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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
aromatic nubile trailer park
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Pink jew round eye
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
aromatic nubile trailer park
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Pink jew round eye
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
aromatic nubile trailer park
  10/03/12
dat racis
magenta big-titted mediation wrinkle
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Wonderful resort double fault
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
kink-friendly travel guidebook degenerate
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Cerise big hunting ground
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Hairraiser Sanctuary Electric Furnace
  10/11/12
180
Vengeful orchestra pit
  10/22/12
jesus....
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  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
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lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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  10/20/14
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  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
angry hell
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
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  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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dashing glassy address
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Crusty hyperventilating house
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/11/12
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Crusty hyperventilating house
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Violent point
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/22/12
180
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  11/10/12
this was underrated
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in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
twisted national
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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  10/22/12
lol
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Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Pink jew round eye
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Pink jew round eye
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Pink jew round eye
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
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  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
dashing glassy address
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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  10/31/12
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
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brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Pink jew round eye
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
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  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Violent point
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Violent point
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Violent point
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home
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Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Violent point
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
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  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Violent point
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home
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Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home
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Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Violent point
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Violent point
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
aromatic nubile trailer park
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Violent point
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
kink-friendly travel guidebook degenerate
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Lies
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WTF!!!
stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home
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you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
twinkling den
  12/09/12
180.
cruel-hearted beady-eyed location
  12/09/12
lol
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predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Pink jew round eye
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
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Update?
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elite piazza personal credit line
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Second page!?
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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infuriating internal respiration
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Charismatic Hateful Space Kitty Cat
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lets do this
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hippo is still there
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gots to get mine ofs
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: aromatic nubile trailer park

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: aromatic nubile trailer park

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: aromatic nubile trailer park

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: magenta big-titted mediation wrinkle

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Wonderful resort double fault

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: kink-friendly travel guidebook degenerate

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Cerise big hunting ground

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sanctuary Electric Furnace

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Vengeful orchestra pit

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Citrine Spot Pistol

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sandwich dilemma

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sandwich dilemma

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sandwich dilemma

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: bearded irate base



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: aqua antidepressant drug



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: deranged parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: out-of-control rebellious doctorate

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Deep appetizing halford french chef

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Thirsty aggressive mad cow disease elastic band

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: racy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Supple slippery queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Keepsake Machete Telephone

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Lime Hall Rigpig

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: twinkling den

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Massive temple windowlicker

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: angry hell

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Deep appetizing halford french chef

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: multi-colored unholy corner clown

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: dashing glassy address

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Crusty hyperventilating house

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: hilarious field weed whacker

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Crusty hyperventilating house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Violent point

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: chest-beating fantasy-prone university

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Useless bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Iridescent Boistinker School

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: marvelous skinny woman liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Contagious Mildly Autistic Meetinghouse Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: bespoke canary masturbator

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: twisted national

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: bearded irate base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: lake sadistic puppy

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Charismatic Hateful Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: dashing glassy address

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Demanding pit partner

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Useless bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Violent point

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: electric orchid station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Diverse buck-toothed hominid

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling trump supporter

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Pink jew round eye

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Vengeful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Violent point

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Violent point

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Violent point

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Violent point

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Violent point

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Violent point

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Violent point

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: pea-brained factory reset button

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: aromatic nubile trailer park

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: bespoke canary masturbator

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Violent point

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse hideous stock car sweet tailpipe

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: White international law enforcement agency

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Pink jew round eye

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: red territorial public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: exciting deer antler wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed dopamine center

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Deep appetizing halford french chef

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: french private investor native

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: hairless vibrant menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Bateful haunted graveyard nowag

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly travel guidebook degenerate

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: pale cuck

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring pontificating faggot firefighter

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: stimulating ruby famous landscape painting nursing home

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Flushed coldplay fan

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: light lettuce business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Useless bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: twinkling den

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: insane clear locus gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: odious abnormal parlour hairy legs

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Talented bull headed athletic conference property

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: spectacular self-centered goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Pink jew round eye

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: avocado histrionic abode idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: chest-beating fantasy-prone university

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: exciting deer antler wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Concupiscible brass tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: electric orchid station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Honey-headed Talking Principal's Office Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: 180 voyeur senate

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: bipolar theatre

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: heady mood school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: infuriating internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: soggy thriller party of the first part

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal box office

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Contagious Mildly Autistic Meetinghouse Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed Talking Principal's Office Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: tripping theater stage

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: khaki stag film bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Fragrant Iridescent Boistinker School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Vengeful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Glittery Puce Stead National Security Agency

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Flushed coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: 180 voyeur senate

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Hateful Space Kitty Cat

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Hateful Space Kitty Cat

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Bateful haunted graveyard nowag

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: transparent alcoholic brunch community account

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring pontificating faggot firefighter

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: transparent alcoholic brunch community account

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: tripping theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Smoky Shrine Tank

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Drab arousing boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: aqua antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: racy whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: sickened water buffalo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Cyan Background Story Plaza

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Contagious Mildly Autistic Meetinghouse Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Useless bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: arrogant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Disgusting roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Drab arousing boiling water

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: vivacious place of business garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: kink-friendly travel guidebook degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Fishy brethren casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: heady mood school cafeteria

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Salmon patrolman set

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Fishy brethren casino

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: geriatric vigorous locale affirmative action

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Lascivious garnet pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine know-it-all ticket booth marketing idea

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged splenetic codepig office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Trip Charcoal Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Titillating site blood rage

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: infuriating internal respiration

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Deep appetizing halford french chef

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: infuriating internal respiration

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Deep appetizing halford french chef

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Fishy brethren casino

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: mewling laughsome home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: peach stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Underhanded market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: lemon institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Trip Charcoal Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: elite piazza personal credit line

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#50112233)