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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: avocado electric sex offender dilemma http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: avocado electric sex offender dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: avocado electric sex offender dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: pungent turquoise field lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: splenetic carnelian base preventive strike What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: galvanic indian lodge http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: khaki church building regret dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: learning disabled pink hall Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: khaki church building regret cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Gold site "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Boyish Native Legend It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: avocado electric sex offender dilemma Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: appetizing charcoal marketing idea tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Sickened Mentally Impaired Property Party Of The First Part 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Coral doctorate awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: spectacular fiercely-loyal candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: diverse rigor school cafeteria these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Chest-beating parlour Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: blathering razzle stage 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: insanely creepy elastic band You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Disgusting Masturbator Tanning Salon lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Dull state multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Paul Peckersucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#49639607) |