But I think you're jizzing too fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3487140&forum_id=2Reputation#32341752)

had come and gone

Telling me that I-F-N-B is gay

Is it because their buttcheeks still splay?

While monster fuck sticks would spray

adoring fans of this fitness craze

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I tell them it isn't true

only their faith can undo

the tiny pisswyrms they "grew"

to impress some fucking shrew

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Thick, turgid, and unstoppable, hunks

will take you out of you funks

no more posing trunks

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My only bleeding hope

is for the men who shoot ropes with such an enormous strain

that it teaches these twinks how to train

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There's no shame, go ahead and touch the pulsing vein

it'll explain, permanent changes to your girlfriend's brain

You claim its insane

just like a little pig

too scared to show it big

but come to pounders - we'll help you grow it big

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Dreams are hopeless aspirations, but take it from this fan

Believe in yourself, the rest is up to me and Yann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3487140&forum_id=2Reputation#32345713)

nothing will ever touch that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3487140&forum_id=2Reputation#32362192)

Is he gay or is he just low T?

Heavy deadlifts are more than he can handle

All he says is "Jay Cutler inspires me."

One day he takes a postcard out of his mailbox

Says: "Free one-month trial at Pounders Place"

He didn't know how big the musclestuds were

Four letters got him a massive cumblast in the face

(YO STIM MEEE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3487140&forum_id=2Reputation#34058399)