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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:27 AM Author: Racy topaz sweet tailpipe
*spends ten white knuckle hours crafting a beautiful brief*
*receives email*
Subject: Can you come see me? (EOM)
walks in, looks like pen had period on brief.
No no, its just, its so simple, look, you just need to start with the *furious illegible scribbling* then *arrows, crossing paragraphs out* that's it!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910377) |
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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:36 AM Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour
*Works until 1:45 a.m.*
*Proudly sends revised brief to partner*
*Receives email at 7:15 a.m.: I appreciate the effort, but this needs some significant work before we can send to the client. Where is the discussion about damages? That clearly needs to be in here. I have left a copy on your seat that reflects some other edits*
*Arrives at office at 8:30 a.m. and is greeted to unintelligible hand re-write of existing sections of brief on seat*
*Emails partner: I have a few questions about your edits, are you around to quickly discuss?*
*Receives out of office response that partner will be in court all day*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910460) |
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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:49 AM Author: concupiscible background story lettuce
Feels good, right? Like the scent of the smoke from the first wood-burning fires of the fall wafting from the chimneys of the neighborhood into the shock blue afternoon sky, you traipsing through piles of leaves on your way home from school, your friends around you, laughing, telling tales. It's the hometaste, the hearthfeel -- you're back where you belong and everything is right with the world, safe and sound, ensconced in the womb of enlightenment that is the law and the firm and the partners who have watched you grow up, from first rattle word step through your procession of graduations, the scuffs and slips and scrapes, traveling days of youthful sport fraud lie, then the day they send you away to the Academy of the Law, in a flash, you've returned to begin your first internship in the law mines, reaching the Point of Ascendancy, receiving the chain of associateship that still hangs against the back hangar hook of your 2 x 2 corner cubby closet, you glancing admiringly at it from time to time as you dive into the jurisprudential depths of this spun thread golden glory tome that is our civilization's hallmark; that autumn fire is in you now, the memorable smoke, Proustian flame, drifting round the cerebral folds and curves of your mind's eye, tracing its long tale from the day of your birth to the day of your death when, at last, final slow shallow breath passing through dry-crack maw, less an act of respiration than a soulful whisper, you can rejoin the law, eternal in death, for you are home once again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910593) |
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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:48 AM Author: Disgusting Kitty Parlour
*Replies to email: It has not gone to the client. I have run your line edits, but you have not had a chance to review the insert I added on damages. I have pasted it below so you can read during your next break at court.*
*Receives reply 5 minutes later: OK - in a bathroom break. Just send it to the client with a note that the damages section is still subject to revision.*
*Emails client 3 minutes later exactly as instructed*
*Receives email from partner 30 seconds later: Just read the damages section - where is the discussion of loss causation? We discussed that last week. This needs to be redone. This is all wrong.*
*Flashes back to passing partner in hallway three weeks ago at 8:30 a.m. with head down, in complete silence*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910583)
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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:49 AM Author: aromatic elastic band
that was it.
I'm positive it's in the northeast.
*says ohio*
I shuddered. I had a female service partner (big4tax, all biglaw refugees, whole group were lawyers) who was in constant gaslight mode with shit like this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28910596) |
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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: salmon trust fund
No wonder. Try this:
fuck /20 you /p (you /s asp! /s (mother-fucker cock-sucker))
ALLFED
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28911985) |
Date: October 6th, 2015 3:19 PM Author: talented haunted graveyard casino
Don't go off the rails on this one, FELLOW ASSOCIATE wrote a brief on point not long ago, just find it and apply our facts. It's practically the same, see FELLOW ASSOCIATE, use that as your basic framework.
Don't re-invent the wheel is what I'm saying, not on this one. Just get it done quickly because I need you this PM available on a different issue.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912110) |
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Date: October 6th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann wagecucks
*fellow associate emails you, CC's partner.*
"I was happy to pitch in with matter, please let me know if there's any follow-up."
*Partner replies all*
"Great! Since that's done, finalize and then please come see me about the other matter."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28912213) |
Date: October 6th, 2015 5:35 PM Author: electric metal internal respiration quadroon
*Westlaw summary is verbatim what you need*
*enormous relief fills your heart*
*you open it, facts are materially different*
*let out deep sigh, halfheartedly nudge last piece of Seamless tandoori chicken with plastic fork, stare at clock reading 11:17 PM, start contemplating your life for a half-second but click on "Page 6" before you can get too deep in thought*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28913203) |
Date: October 6th, 2015 5:45 PM Author: walnut theatre headpube
*finally finds the case*
*relevant statute was amended in 1996*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28913289) |
Date: October 10th, 2015 3:21 PM Author: Startled irradiated base mother
*is Friday*
"I know we said in the meeting you'd surface a draft by Monday, but I'd be happy to look at whatever you have on say, Sunday"
"uh, OK"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3009940&forum_id=2Reputation#28940824) |
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