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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker Not a hand ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412443) |
Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM Author: buck-toothed racy candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412459) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM Author: buck-toothed racy candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400663) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM Author: Misanthropic Indian Lodge more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412466) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: rough-skinned sanctuary any arm contact is a handball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412473) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412584) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM Author: supple locus shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM Author: Vigorous Range Headpube That's a handball.
Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412619) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: Sooty incel Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412660) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM Author: Coral shivering roommate Lol TBF this would be AWESOME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412693) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412738) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: Coral shivering roommate Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412767) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412769) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: Coral shivering roommate Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412833) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: supple locus everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414691) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: wild french house (actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414692) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: Vigorous Range Headpube "Offsides would be the only issue I think."
Have you *ever* watched soccer? |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: Coral shivering roommate Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412836) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: Sooty incel Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412773) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: Narrow-minded station Not offsides but obstruction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412861) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM Author: Narrow-minded station Handball includes the whole arm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412749) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker Lol it's not called an armball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412782) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM Author: Narrow-minded station How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412793) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: Vigorous Range Headpube Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412802) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412805) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce "With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412840) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: Narrow-minded station I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.
Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball? |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM Author: alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.
Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)? |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM Author: wild french house (retard hamburger)
im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM Author: unhinged stain Because it is played on foot, and not horseback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414563) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412825) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412838) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM Author: Narrow-minded station GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.
In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops. |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?
Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it
Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM Author: Floppy preventive strike hominid ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412850) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM Author: Narrow-minded station Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412857) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM Author: Floppy preventive strike hominid obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412869) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: Vigorous Range Headpube "But did he make a football move?"
[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]
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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM Author: grizzly center associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414596) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker Lol you're so overreaching (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412883) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM Author: pungent deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414629) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM Author: wild french house did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414615) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM Author: Exhilarant bronze ape coffee pot (William Webb Ellis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414659) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: fragrant dun antidepressant drug son of senegal One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28415113) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM Author: Hateful Place Of Business Sound Barrier lmfao
why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400619) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM Author: Glassy Haunted Graveyard Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400637) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM Author: Autistic library fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#45561197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM Author: titillating idiot Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#45561217) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Robert Byrd Schitt most games already end in a draw afaik. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936130) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: No Paye No Gain I made this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936124) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Junko Enoshima That's a great way to get tennis elbow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936126) |