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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM Author: bistre locus crotch
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.
these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.
i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.
i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684383) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM Author: floppy genital piercing theater stage
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.
She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.
If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49686383) |
Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM Author: bistre locus crotch
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.
when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.
the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.
anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688412) |
Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM Author: offensive personal credit line
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688752) |
Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM Author: offensive personal credit line
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688756) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM Author: bistre locus crotch
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.
can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688765)
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM Author: glittery pistol
I know a chick like this at my old firm
She somehow is a senior aassociate
She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49689049) |
Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/
She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!
According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49710714) |
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