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fuck, 97.2 THE FEAR is playing holiday songs

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Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
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ungodly bronze queen of the night parlor
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It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her ...
offensive adventurous parlour
  11/27/17
love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one
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"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're...
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next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)&qu...
Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
  11/27/17
My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mo...
offensive adventurous parlour
  11/27/17
unnngh. cup size?
Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
  11/27/17
B at the time. Bright pink nipples.
offensive adventurous parlour
  11/27/17
nice. think she's game?
Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
  11/27/17
loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (be...
offensive adventurous parlour
  11/27/17
how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?
Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
  11/27/17
Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikin...
offensive adventurous parlour
  11/27/17
she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house
Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
  11/27/17
Will j/o to this later. ty.
offensive adventurous parlour
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Titillating New Version Incel
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holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day
Hyperventilating selfie school
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And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218...
sooty comical jew
  11/27/17
Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono ...
offensive adventurous parlour
  11/27/17
Hahah my firm counts it at zero
sooty comical jew
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Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas,"...
Startled shitlib
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And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginnin...
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Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
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Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "C...
offensive adventurous parlour
  11/27/17
Hahahahaha
jade brunch affirmative action
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looooool
exhilarant mood
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(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)
Cocky buff point
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offensive adventurous parlour
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exhilarant mood
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marvelous stage round eye
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Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those...
Blue University
  11/27/17
Really funny fake song posts guys
amber trust fund jewess
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ur gay
Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
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Aggressive Onyx Personal Credit Line
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After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "Wha...
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!!!
Alcoholic Multi-colored Address Athletic Conference
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This meme is a festering TTT in decline hehehe 20 word so...
Crusty greedy boiling water
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Embarrassing thread
amber trust fund jewess
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Aggressive Onyx Personal Credit Line
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Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by th...
jade brunch affirmative action
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Really fucking bad post.
amber trust fund jewess
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oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, an...
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(Scrooge)
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I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now i...
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Crusty greedy boiling water
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I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kell...
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lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried ...
offensive adventurous parlour
  11/27/17
Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gi...
offensive adventurous parlour
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Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you*...
jade brunch affirmative action
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Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Cert...
offensive adventurous parlour
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Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete
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One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightst...
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That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinde...
jade brunch affirmative action
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Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their ...
offensive adventurous parlour
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And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daug...
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That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagr...
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offensive adventurous parlour
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Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (O...
Pearl Indirect Expression
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Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:...
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From the band that put SF on the map, here's: "Mailb...
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: ungodly bronze queen of the night parlor



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her now-classic "All I Want for Christmas is a Grandchild."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785003)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785020)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Cocky buff point



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: passionate tank pozpig



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: Maize Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#45448718)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: carmine rehab internal respiration



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: geriatric hateful range

"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're hear with Inevitable Death's all-time classic, 'Working On One of the Seven Christmases You Have Left With Dad Still Alive.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785030)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Diverse confused goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788099)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: exhilarant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788533)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Motley toaster set



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:06 AM
Author: vibrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#45449100)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)" by My First Cousin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785031)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mother--My Dad's Younger Sister--had the 1993 hit, "My Nephew Spent the Entire Family Pool Party Trying to See Down My Tommy Hilfiger Bikini Top and Thought I Didn't Notice (The Whole Family Noticed)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785132)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

unnngh. cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785157)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

B at the time. Bright pink nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785193)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

nice. think she's game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785200)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (beyond immediate) is fat fat fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785217)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785227)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikini top with hard cups and her tits did not fill them. Was impossible not to stare as a 12-y/o.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785265)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785292)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

Will j/o to this later. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785325)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:46 PM
Author: Titillating New Version Incel



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Hyperventilating selfie school

holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788498)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: sooty comical jew

And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218 hours in December to Make Your Billables.” Seems to get more true with each passing year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785043)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono at 0.5x. Still lots of days left!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785111)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: sooty comical jew

Hahah my firm counts it at zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785546)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Electric ebony tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785263)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: Startled shitlib

Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas," by Your Dad and the Funeral Parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785151)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: jade brunch affirmative action

And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginning to look a lot like Christmas” by The Apple Store (and featuring AT&T ) it is “we’re fucking up you’re wife’s phone just in time for Christmas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785204)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785228)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "Cases are for Poors" and "You're Careful and It's Always in Your Purse, Anyway" off their album "Hehe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785251)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: jade brunch affirmative action

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785284)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: exhilarant mood

looooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788538)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Cocky buff point

(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785240)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785274)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: exhilarant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788540)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:14 AM
Author: marvelous stage round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#45449112)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Blue University

Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those new year's resolution fats!" from the BMI 35s latest album "Your B Cups Aren't Pecs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785257)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: amber trust fund jewess

Really funny fake song posts guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785259)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

ur gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785286)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: jade brunch affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785290)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Aggressive Onyx Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34787868)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: razzle station

After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "What, My Old High School is Half Puerto Rican Now?!?" by the Declining Land Values so Kiss Your Inheritance Goodbye Posse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785296)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Multi-colored Address Athletic Conference

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785511)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Crusty greedy boiling water

This meme is a festering TTT in decline

hehehe 20 word song title by band with10 word name hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785302)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: amber trust fund jewess

Embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785321)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Aggressive Onyx Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34786307)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: jade brunch affirmative action

Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by the Homo Newbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785358)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: amber trust fund jewess

Really fucking bad post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34787694)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Pearl Indirect Expression

oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, and "new poster, first day" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788547)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz amethyst area gaping

(Scrooge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788622)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: exhilarant mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788561)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: trip double fault



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Histrionic hell

I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now it is cringe-inducing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785361)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Crusty greedy boiling water

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785367)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kelly's marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785406)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried to force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785420)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gifts This Year; I Don't Need Anything" by the SAHM Getting Five Deliveries Per Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785312)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: jade brunch affirmative action

Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you* a gift?” by Credit Cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785342)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Certificate" off of "Shit, I forgot to buy a real gift for him again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785390)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control keepsake machete

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785407)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightstand drawer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785429)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz amethyst area gaping



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Rose Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785391)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: jade brunch affirmative action

That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinder Teen and the Missing Daddies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785318)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour

Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their new hit: "Rewrap Last Year's Unopened Gifts?" off their album "Ungrateful Wife Vol. 2."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785345)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Cocky buff point

And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daughter: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Shaquille."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785356)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: jade brunch affirmative action

That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagram Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785375)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: offensive adventurous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785397)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Pearl Indirect Expression

Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (Outside a Casket) Ever Again Just Because He Likes Trump a Little" by the Festering Shitdicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34785445)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: Submissive base

Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:

"Is my phone line disconnected" by aging fathers who haven't heard from their rootless cosmopolitan kids in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788091)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: Submissive base

From the band that put SF on the map, here's:

"Mailbox full" by desperate 35 year old balding male attorneys hitting up tinder sloot 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788110)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Reading this post is consent to get hurt (🦉)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#49445686)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Startled shitlib

Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Your Deeply Autistic Daughter Will Never Say 'Merry Christmas'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788543)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Startled shitlib

Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to you, from Inhouse HR and the Gotta Know Somebodies, "Thank You For Your Interest (But Our Christmas Department Is Fully Staffed)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788558)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz amethyst area gaping

Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated Aging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788618)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Hyperventilating selfie school

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34788645)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: trip double fault

And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their hit “Eggnog Pancreatitis”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#34789390)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Overrated Cyan Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#43651025)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: Blue University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#45448695)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: Impertinent senate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Reputation#45448714)