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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
Carnelian Market Tattoo
  07/05/15
Sugar Ray*
zombie-like knife liquid oxygen
  06/03/16
you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
Carnelian Market Tattoo
  07/05/15
On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
Carnelian Market Tattoo
  07/05/15
She never responds
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, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly cr...
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dashing forum ladyboy
  06/03/16
Fuck off dude
Buck-toothed topaz skinny woman spot
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
Exciting autistic messiness
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
Buck-toothed topaz skinny woman spot
  07/05/15
such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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claret stage
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You can still maek it
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"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
Carnelian Market Tattoo
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Promising
charismatic useless brakes
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
Bateful affirmative action
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CR joke is on this fgt
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excitant roommate
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Beta concupiscible church building
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: zombie-like knife liquid oxygen

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: laughsome stain

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: lime principal's office

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Beta concupiscible church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Beta concupiscible church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: dashing forum ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed topaz skinny woman spot

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Exciting autistic messiness

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed topaz skinny woman spot

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Exciting autistic messiness

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: shimmering mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: lemon big half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Sepia menage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: claret stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Erotic mind-boggling bawdyhouse

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: charismatic useless brakes

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Bateful affirmative action

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: claret stage

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Bateful affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: awkward violent idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: floppy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Sepia menage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: claret stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Insanely creepy hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Erotic mind-boggling bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: fragrant mental disorder corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Beta concupiscible church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: excitant roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Clear insane orchestra pit incel

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Beta concupiscible church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: awkward violent idiot

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Vigorous nofapping kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: shimmering mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617052)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Vigorous nofapping kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Walnut Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723066)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Ungodly Alcoholic Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725798)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Curious Seedy Doctorate Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725830)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Market Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#34689368)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: sinister really tough guy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#44755294)



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Vigorous nofapping kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#46578472)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#49245724)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#49245727)