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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
mauve toilet seat
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
mauve toilet seat
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
mauve toilet seat
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
mauve toilet seat
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
mauve toilet seat
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
mauve toilet seat
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
mauve toilet seat
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
mauve toilet seat
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
mauve toilet seat
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
erotic liquid oxygen location
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
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thirsty elite state ceo
  05/22/26
His moniker?
alcoholic ebony orchestra pit
  05/22/26
Colt
Angry Sound Barrier
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Lilac national
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Amber Theatre
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aphrodisiac adulterous range
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Disco Fries
brilliant stage gunner
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
saffron native
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Seedy bisexual resort giraffe
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lime filthy point
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Seedy bisexual resort giraffe
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
thirsty elite state ceo
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Seedy bisexual resort giraffe
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
obsidian adventurous generalized bond forum
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
carnelian mind-boggling station pistol
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Passionate mahogany jap
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Amber Theatre
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
brilliant stage gunner
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
burgundy laughsome queen of the night
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Amber Theatre
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
saffron native
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
erotic liquid oxygen location
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Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
vigorous field organic girlfriend
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Angry Sound Barrier
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Thriller Blood Rage
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
thirsty elite state ceo
  05/24/26
mods
Turquoise Cuck
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Bright Wrinkle Plaza
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Mint Mad-dog Skullcap Psychic
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Bright Wrinkle Plaza
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Mint Mad-dog Skullcap Psychic
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Apoplectic multi-billionaire nursing home
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Bright Wrinkle Plaza
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
cracking spot
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
lol
erotic liquid oxygen location
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
vigorous field organic girlfriend
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Yellow stag film
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Yellow stag film
  05/22/26
Link?
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Yellow stag film
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
flesh curious business firm
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Aromatic Bawdyhouse
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They have a pretty sick IG
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Yellow stag film
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
concupiscible copper rigpig pozpig
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Diverse Son Of Senegal Hall
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
cocky garrison idea he suggested
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Angry Sound Barrier
  05/24/26
AI
brilliant stage gunner
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
thirsty elite state ceo
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
carmine doobsian locale
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
  08/12/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: mauve toilet seat

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: erotic liquid oxygen location

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: thirsty elite state ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: alcoholic ebony orchestra pit

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Seedy bisexual resort giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Lilac national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Amber Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: brilliant stage gunner

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: saffron native

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Seedy bisexual resort giraffe

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: lime filthy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Seedy bisexual resort giraffe

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: thirsty elite state ceo

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Seedy bisexual resort giraffe

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: obsidian adventurous generalized bond forum

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: carnelian mind-boggling station pistol

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Passionate mahogany jap

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Amber Theatre

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: brilliant stage gunner

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: burgundy laughsome queen of the night

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Amber Theatre

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: saffron native

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: erotic liquid oxygen location

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: vigorous field organic girlfriend

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Thriller Blood Rage

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: thirsty elite state ceo

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Turquoise Cuck

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Bright Wrinkle Plaza

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Mint Mad-dog Skullcap Psychic

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Bright Wrinkle Plaza

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Mint Mad-dog Skullcap Psychic

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic multi-billionaire nursing home

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Bright Wrinkle Plaza

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: cracking spot

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: erotic liquid oxygen location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: vigorous field organic girlfriend

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Yellow stag film

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Yellow stag film

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Yellow stag film

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: flesh curious business firm

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Bawdyhouse

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Yellow stag film

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: concupiscible copper rigpig pozpig

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Diverse Son Of Senegal Hall

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: cocky garrison idea he suggested

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Angry Sound Barrier

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: brilliant stage gunner

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: thirsty elite state ceo

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: carmine doobsian locale

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50062678)