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to exist. This can't be the first time this has come up.
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
This is easy, OK? The brief practically writes itself, OK?
Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
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Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
*spends ten white knuckle hours crafting a beautiful brief* ...
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
You just need to reorganize this. It's all in there, so thi...
Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
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Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
Oh, and you need to bluebook this when you are done. I notic...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
And please make sure you are double spacing after periods. I...
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
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Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
Actual dispute with partner: [REDACTED]
Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
LOL. Why would that be a dispute though? If I ever got feedb...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
Because the judge will laugh you out of court for writing li...
Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
I have been before state, federal and administrative law jud...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
For [that]? It is just as likely the judge's clerk would tak...
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  10/06/15
Mine is based on an actual dispute with a partner. Law attra...
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  10/06/15
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Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
Listen, don't kill yourself; this is straightforward. Just ...
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  10/06/15
*Works until 1:45 a.m.* *Proudly sends revised brief to par...
Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
This one hit home. Well done.
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
*Receives email at 10:15 marked urgent: Has the brief gone t...
Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
Oh god. Oh.
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
seriously i think my blood pressure is going up reading this...
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JFC dude. I've been out for years and this brought me right...
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Been out of the game for some time, but shit like this pulls...
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  10/06/15
oh my God....
Adventurous ivory crotch clown
  10/06/15
There should have been a trigger warning. I agree.
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
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  10/06/15
I'm really gonna need you to get in the weeds on this.
Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
When could you get a first cut?
concupiscible background story lettuce
  10/06/15
I could have it to you by tonight around 11 PM. Is that soon...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
Fine with me but please coordinate with {ccs SHARP-ELBOWED ...
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  10/06/15
may i just say i love the non-answer to the pathetic questio...
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  10/06/15
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Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
I'm positive I saw a case like this before. It was a distri...
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  10/06/15
You sure of the timeframe? LLCs really didn't become a thing...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
Hmmmm. Good catch. Well, I know it was the 90's, so I gues...
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  10/06/15
Thank. I am also going to include limited partnerships (LP, ...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
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  10/06/15
The sad little "Interesting." is a beautiful touch...
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
ty. I wrote the entire poast with that as the motivation.
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
well done, sir. I recognize a fellow veteran.
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
We should be getting 10% medical disability pensions brother...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
I am not joking and not trying to be funny when I say I thin...
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
How many years did you do? I did 4.5 and the last 3 were eas...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
i did four but you did it the right way, i did not do it the...
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
Did you burn both ends of the candle until the end? If so...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
yeah, this whole conversation is kind of bumming me out, so ...
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
CR.
Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks
  10/06/15
saying things didn't become a thing is now a thing? Uhh? Rea...
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  10/06/15
my left eye literally just started twitching from post traum...
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  10/06/15
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  10/06/15
I did about six hours of digging and I came up with one case...
Disgusting Kitty Parlour
  10/06/15
you forgot its an unreported decision but it has a Lexis num...
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  10/06/15
reply is: No, Northeast, not Northwest.
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  10/06/15
Just read the case. It is dissimilar in that while X is pres...
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Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
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"i think i saw a case that said" is the absolute w...
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  10/06/15
yep. that and being involved in a 50 state "hey hypothe...
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
Every fucking time I got a 50 state survey assignment it was...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
YEP! I was on one that they gave to twenty different associa...
Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
  10/06/15
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Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
Occasionally though, this would happen and I would find the ...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
that's right. hold off on sending it right away or it wont ...
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And also undercuts your ability to double-bill that time.
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  10/10/15
Finding the case quickly was so amazing. I rarely did lit, b...
mind-boggling smoky useless brakes
  10/10/15
Immediately reply: "Unfortunately, no such case exists....
concupiscible background story lettuce
  10/06/15
What terms did you use? * this was a fucking favorite of ...
Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
"I didn't need to use terms. I have exhaustive recall ...
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  10/06/15
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  10/06/15
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Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
lol love that only we can understand this
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  10/07/15
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Sexy mediation
  10/06/15
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  10/06/15
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Ebony low-t yarmulke
  10/10/15
*Westlaw summary is verbatim what you need* *enormous rel...
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  10/06/15
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  10/10/15
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Sexy mediation
  10/07/15
*thinks of various KILLSELF methods*
aromatic elastic band
  10/07/15
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  10/10/15
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  10/10/15
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  10/10/15
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  10/10/15
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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

to exist. This can't be the first time this has come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910204)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

This is easy, OK? The brief practically writes itself, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910209)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Sexy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910277)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

*spends ten white knuckle hours crafting a beautiful brief*

*receives email*

Subject: Can you come see me? (EOM)

walks in, looks like pen had period on brief.

No no, its just, its so simple, look, you just need to start with the *furious illegible scribbling* then *arrows, crossing paragraphs out* that's it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910377)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

You just need to reorganize this. It's all in there, so this shouldn't take long. Just--where you talk about the facts, we need a reverse chronology with the law woven in. So just reverse the order and move the law into the analysis and it should be done. Should be easy. We need this done tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910394)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910412)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

Oh, and you need to bluebook this when you are done. I noticed that several of your cites, while compliant, use the secondary method as opposed to the primary. I prefer that all cites in my brief are done in the primary blue book manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910418)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

And please make sure you are double spacing after periods. I eyeballed it and it looks like you may be single spacing. I can't tell. Single spacing looks very unprofessional. Again, I can't tell in this case, but be aware of it because I do not want to send anything out that looks unprofessional. When I clerked for Judge Famous Asshole, he would summarily deny motions single spaced after a period. Probably should have granted that one stay, turned out the guy WAS innocent. HA! But really, make sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910467)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910494)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

Actual dispute with partner: [REDACTED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910529)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

LOL. Why would that be a dispute though? If I ever got feedback like that and I did on a few occasions I just changed my better word to their shittier word without a thought. I just didn't give a shit if the brief got worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910556)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

Because the judge will laugh you out of court for writing like a dipshit? I did it begrudgingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910587)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

I have been before state, federal and administrative law judges and no one could have given a shit less about a particular word choice. Even if it was worse post edit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910606)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: territorial vengeful market shitlib

For [that]? It is just as likely the judge's clerk would take the partner's view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910609)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

Mine is based on an actual dispute with a partner. Law attracts some of the worst people and rewards their worst tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910598)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Sexy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910540)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: concupiscible background story lettuce

Listen, don't kill yourself; this is straightforward. Just get me a revised draft by tomorrow morning and we'll ship. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910420)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

*Works until 1:45 a.m.*

*Proudly sends revised brief to partner*

*Receives email at 7:15 a.m.: I appreciate the effort, but this needs some significant work before we can send to the client. Where is the discussion about damages? That clearly needs to be in here. I have left a copy on your seat that reflects some other edits*

*Arrives at office at 8:30 a.m. and is greeted to unintelligible hand re-write of existing sections of brief on seat*

*Emails partner: I have a few questions about your edits, are you around to quickly discuss?*

*Receives out of office response that partner will be in court all day*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910460)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

This one hit home. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910474)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

*Receives email at 10:15 marked urgent: Has the brief gone to the client yet? They just emailed me.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910490)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

Oh god. Oh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910496)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

seriously i think my blood pressure is going up reading this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910516)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Sexy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910528)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: aromatic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910543)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: concupiscible background story lettuce

Feels good, right? Like the scent of the smoke from the first wood-burning fires of the fall wafting from the chimneys of the neighborhood into the shock blue afternoon sky, you traipsing through piles of leaves on your way home from school, your friends around you, laughing, telling tales. It's the hometaste, the hearthfeel -- you're back where you belong and everything is right with the world, safe and sound, ensconced in the womb of enlightenment that is the law and the firm and the partners who have watched you grow up, from first rattle word step through your procession of graduations, the scuffs and slips and scrapes, traveling days of youthful sport fraud lie, then the day they send you away to the Academy of the Law, in a flash, you've returned to begin your first internship in the law mines, reaching the Point of Ascendancy, receiving the chain of associateship that still hangs against the back hangar hook of your 2 x 2 corner cubby closet, you glancing admiringly at it from time to time as you dive into the jurisprudential depths of this spun thread golden glory tome that is our civilization's hallmark; that autumn fire is in you now, the memorable smoke, Proustian flame, drifting round the cerebral folds and curves of your mind's eye, tracing its long tale from the day of your birth to the day of your death when, at last, final slow shallow breath passing through dry-crack maw, less an act of respiration than a soulful whisper, you can rejoin the law, eternal in death, for you are home once again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910593)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: white site voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910816)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling slippery masturbator school cafeteria

Holy shit . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940670)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: trip ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940755)



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Date: September 24th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: flickering spruce sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#40978325)



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Date: October 7th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: drab menage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28922299)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

*Replies to email: It has not gone to the client. I have run your line edits, but you have not had a chance to review the insert I added on damages. I have pasted it below so you can read during your next break at court.*

*Receives reply 5 minutes later: OK - in a bathroom break. Just send it to the client with a note that the damages section is still subject to revision.*

*Emails client 3 minutes later exactly as instructed*

*Receives email from partner 30 seconds later: Just read the damages section - where is the discussion of loss causation? We discussed that last week. This needs to be redone. This is all wrong.*

*Flashes back to passing partner in hallway three weeks ago at 8:30 a.m. with head down, in complete silence*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910583)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks

JFC dude. I've been out for years and this brought me right back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910600)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910615)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky useless brakes

Been out of the game for some time, but shit like this pulls me back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940733)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910590)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

jfc, too real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910509)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910581)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory crotch clown

oh my God....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912216)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Sexy mediation

There should have been a trigger warning. I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912251)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: electric metal internal respiration quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28913082)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

I'm really gonna need you to get in the weeds on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910210)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: concupiscible background story lettuce

When could you get a first cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910217)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

I could have it to you by tonight around 11 PM. Is that soon enough? I could do 10 PM if I skip dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910309)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: concupiscible background story lettuce

Fine with me but please coordinate with {ccs SHARP-ELBOWED DIFFICULT-TO-WORK-WITH JUNIOR PARTNER WHO'S HIS GO-TO}. Guys, make this shine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910347)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

may i just say i love the non-answer to the pathetic question of can i please have an extra hour so i can eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910362)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Sexy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910371)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks

I'm positive I saw a case like this before. It was a district court in the Northeast, in the 90's or maybe the late 80's. I think one of the parties was an LLC. Please find that case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910225)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: cocky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910237)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: Bright pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910241)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

You sure of the timeframe? LLCs really didn't become a thing until the late 90s. Maybe it was an S Corp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910302)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks

Hmmmm. Good catch. Well, I know it was the 90's, so I guess it could have been the late 90's or the early oughts. On the other hand, maybe it was an LLP and some other time in the 90's or late 80's. Please check all the possibilities (including that at this point it could be puncuated as L.L.C, LLC, LLP, or L.L.P.). Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910349)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

Thank. I am also going to include limited partnerships (LP, L.P.) because I have noticed sometimes that the case summary writers for Westlaw confuse them with LLPs on occasion. This doesn't seem to be an issue for Lexus though. Interesting. Additionally, I will additionally include S Corps. and C. Corps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910369)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910398)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

The sad little "Interesting." is a beautiful touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910449)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

ty. I wrote the entire poast with that as the motivation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910457)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

well done, sir. I recognize a fellow veteran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910523)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

We should be getting 10% medical disability pensions brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910550)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

I am not joking and not trying to be funny when I say I think I left part of myself in that office. Something changes and not for the better. I wish I didn't judge people for their off hand opinions the way I do now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910612)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

How many years did you do? I did 4.5 and the last 3 were easy when I knew I wasn't going to stick around for partner. I just didn't care that much about anything and did the minimum asked of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910621)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

i did four but you did it the right way, i did not do it the right way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910630)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:56 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

Did you burn both ends of the candle until the end?

If so, that's a classic mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910634)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 12:01 PM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

yeah, this whole conversation is kind of bumming me out, so let's get back to making fun of partner foibles and the pain it causes young associates before I start drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910673)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910580)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: coiffed dragon

saying things didn't become a thing is now a thing? Uhh? Really? Because of course it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910484)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

my left eye literally just started twitching from post traumatic stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910356)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910401)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour

I did about six hours of digging and I came up with one case that was brought by a Cayman Islands limited duration company. It was in state court in Oregon in 1972. Please let me know if that is the one you were thinking of. The facts and law seem to be directly on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910381)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

you forgot its an unreported decision but it has a Lexis number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910392)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: cocky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910396)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

reply is:

No, Northeast, not Northwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910407)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910404)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

Just read the case. It is dissimilar in that while X is present, it also adds issue Y, which really deflects from the holding vis-à-vis X. Can you please do another search. I am 99% positive it was in the Northeast. I really feel like it was Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910399)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910408)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: aromatic elastic band

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910553)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

You liked that one huh? Was it the Ohio thing? I really enjoyed putting that in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910566)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: aromatic elastic band

that was it.

I'm positive it's in the northeast.

*says ohio*

I shuddered. I had a female service partner (big4tax, all biglaw refugees, whole group were lawyers) who was in constant gaslight mode with shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910596)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910405)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Vigorous Bistre Idea He Suggested Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912019)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: electric metal internal respiration quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28913111)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Vigorous Bistre Idea He Suggested Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910424)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Ebony low-t yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910538)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: supple senate

"i think i saw a case that said" is the absolute worst thing about being a lit junior. i'd rather do doc review.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910611)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

yep. that and being involved in a 50 state "hey hypothetically speaking what if we had been doing X nationwide for oh, I dunno, twenty five years, what would that mean liability wise?" report that has to be done right away are the worst things. I would take document review in a heart beat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910624)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

Every fucking time I got a 50 state survey assignment it was always on a Friday afternoon and they need it by Monday before lunch. Then they would give it to like 5 other associates and we divided the states and every FUCKING time I got the long as shit states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910644)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe

YEP! I was on one that they gave to twenty different associates but half of them were complete fuckups and so I ended up getting dragooned on Sunday morning, after pulling two all nighters, into double checking dumbasses' work.

I remember spending most of Monday grimly analyzing their firm bios to see what schools produced true retards and how they hid that in their bios.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910683)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Sexy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912173)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

Occasionally though, this would happen and I would find the exact case within minutes.

In that instance I waited a couple of hours and then sent it. Saying something like, "it took a bit, but is this the case? It seems directly on point."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910631)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: amber water buffalo public bath

that's right. hold off on sending it right away or it wont be quite right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28913190)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling slippery masturbator school cafeteria

And also undercuts your ability to double-bill that time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940703)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky useless brakes

Finding the case quickly was so amazing. I rarely did lit, but I would do some research for them bc of my dept's practice. Just sit on it for some time, surf the web, and continue billing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940835)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:56 AM
Author: concupiscible background story lettuce

Immediately reply: "Unfortunately, no such case exists."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910637)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Sexy mediation

What terms did you use?

* this was a fucking favorite of mine from senior associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910650)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: concupiscible background story lettuce

"I didn't need to use terms. I have exhaustive recall of all known cases within the corpus of Anglo-American law. Unfortunately, no such case exists." *twitch head slightly to side* "Compensating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910660)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: supple senate

fuck /40 (you /s aspie /s motherfucker)

ALLFED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910698)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: salmon trust fund

No wonder. Try this:

fuck /20 you /p (you /s asp! /s (mother-fucker cock-sucker))

ALLFED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28911985)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Sexy mediation

HaHa. Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912182)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory crotch clown

lol

love that only we can understand this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912267)



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Date: October 7th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: aromatic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28922304)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: talented haunted graveyard casino

Don't go off the rails on this one, FELLOW ASSOCIATE wrote a brief on point not long ago, just find it and apply our facts. It's practically the same, see FELLOW ASSOCIATE, use that as your basic framework.

Don't re-invent the wheel is what I'm saying, not on this one. Just get it done quickly because I need you this PM available on a different issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912110)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Sexy mediation

FELLOW ASSOCIATE: I have no fucking idea what he is talking about. What case? Don't remember anything close to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912190)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: talented haunted graveyard casino

"Word to the wise, with ASSHOLE PARTNER you don't cut any corners. He will tell you to just draft something quick then absolutely fucking grill you behind closed doors when you're not around then publicly in front of your team. Take your time on this one, trust me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912209)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks

*fellow associate emails you, CC's partner.*

"I was happy to pitch in with matter, please let me know if there's any follow-up."

*Partner replies all*

"Great! Since that's done, finalize and then please come see me about the other matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912213)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: talented haunted graveyard casino

I've seen senior associates behave like this but never your fellows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912238)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Shaky skinny woman hospital

"Not interested. Maybe next time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28913113)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Ebony low-t yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28941132)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: electric metal internal respiration quadroon

*Westlaw summary is verbatim what you need*

*enormous relief fills your heart*

*you open it, facts are materially different*

*let out deep sigh, halfheartedly nudge last piece of Seamless tandoori chicken with plastic fork, stare at clock reading 11:17 PM, start contemplating your life for a half-second but click on "Page 6" before you can get too deep in thought*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28913203)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Startled irradiated base mother

lol, or when the westlaw headnote is exactly what you need but the real case language isn't helpful at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940812)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: walnut theatre headpube

*finally finds the case*

*relevant statute was amended in 1996*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28913289)



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Date: October 7th, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Sexy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28917753)



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Date: October 7th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: aromatic elastic band

*thinks of various KILLSELF methods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28922317)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Peach International Law Enforcement Agency

LOLd heartily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940869)



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Date: October 7th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Unhinged ratface nibblets

*greatly enjoying this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28917653)



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Date: October 7th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Provocative Purple Incel Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28922320)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks

I know you responded to this, but can't find it. Please resend. They may have a follow-up question, please standby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940641)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Startled irradiated base mother

*is Friday*

"I know we said in the meeting you'd surface a draft by Monday, but I'd be happy to look at whatever you have on say, Sunday"

"uh, OK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940824)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Peach International Law Enforcement Agency

Tranny work > shitlit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940873)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Clear electric furnace cruise ship

"I would prefer not to."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940896)



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Date: September 24th, 2020 10:52 AM
Author: flickering spruce sneaky criminal

This is how we spent the last years of our youth, and we will never, ever get them back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#40978347)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Cerise outnumbered tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#49066298)