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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
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multi-colored orchestra pit jewess
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Brass fragrant weed whacker giraffe
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
multi-colored orchestra pit jewess
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
appetizing dragon
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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haunting scourge upon the earth
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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Thriller mustard school cafeteria
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Brass fragrant weed whacker giraffe
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Thriller mustard school cafeteria
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Thriller mustard school cafeteria
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Thriller mustard school cafeteria
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Thriller mustard school cafeteria
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Zippy abode faggot firefighter
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Medicated motley den
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit jewess



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Brass fragrant weed whacker giraffe

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit jewess

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: appetizing dragon

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring flushed codepig

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: provocative house puppy



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: exhilarant blue national security agency



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: alcoholic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: chartreuse outnumbered crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: grizzly bisexual cumskin address

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: haunting scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: haunting scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mewling brethren

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: provocative house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Contagious olive whorehouse



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: haunting scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Amethyst French Candlestick Maker

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling famous landscape painting round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: exhilarant blue national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Thriller mustard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Thriller mustard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Brass fragrant weed whacker giraffe

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Thriller mustard school cafeteria

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Thriller mustard school cafeteria

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Thriller mustard school cafeteria

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Thriller mustard school cafeteria

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Thriller mustard school cafeteria

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy odious library

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy odious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Vibrant hideous forum

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Irate jade nursing home

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Hot green university



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Medicated motley den

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: wine stage idiot

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Purple Dead Headpube



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Hot green university

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: maroon out-of-control sandwich base

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: grizzly bisexual cumskin address

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring flushed codepig

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: sick antidepressant drug property

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Thriller mustard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Vibrant hideous forum

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: domesticated place of business blood rage



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Zippy abode faggot firefighter

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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