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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
fighting crackhouse
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Thriller fear-inspiring nowag
  01/05/14
...
drab whorehouse
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
fighting crackhouse
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
fighting crackhouse
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
fighting crackhouse
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
fighting crackhouse
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
flirting jap
  06/25/12
...
aqua nursing home queen of the night
  06/25/12
Jesus
titillating insecure den hissy fit
  06/25/12
literally rofling
hairraiser faggot firefighter shrine
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
marvelous heaven pocket flask
  08/02/12
crying
outnumbered people who are hurt
  08/29/12
...
tantric old irish cottage
  02/22/13
...
wonderful lavender station
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Cream National Security Agency
  03/19/14
...
Rusted dead abode
  06/27/14
...
supple splenetic stag film
  06/27/14
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indigo mildly autistic generalized bond trailer park
  09/14/17
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Apoplectic karate dysfunction
  07/20/18
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Apoplectic karate dysfunction
  02/09/19
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haunting spectacular fortuitous meteor
  07/11/19
...
White trip indirect expression gas station
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Buff Clown
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
fighting crackhouse
  06/25/12
cop
aqua nursing home queen of the night
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
aqua nursing home queen of the night
  06/25/12
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flirting jap
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Abnormal Windowlicker Nibblets
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Irate passionate area police squad
  08/02/12
...
Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Boyish Chapel
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
doobsian famous landscape painting
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
aqua nursing home queen of the night
  06/25/12
...
ruby excitant philosopher-king
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
aqua nursing home queen of the night
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Irate passionate area police squad
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
shaky arousing church building
  08/21/13
...
fighting crackhouse
  06/25/12
...
heady greedy corner
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Salmon forum cuckold
  06/25/12
...
Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
cerebral black casino
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
fighting crackhouse
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
maize aromatic sex offender field
  06/25/12
...
fighting crackhouse
  06/26/12
...
Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
odious locus
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
fighting crackhouse
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
fiercely-loyal home incel
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Embarrassed to the bone idiotic volcanic crater ladyboy
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
fighting crackhouse
  08/02/12
...
fighting crackhouse
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
marvelous heaven pocket flask
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Irate passionate area police squad
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Irate passionate area police squad
  08/02/12
...
Peach aphrodisiac gunner rehab
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
fighting crackhouse
  08/02/12
...
irradiated cruise ship
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Irate passionate area police squad
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Embarrassed to the bone idiotic volcanic crater ladyboy
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
fighting crackhouse
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Irate passionate area police squad
  08/06/12
Cr
at-the-ready dull knife sanctuary
  08/06/12
...
Irate passionate area police squad
  08/08/12
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Peach aphrodisiac gunner rehab
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
vibrant smoky stage
  08/20/12
...
Peach aphrodisiac gunner rehab
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
fighting crackhouse
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
wonderful lavender station
  08/21/13
...
Irate passionate area police squad
  02/22/13
...
Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
wonderful lavender station
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
shaky arousing church building
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
wonderful lavender station
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Rusted dead abode
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
shaky arousing church building
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Naked fragrant lettuce
  08/21/13
180
Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry
  09/30/13
...
Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry
  12/24/13
...
Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry
  01/05/14
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Grizzly temple
  03/19/14
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Territorial stead place of business
  06/25/14
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Rusted dead abode
  06/27/14
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vermilion crusty psychic
  07/22/14
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Provocative Cyan Love Of Her Life
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Provocative Cyan Love Of Her Life
  08/04/14
...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
infuriating indecent brunch halford
  12/08/14
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Irate passionate area police squad
  12/11/14
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dashing disgusting french chef partner
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
ungodly pearl kitty sound barrier
  08/12/15
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Milky scourge upon the earth codepig
  07/29/16
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Canary property
  11/03/16
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Twinkling boiling water
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
gold racy keepsake machete hell
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Swashbuckling school cafeteria travel guidebook
  09/15/17
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dashing disgusting french chef partner
  05/20/17
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Irate passionate area police squad
  06/27/17
...
dashing disgusting french chef partner
  07/29/17
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Insane Theater Stage Cuck
  10/01/17
...
odious locus
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Exciting Orchid Point Mood
  01/29/18
where did he go
concupiscible overrated state
  01/29/18
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bearded know-it-all voyeur
  05/14/18
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odious locus
  08/16/18
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Wild menage digit ratio
  01/25/19
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lime gaped hospital water buffalo
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
floppy sickened haunted graveyard
  05/26/19
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exhilarant massive pistol step-uncle's house
  08/08/19
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Poppy stock car antidepressant drug
  02/19/20
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White trip indirect expression gas station
  08/27/21
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Fishy bateful chad dingle berry
  07/16/22
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alcoholic roommate azn
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Thriller fear-inspiring nowag

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: drab whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: flirting jap

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: aqua nursing home queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: titillating insecure den hissy fit

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: hairraiser faggot firefighter shrine

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: marvelous heaven pocket flask

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: outnumbered people who are hurt

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: tantric old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: wonderful lavender station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Cream National Security Agency

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Rusted dead abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: supple splenetic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: indigo mildly autistic generalized bond trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic karate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Apoplectic karate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: haunting spectacular fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: White trip indirect expression gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Buff Clown

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: aqua nursing home queen of the night

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: aqua nursing home queen of the night

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: flirting jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Abnormal Windowlicker Nibblets

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Boyish Chapel

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: doobsian famous landscape painting

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: aqua nursing home queen of the night

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: ruby excitant philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: aqua nursing home queen of the night

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: shaky arousing church building

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: heady greedy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Salmon forum cuckold

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: cerebral black casino

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: maize aromatic sex offender field

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: fighting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: odious locus

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal home incel

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone idiotic volcanic crater ladyboy

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: marvelous heaven pocket flask

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Peach aphrodisiac gunner rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: irradiated cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone idiotic volcanic crater ladyboy

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: fighting crackhouse

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: at-the-ready dull knife sanctuary

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Peach aphrodisiac gunner rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: vibrant smoky stage

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Peach aphrodisiac gunner rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: wonderful lavender station

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: wonderful lavender station

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: shaky arousing church building

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: wonderful lavender station

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Rusted dead abode

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: shaky arousing church building

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Naked fragrant lettuce

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Grizzly temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Territorial stead place of business

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Rusted dead abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: vermilion crusty psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Provocative Cyan Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Provocative Cyan Love Of Her Life

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: infuriating indecent brunch halford

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: dashing disgusting french chef partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: ungodly pearl kitty sound barrier

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Milky scourge upon the earth codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Canary property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Twinkling boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: gold racy keepsake machete hell

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling school cafeteria travel guidebook

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: dashing disgusting french chef partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Irate passionate area police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: dashing disgusting french chef partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Insane Theater Stage Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: odious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Exciting Orchid Point Mood

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible overrated state

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: odious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Wild menage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: lime gaped hospital water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: floppy sickened haunted graveyard

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: exhilarant massive pistol step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Poppy stock car antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: White trip indirect expression gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Fishy bateful chad dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: alcoholic roommate azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964828)