue to live in the house where the non-Jew�s chametz is stored during Passover, put it in a designated area and close off access to it. This is done to ensure that nobody will inadvertently eat it during Passover. Locking the rooms or cabinets in which the chametz is stored or closing them with tape should do the job. It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold.

I sold my chametz last year. Must I do it again this year?

Yes.

Can I sell someone else�s chametz?

Yes, if they authorize you to do so.

Do I need to specify all the places the chametz may be found?

It is preferable to do so. However, the contract is written regarding all of your chametz, wherever it may be found, even if you do not specify the locations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35725988)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

it's not illusory. there's consideration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35741562)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

ljl.

"God doesn't want me to have this stuff for the next few days, I need to sell this to you, then buy it back after the holiday ends."

This is an illusory transaction because it has no real substance. It's just a method of changing paper ownership to technically comply with an obligation. Congrats on finding a loophole, I'm sure your god is very tricked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35742583)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

jews invented contract law. u maf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35743439)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

Yes, I'm furious that Jews were the ones to invent a fake contract to trick god during the period where you celebrate the time he murdered a bunch of kids. Truly a religion to bring beauty to the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746471)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

we brought gal gadot into the world. more beauty than the goyim ever brought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746491)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: crystalline ticket booth

She is decent looking but don't be stupid. A hot Russian/Scandinavian teenager is hotter than she is. And there are tons of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746613)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: crystalline ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746752)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6aJzCfkkUdc/VZu8RvIledI/AAAAAAAAAmk/_URn6ycBgJg/s1600/99183812.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746851)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: crystalline ticket booth

Congrats on picking the Jewiest looking one of the bunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746882)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: rusted razzle generalized bond garrison

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746813)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia school cafeteria mental disorder

https://gfycat.com/NaiveNextBoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748200)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia school cafeteria mental disorder

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748216)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

FAKE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748227)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia school cafeteria mental disorder

Filthy GOOOOOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35756479)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Bistre mad cow disease

Valuable Consideration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#38174048)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: anal church building

"You wouldn’t sell your home without a lawyer; neither is it advisable to sell your [bread] without a rabbi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35742605)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: misanthropic mauve factory reset button

,who is also a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35752842)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: wine home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#42179918)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:44 AM
Author: anal church building

"It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold."

--Labels my bread (that I "authorized" some online Rabbi to sell to some never-seen goy) that is in my cupboard, locked with my key and TAPED with my tape. Mmm sold bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35742617)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: anal church building

"Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35742625)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

most people sell their chametz to their shul rabbi and donate to their shul anyway. jews tithe 10-20%. what's the diff why you give him the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35743434)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: crystalline ticket booth

I don't understand. Isn't the point that no Jew can own it? So wouldn't the Rabbi then have to resell it again?

In any event, do you really not see how fucking retarded this is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746582)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

i'm responding to the point where the guy above implies that the rabbis are taking bribes for doing these sales. it's not true. everyone has their shul rabbi do the sale for them. it's part of his job and people donate anyway to the shul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

ljl you read the above as implying a bribe? No, we're not worry about rabbis being "bribed" to enter into meaningless contracts. I think we're more marveling over the astonishing frequency with which these particular religious officials monetize events. Kooky, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748691)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930814&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35745664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Sinister know-it-all state

AhahahahahahahahH

This is the best one. This tops the fake roofs they build so they can use phones and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746477)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Walnut Dysfunction Native

I dunno, suspending a length of fishing wire around Manhattan is tough to beat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746857)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: vigorous metal lodge

one of the most amazing articles I've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748035)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: emerald box office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#46152919)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: crystalline ticket booth

DBG, weren't you just writing in some thread that Christianity is a silly religion? Let's chat. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746569)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: aquamarine stimulating piazza

Nebbish jew referring God to his chametz sale form and smirking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746660)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Walnut Dysfunction Native

Once you see how much time Jews spend finding loopholes in their own covenant with God, every interaction with them makes a lot more sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746753)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: rusted razzle generalized bond garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746935)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia school cafeteria mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748388)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: wine home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#42179922)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#49786047)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:11 PM
Author: Sick rough-skinned property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#46152921)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: zombie-like wonderful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#46153004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Lascivious boistinker

this would shock me, but i remember reading on this board about the "eruv" (which a fishing line or wire they hang around a whole neighborhood so it is considered "inside" and they can use electronics on the sabbath or whatever) so this is not surprising in the least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746872)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: crystalline ticket booth

tcr. That was the craziest thing I've read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746895)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Walnut Dysfunction Native

That's what I was talking about above. Here is the article: https://nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/

Should be the first thing on the syllabus for any Intro to Judaism course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35747593)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

it's for carrying keys, not for using electronics, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35747606)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: rusted razzle generalized bond garrison

oh yeah he's the retard not the inbred desert apes hanging up fishing lines to trick god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35747648)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac violent laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748365)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748686)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: crystalline ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748750)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: impressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#48848066)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Twisted depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35746972)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Brilliant outnumbered parlour coldplay fan

LOL

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748064)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: rusted razzle generalized bond garrison

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748073)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

(low iq schtick)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&mc=32&forum_id=2#35746633

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748075)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Brilliant outnumbered parlour coldplay fan

looooooooooooool at your shitligion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748079)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

smells like duck sauce!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: rusted razzle generalized bond garrison

smells like curry sauce!

holy fuck that's coming from your wife.. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748093)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac violent laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748368)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:29 PM
Author: Brilliant outnumbered parlour coldplay fan

holy shit another ingenious, original insult!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748164)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: rusted razzle generalized bond garrison

(low IQ schtick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748081)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: twinkling bateful deer antler immigrant

St. Peter Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act pwning the Jews in heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35748733)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Motley doobsian corner candlestick maker

So jews have to cart all their shit over to this rabbi or one of his agents? or is there some sophist loophole for that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35752224)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: rusted razzle generalized bond garrison

laughing hard as fuck at this shit religion brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35752291)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Motley doobsian corner candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35752301)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

No, you just put it in a cabinet until you "buy it back." ljl.

What do I do with the chametz after it’s sold?

If you will continue to live in the house where the non-Jew’s chametz is stored during Passover, put it in a designated area and close off access to it. This is done to ensure that nobody will inadvertently eat it during Passover. Locking the rooms or cabinets in which the chametz is stored or closing them with tape should do the job. It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35752357)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: rusted razzle generalized bond garrison

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35752366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Motley doobsian corner candlestick maker

so as long as you dont own it, you can possess it?

are the straws compensated for this or do they kike the kikes and put a margin on the resale?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35752804)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

Great question. I imagine there's some way that currency fluctuations can be exploited here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35756471)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 6:50 AM
Author: Magical yellow nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#38174058)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

more info itt: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3937392&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35752815)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Lascivious boistinker

what would happen if a useful goy just refused to sell it all back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35753842)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig

see ITT -- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3937392&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35753858)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Lascivious boistinker

well i hope he succeeds some day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#35754090)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#38101451)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Dilemma Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#38102245)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: vigorous metal lodge

This seems like a Jew tricking other je ws tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#38102282)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#48848037)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 4:46 AM
Author: Stirring Scarlet Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#38173975)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

Oh hey it's that time of year again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#42179901)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:30 AM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

IT'S TIME BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#44345132)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#46152886)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: anal church building

fucking ferengi

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#46152909)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:11 PM
Author: Abnormal ultramarine shrine police squad

lol at the jewish god being such a prole he is easily tricked by inbred heebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#46152922)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible den

ONE WEIRD TRICK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#46152959)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: 180 Autistic Pit

Think about how badly jews would abuse this system if goyim had to sell their shit to trick God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#46153498)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

It's that time of year again!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#47596066)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Cordovan contagious public bath bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#47596528)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: insecure foreskin gaming laptop

AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#48847998)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Light thriller weed whacker stage

3/4 of my cabinets are taped "SOLD," bro. nothing illusory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#48848045)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: passionate cyan dragon rigpig

look that's great who cares I just don't want my well poisoned okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#48848047)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Abusive learning disabled halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#48859297)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Light thriller weed whacker stage

my bread gets sold back to me sunday night! thanks goyim!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#48860753)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#49786042)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2Reputation#49786713)