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topaz free-loading clown
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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these links still work 180
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Contagious spot
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Self-absorbed Wild Psychic
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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fluffy opaque windowlicker
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stimulating white gaping
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alcoholic salmon school
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razzmatazz trump supporter property
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
titillating keepsake machete
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Stirring tattoo
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Laughsome Location Circlehead
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
sickened fanboi
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Lemon supple abode
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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cocky range codepig
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Obsidian famous landscape painting whorehouse
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Maroon Casino Marketing Idea
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topaz free-loading clown
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Stirring tattoo
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
bisexual hell giraffe
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fucking lol
Razzle drunken boiling water
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pale misunderstood place of business shrine
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Contagious spot
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aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease
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rough-skinned therapy
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fluffy opaque windowlicker
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glassy dashing school cafeteria
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Excitant temple puppy
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Self-absorbed Wild Psychic
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Contagious spot
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1800000
sickened fanboi
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legit
Stirring tattoo
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Exciting Violet Genital Piercing French Chef
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Height of assosciate?
transparent kitty cat
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Contagious spot
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lmfao
Cream blathering lodge
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LOL
deranged olive alpha
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lol
lake offensive knife
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Translucent hospital
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Aromatic Useless Brethren Fat Ankles
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Marvelous Crackhouse Son Of Senegal
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Turquoise Legal Warrant Mexican
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glassy dashing school cafeteria
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razzmatazz trump supporter property
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Red Motley Crotch Site
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Canary impressive dog poop
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bronze comical rehab regret
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Bright university fortuitous meteor
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Slimy Ticket Booth
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Onyx house
  03/12/15
Moar!
Lemon supple abode
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
copper striped hyena
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Milky old irish cottage karate
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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Passionate Wrinkle
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Lol 1800
Marvelous Crackhouse Son Of Senegal
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Turquoise Legal Warrant Mexican
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Translucent hospital
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Canary impressive dog poop
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Milky old irish cottage karate
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bistre gas station pocket flask
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Milky old irish cottage karate
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bronze comical rehab regret
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
topaz free-loading clown
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Bull headed slate stage
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High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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It practically writes itself!
Lemon supple abode
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Razzle drunken boiling water
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
titillating keepsake machete
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topaz free-loading clown
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Appetizing set useless brakes
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Stirring tattoo
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
topaz free-loading clown
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Stirring tattoo
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
topaz free-loading clown
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Stirring tattoo
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Shit
topaz free-loading clown
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High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor
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judgmental puce cruise ship cumskin
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
fragrant chartreuse sex offender locus
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rough-skinned therapy
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topaz free-loading clown
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Milky old irish cottage karate
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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still going strong
Milky old irish cottage karate
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(Chip Kelly)
fluffy opaque windowlicker
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
topaz free-loading clown
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High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
titillating keepsake machete
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
fluffy opaque windowlicker
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topaz free-loading clown
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
titillating keepsake machete
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fluffy opaque windowlicker
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azure new version
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Appetizing set useless brakes
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bistre gas station pocket flask
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aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Bull headed slate stage
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topaz free-loading clown
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snowy goyim
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bisexual hell giraffe
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aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
topaz free-loading clown
  03/11/15
*bark aves
kink-friendly home
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bateful stain
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Razzle drunken boiling water
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Bull headed slate stage
  03/11/15
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stimulating white gaping
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
fluffy opaque windowlicker
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
fishy arousing nibblets
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Bull headed slate stage
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Self-absorbed Wild Psychic
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alcoholic salmon school
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stimulating white gaping
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rough-skinned therapy
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High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor
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Pink Becky Space
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Contagious spot
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bisexual hell giraffe
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cobalt tank
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khaki theater stage
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
fluffy opaque windowlicker
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Onyx house
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
irradiated sinister patrolman
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Chestnut native personal credit line
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
provocative theatre trust fund
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Curious Shitlib
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glassy dashing school cafeteria
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lmao
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black plaza telephone
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razzmatazz trump supporter property
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Stirring tattoo
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Bearded rose mediation kitty
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Red Motley Crotch Site
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exhilarant piazza
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bistre gas station pocket flask
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Milky old irish cottage karate
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!!!
Razzle drunken boiling water
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Demanding big pit
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
narrow-minded sienna jew market
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galvanic purple indian lodge
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Trip flesh azn weed whacker
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concupiscible friendly grandma
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aquamarine forum potus
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
gay parlour
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Haunting Emerald Tanning Salon
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
fragrant chartreuse sex offender locus
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
topaz free-loading clown
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
electric principal's office
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
topaz free-loading clown
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Lemon supple abode
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
narrow-minded sienna jew market
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topaz free-loading clown
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Effete violent trailer park
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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fluffy opaque windowlicker
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180
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Maroon Casino Marketing Idea
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Stirring tattoo
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Milky old irish cottage karate
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
fluffy opaque windowlicker
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Umber 180 electric furnace pervert
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
fluffy opaque windowlicker
  03/12/15
great thread
cordovan sick cuck stage
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Onyx house
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Contagious spot
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Multi-colored Violent Skinny Woman Yarmulke
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit
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galvanic purple indian lodge
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit
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Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Submissive dull macaca associate
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Wine frozen antidepressant drug
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Milky old irish cottage karate
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180
Razzle drunken boiling water
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
charismatic maniacal business firm hissy fit
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Razzle drunken boiling water
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Obsidian famous landscape painting whorehouse
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
amethyst love of her life
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
amethyst love of her life
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High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Appetizing set useless brakes
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copper striped hyena
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Spectacular very tactful roast beef
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*makes Buddy partner*
Submissive dull macaca associate
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fluffy opaque windowlicker
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Vivacious institution affirmative action
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aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease
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ruh roh
glassy dashing school cafeteria
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Chestnut native personal credit line
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Walnut Ape Depressive
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topaz free-loading clown
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aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
bat shit crazy degenerate organic girlfriend
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
topaz free-loading clown
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Curious Shitlib
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thriller center travel guidebook
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Sooty greedy hunting ground stag film
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Contagious spot
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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glassy dashing school cafeteria
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Abnormal Reading Party
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bistre gas station pocket flask
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brass arrogant black woman
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holy fucking shit
Boyish twinkling national
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Stirring tattoo
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Sadistic Racy Dilemma
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Red Motley Crotch Site
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Rambunctious underhanded public bath private investor
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concupiscible friendly grandma
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bistre gas station pocket flask
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Razzle drunken boiling water
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Milky old irish cottage karate
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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fuchsia ungodly party of the first part
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180
Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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180^180
irradiated sinister patrolman
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glassy dashing school cafeteria
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Stirring tattoo
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bat-shit-crazy shimmering rigpig
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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narrow-minded sienna jew market
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soul-stirring library
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Milky old irish cottage karate
  12/06/21
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Razzle drunken boiling water
  12/10/21
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
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Curious Shitlib
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Effete violent trailer park
  05/08/15
underrated
Adulterous tantric menage
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Curious Shitlib
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
glassy dashing school cafeteria
  06/03/15
...
topaz free-loading clown
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Wonderful Community Account Quadroon
  06/03/15
Ouch
topaz free-loading clown
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Haunting Emerald Tanning Salon
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor
  06/10/15
180
Yellow rigor theater
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Maroon Casino Marketing Idea
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High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
  07/21/15
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Curious Shitlib
  08/26/15
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vibrant poppy ceo
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
hairraiser state
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
narrow-minded sienna jew market
  10/09/15
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topaz free-loading clown
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
narrow-minded sienna jew market
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Lemon supple abode
  03/12/16
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soul-stirring library
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
odious mustard boltzmann
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soul-stirring library
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Razzle drunken boiling water
  12/10/21
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Razzle drunken boiling water
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
cerise vigorous heaven
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
soul-stirring library
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
soul-stirring library
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Diverse Brunch
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soul-stirring library
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Red Motley Crotch Site
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narrow-minded sienna jew market
  07/15/16
CR.
Razzle drunken boiling water
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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soul-stirring library
  07/26/16
i really like it here
topaz free-loading clown
  07/27/16
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Razzle drunken boiling water
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Razzle drunken boiling water
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Razzle drunken boiling water
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Red Motley Crotch Site
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soul-stirring library
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Red Motley Crotch Site
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soul-stirring library
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topaz free-loading clown
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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lascivious nursing home
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Razzle drunken boiling water
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
Razzle drunken boiling water
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Red Motley Crotch Site
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Mind-boggling box office hairy legs
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Diverse Brunch
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Red Motley Crotch Site
  12/25/16
BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Frum zombie-like stead
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
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cerebral bawdyhouse prole
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Red Motley Crotch Site
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soul-stirring library
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Translucent hospital
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cerebral bawdyhouse prole
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Carnelian Swashbuckling Lay
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deranged olive alpha
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Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
razzle-dazzle blue philosopher-king
  08/14/17
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded sienna jew market

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:58 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: titillating keepsake machete

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Location Circlehead



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: sickened fanboi

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Lemon supple abode



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: sickened fanboi

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470787)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: bisexual hell giraffe

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: rough-skinned therapy

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Wild Psychic



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Contagious spot

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471589)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: sickened fanboi

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Stirring tattoo

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: transparent kitty cat

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Contagious spot

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Cream blathering lodge

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: deranged olive alpha

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: lake offensive knife

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Translucent hospital

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Onyx house

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Lemon supple abode

Moar!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: copper striped hyena

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497423)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Passionate Wrinkle



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Marvelous Crackhouse Son Of Senegal

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Turquoise Legal Warrant Mexican

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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Canary impressive dog poop



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Floppy dopamine area



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:18 PM
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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:40 AM
Author: bronze comical rehab regret



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Bull headed slate stage

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Lemon supple abode

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: titillating keepsake machete

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Appetizing set useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Stirring tattoo

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Stirring tattoo

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Stirring tattoo

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: judgmental puce cruise ship cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: fragrant chartreuse sex offender locus

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: titillating keepsake machete

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: titillating keepsake machete

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: azure new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Appetizing set useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: bistre gas station pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Bull headed slate stage

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: snowy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: bisexual hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly home

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: bateful stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Bull headed slate stage

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: stimulating white gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: fishy arousing nibblets

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded sienna jew market

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Bull headed slate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Wild Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: alcoholic salmon school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: stimulating white gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: rough-skinned therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Pink Becky Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Contagious spot

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: bisexual hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: cobalt tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: khaki theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Onyx house

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: irradiated sinister patrolman

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Chestnut native personal credit line

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: provocative theatre trust fund

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Curious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: glassy dashing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling national

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: black plaza telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz trump supporter property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Stirring tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Bearded rose mediation kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: bistre gas station pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Demanding big pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded sienna jew market

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: galvanic purple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Trip flesh azn weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: aquamarine forum potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: gay parlour

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Haunting Emerald Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: fragrant chartreuse sex offender locus

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: electric principal's office

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Lemon supple abode

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: narrow-minded sienna jew market

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Effete violent trailer park

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: glittery chrome selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Maroon Casino Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Stirring tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Umber 180 electric furnace pervert

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: cordovan sick cuck stage

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Onyx house

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Contagious spot

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored Violent Skinny Woman Yarmulke

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: galvanic purple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Submissive dull macaca associate

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Wine frozen antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: charismatic maniacal business firm hissy fit

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Garnet Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Obsidian famous landscape painting whorehouse

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: amethyst love of her life

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: amethyst love of her life

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Appetizing set useless brakes

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: copper striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Spectacular very tactful roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Submissive dull macaca associate

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: fluffy opaque windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Vivacious institution affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: glassy dashing school cafeteria

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Chestnut native personal credit line

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Walnut Ape Depressive

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac indigo garrison mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: bat shit crazy degenerate organic girlfriend

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Curious Shitlib

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: thriller center travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Sooty greedy hunting ground stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Contagious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: glassy dashing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Abnormal Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: bistre gas station pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: brass arrogant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling national

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Stirring tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Sadistic Racy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Rambunctious underhanded public bath private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: bistre gas station pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: fuchsia ungodly party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: irradiated sinister patrolman

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: glassy dashing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Stirring tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shimmering rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded sienna jew market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Curious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Effete violent trailer park

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Adulterous tantric menage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Curious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: glassy dashing school cafeteria

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Wonderful Community Account Quadroon

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Haunting Emerald Tanning Salon

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Yellow rigor theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Maroon Casino Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: High-end Brindle Athletic Conference Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Curious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: vibrant poppy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: hairraiser state

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: narrow-minded sienna jew market

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded sienna jew market

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Lemon supple abode

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: odious mustard boltzmann

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: cerise vigorous heaven

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring library

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring library

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded sienna jew market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: topaz free-loading clown

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: topaz free-loading clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: lascivious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling box office hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Diverse Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Frum zombie-like stead

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: cerebral bawdyhouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Red Motley Crotch Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Translucent hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: cerebral bawdyhouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Carnelian Swashbuckling Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: deranged olive alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue philosopher-king

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Cracking pungent coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: splenetic sapphire multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Light Fear-inspiring Hall Half-breed

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready Mentally Impaired Incel Sanctuary

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: startled legend locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Bipolar Persian Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Diverse Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: bronze comical rehab regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Tan digit ratio step-uncle's house

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: talented big-titted internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: histrionic shaky senate stock car

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: burgundy unhinged jewess address

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  lime gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Buff Sneaky Criminal Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: stimulating white gaping

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: stimulating white gaping

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  lime gay wizard

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: stimulating white gaping

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Resort Pistol

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: costumed elite office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author:  Twinkling Uncleanness Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Wine frozen antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Razzle drunken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: bistre gas station pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Milky old irish cottage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47371111)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49343973)