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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Slate concupiscible karate Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.
Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops |
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM Author: Slate concupiscible karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763711) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: maniacal trust fund genital piercing Soccermos, explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763719) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: bateful patrolman chapel Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763728) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Slate concupiscible karate I was waiting for this.
Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops. |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: razzle indian lodge Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763757) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: gay den (Actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923934) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: sick lemon really tough guy center baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924487) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM Author: Pea-brained vivacious home bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#47297704) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: maniacal trust fund genital piercing And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763762) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Aquamarine misunderstood house halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925177) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM Author: Appetizing purple public bath sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925253) |
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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM Author: crawly trip friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#38464954) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Chrome lascivious dog poop hell They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763747) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Appetizing purple public bath sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763756) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: maniacal trust fund genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763768) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM Author: bateful patrolman chapel Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763790) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: Chrome lascivious dog poop hell They still fuck up free kicks most of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763842) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: navy cracking stead pozpig free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763883) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM Author: Slate concupiscible karate any player famous for just blasting through the wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763898) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: navy cracking stead pozpig lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Slate concupiscible karate pretty curvy stuff.
Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Talented big-titted azn Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763751) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: Racy Becky Meetinghouse they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#47297734) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: house-broken histrionic crackhouse It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763748) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Slate concupiscible karate This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763765) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: slippery theatre fortuitous meteor lol.
just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body. |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: Slate concupiscible karate I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763827) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: slippery theatre fortuitous meteor 180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763837) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: Useless shimmering location newt This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924498) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Cobalt naked native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923945) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Thirsty institution french chef Too strong for their own good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763775) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: marvelous striped hyena *Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: exciting clown bawdyhouse or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763815) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: navy cracking stead pozpig this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763864) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM Author: Mahogany territorial pistol It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25765660) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM Author: frum erotic market legal warrant brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924534) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: maize legend It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763817) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: fragrant poppy codepig step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925127) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: navy cracking stead pozpig ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763855) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: flatulent infuriating boistinker rehab that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25768124) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: magenta adventurous business firm ladyboy they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763877) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: transparent heaven crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763916) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: learning disabled slap-happy nowag Makes me love hockey even more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25765573) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM Author: navy cracking stead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25768074) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: French Regret Tanning Salon its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923931) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: soul-stirring international law enforcement agency not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923944) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Cobalt naked native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923938) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM Author: motley brindle principal's office All sports are fixed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923967) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM Author: soul-stirring international law enforcement agency maybe, but soccer isn't a sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923989) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Appetizing purple public bath sandwich Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM Author: Useless shimmering location newt Like Baseketball psych out misses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924515) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Cobalt naked native *pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925123) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: Appetizing purple public bath sandwich *Is Rick Ankiel* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925238) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Cobalt naked native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925281) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: maize legend they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925126) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: fragrant poppy codepig step-uncle's house it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925136) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: citrine boyish casino fanboi in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925146) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: fragrant poppy codepig step-uncle's house we can still make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925163) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: Appetizing purple public bath sandwich Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?
Oh, no it isn't? |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM Author: maize legend how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925346) |
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