A reminder about Michael Jordan's first season w/ the Wizards (01-02)
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Date: December 23rd, 2020 12:19 PM Author: Odious prole faggotry
Before Jordan inured his knee on 2/7 going into the All Star break because of faggot Etan Thomas, he was averaging 6 rebounds, 5 assists, 1-2 steals, and 25 points a night at the ripe old age of 38 going on 39 years old. And he was on the upswing: In MJ's last ten games up to the injury, he was doing 7 rebounds, 6 assists, a steal and 30(!) points a night. Those are wild stats considering his age and the terrible caliber of the team he was playing on.
After the injury, he averaged 4 boards, 5 assists, a steal and 16 points a game on drastically reduced minutes for the rest of the season; he somewhat came back from the injury through the off-season to play in 02-03 but he was never in the same form he'd been in prior to colliding with Thomas. From this analysis, we may draw a few conclusions:
1) Jordan clearly had gas in the tank for another championship run or two 98 - 01. The numbers he was putting up as a WIZARD pre-injury weren't that far off from what he produced during the second three-peat (6/4/2/30). Again, that's insane. I'm thinking he takes 2 of 3 in another three seasons of play with a rebuilt Bulls roster after deadweight Pippen is discarded. Jordan retires in 2001 with eight rings and less wanderlust.
2) If Jordan hadn't injured himself in February 02, the shitty Wizards were going to have a playoff run and Jordan may have been in contention for MVP especially considering the narrative. It would have been wild seeing Jordan at 39 going balls out in the playoffs again and lighting up e.g., Orlando or Detroit for 45 points on any given night.
3) Jerry Krause is a fucking faggot.
That is all.
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Date: December 23rd, 2020 1:07 PM Author: flushed electric rigor son of senegal
That’s interesting, I had no idea
(Not sarcasm)
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Date: December 23rd, 2020 3:23 PM Author: Adventurous Gas Station Nibblets
lmao i remember when media was like OMG HE"S SO OLD
and the median age of XO now is probably 41-42
we could still maek it
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Date: December 23rd, 2020 3:34 PM Author: multi-colored really tough guy
I agree but 2 3-peats (6 in 8) is way more aesthetically pleasing than 3 and 4 (7 in 9).
3, 3, 6, and 8 are very harmonious. Augustine wrote at length about the perfection of the number 6.
3, 4, 7, and 9 are awkward, unbalanced, and ugly.
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Date: December 23rd, 2020 3:53 PM Author: Odious prole faggotry
Pippen was clearly on his way out all season. But the rest of them strike me as willing to stick around if it meant another championship run or three. Jordan and Rodman would both likely have been willing to take a haircut on salary if it meant increased cap room to bring on someone to take the SF position with major impact like Antonio McDyess. Or maybe do something more drastic like bring in a star center like Rik Smits.
The frustrating thing about the Bulls at the end of the 98 run is they still had so much versatility. There were 50 different ways a GM who gave a damn could have freshened up the lineup while still retaining Jordan-Rodman at the core to stock them for another run. But Krause didn't give a damn and the culture had become toxic there by 98; it was a prematurely ended dynasty.
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: .,.,.,.;;';'.,.'.,,...,;',,,.;';...,.';,;'
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:27 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: .,.,.,.;;';'.,.'.,,...,;',,,.;';...,.';,;'
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: .,.,.,.;;';'.,.'.,,...,;',,,.;';...,.';,;'
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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:20 AM Author: Histrionic depressive
Reminds me how manute bol was playing in the NBA in his 50s
Age is flame
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: .,.,.,.;;';'.,.'.,,...,;',,,.;';...,.';,;'
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: .,.,.,.;;';'.,.'.,,...,;',,,.;';...,.';,;'
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
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Date: December 12th, 2021 8:13 PM Author: Jet Kitchen
Michael had the shit genes in the family:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJAIyXQ5wNU
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.;;';'.,.'.,,...,;',,,.;';...,.';,;'
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Date: August 23rd, 2022 12:21 PM Author: tan crackhouse shitlib
well being injury prone is part and parcel of being that age.
there’s no way he could have maintained those numbers even if he was “healthy,” especially not into the playoffs
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 7:59 PM Author: Slimy Stag Film
jordan dickriders love to talk about stats until lebron enters the convo.
lebron is 38 and averaging 29 8 and 7.
Oh now you'll pivot to discussions about intangibles and "being a winner".
Well jordan didn't win fucking shit with the wizards. they finished sub-500 both seasons so fuck off.
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:31 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:25 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: .,.,.,.;;';'.,.'.,,...,;',,,.;';...,.';,;'
incredible thread
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: goy orbison
If Jordan stayed the 99 Bulls coulda signed Vlade Divac and Charles Barkley and maybe win another title. Barkley took like 1.65 million per year to play in Houston that season.
Starting lineup:
Ron Harper
MJ
Kukoc
Barkley
Divac
with Brent Barry coming off the bench. Could maybe beat the Spurs idk.
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