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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?

Not a hand ball
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
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buck-toothed racy candlestick maker
  07/25/15
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buck-toothed racy candlestick maker
  07/10/18
more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair p...
Misanthropic Indian Lodge
  07/25/15
any arm contact is a handball
rough-skinned sanctuary
  07/25/15
I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their bac...
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK...
supple locus
  07/26/15
That's a handball. Also, players don't take kindly to tri...
Vigorous Range Headpube
  07/25/15
Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perf...
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, a...
Sooty incel
  07/25/15
Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.
Coral shivering roommate
  07/25/15
Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking...
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run towa...
Coral shivering roommate
  07/25/15
No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thr...
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!
Coral shivering roommate
  07/25/15
everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongme...
supple locus
  07/26/15
(actual retard)
wild french house
  07/26/15
"Offsides would be the only issue I think." Hav...
Vigorous Range Headpube
  07/25/15
Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offside...
Coral shivering roommate
  07/25/15
Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one...
Sooty incel
  07/25/15
Not offsides but obstruction.
Narrow-minded station
  07/25/15
Handball includes the whole arm.
Narrow-minded station
  07/25/15
Lol it's not called an armball
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
How many interactions by a player with the ball in American ...
Narrow-minded station
  07/25/15
Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the...
Vigorous Range Headpube
  07/25/15
?
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
"With the ball" implies possession and field goals...
alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce
  07/25/15
I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the bal...
Narrow-minded station
  07/25/15
Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% bec...
alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce
  07/26/15
(retard hamburger) im pretty sure if you called your spor...
wild french house
  07/26/15
Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.
unhinged stain
  07/26/15
Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have m...
alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce
  07/25/15
Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has th...
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ...
Narrow-minded station
  07/25/15
Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressin...
alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce
  07/25/15
ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble o...
Floppy preventive strike hominid
  07/25/15
Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc
Narrow-minded station
  07/25/15
obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investiga...
Floppy preventive strike hominid
  07/25/15
"But did he make a football move?" [5 minutes ...
Vigorous Range Headpube
  07/25/15
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grizzly center associate
  07/26/15
Lol you're so overreaching
mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/25/15
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pungent deer antler
  07/26/15
did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your b...
wild french house
  07/26/15
(William Webb Ellis)
Exhilarant bronze ape coffee pot
  07/26/15
One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the groun...
fragrant dun antidepressant drug son of senegal
  07/26/15
lmfao why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your...
Hateful Place Of Business Sound Barrier
  07/10/18
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mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker
  07/10/18
Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team fo...
Glassy Haunted Graveyard
  07/10/18
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Autistic library fanboi
  11/29/22
Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball th...
titillating idiot
  11/29/22
most games already end in a draw afaik.
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/13/26
I made this
No Paye No Gain
  06/13/26
That's a great way to get tennis elbow.
Junko Enoshima
  06/13/26


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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

Not a hand ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412443)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed racy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412459)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: buck-toothed racy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400663)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Indian Lodge

more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned sanctuary

any arm contact is a handball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412584)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: supple locus

shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK

cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414679)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Range Headpube

That's a handball.

Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412603)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412619)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Sooty incel

Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412660)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: Coral shivering roommate

Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412693)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412738)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Coral shivering roommate

Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412767)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412769)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Coral shivering roommate

Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412833)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: supple locus

everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414691)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: wild french house

(actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414692)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Vigorous Range Headpube

"Offsides would be the only issue I think."

Have you *ever* watched soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412770)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Coral shivering roommate

Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412836)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Sooty incel

Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412773)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded station

Not offsides but obstruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded station

Handball includes the whole arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412749)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

Lol it's not called an armball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412782)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Narrow-minded station

How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412793)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Vigorous Range Headpube

Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412802)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412805)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce

"With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412840)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded station

I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.

Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412884)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce

Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.

Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412942)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: wild french house

(retard hamburger)

im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414602)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: unhinged stain

Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414563)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce

Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412838)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Narrow-minded station

GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.

In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: alcoholic bistre orchestra pit lettuce

Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?

Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it

Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412886)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Floppy preventive strike hominid

ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded station

Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412857)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: Floppy preventive strike hominid

obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Range Headpube

"But did he make a football move?"

[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412881)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: grizzly center associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414596)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker

Lol you're so overreaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412883)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: pungent deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414629)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: wild french house

did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414615)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant bronze ape coffee pot

(William Webb Ellis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414659)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: fragrant dun antidepressant drug son of senegal

One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28415113)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Hateful Place Of Business Sound Barrier

lmfao

why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400669)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400619)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: Glassy Haunted Graveyard

Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400637)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: Autistic library fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#45561197)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: titillating idiot

Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#45561217)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

most games already end in a draw afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936130)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I made this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936124)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

That's a great way to get tennis elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936126)