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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
Vibrant laser beams
  03/07/19
they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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Lavender adventurous toilet seat
  03/07/19
he’s such a dunce
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  03/07/19
This is actuality extremely 180
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Dashing School Hissy Fit
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
Bonkers Violet Friendly Grandma
  03/07/19
lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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Hairless bearded boistinker
  03/08/19
decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
navy goal in life
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Violent blue black woman rehab
  03/11/19
"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Violent blue black woman rehab
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Like the Ramones
wild library jap
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thriller house
  03/07/19
Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
Hairless bearded boistinker
  03/07/19
“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
irradiated mint doctorate
  03/07/19
Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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Jared Zozo
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  03/08/19
great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
Bat Shit Crazy Appetizing Pit Kitty Cat
  03/08/19
That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
mildly autistic stead french chef
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
Crimson floppy home
  03/07/19
Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
Impressive coral theater
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Tim D'Apple
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Doobsian den gaping
  03/07/19
This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
Vibrant laser beams
  03/11/19
ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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  03/07/19
"Trump said a thing" the archetypical Obeezy thre...
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180
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  03/07/19
So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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  03/07/19
Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first ...
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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  03/08/19
Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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  03/11/19
Having a good day so far?
Vibrant laser beams
  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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  03/11/19
Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clo...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Vibrant laser beams

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Slap-happy lemon space

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Vibrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: carmine multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Contagious salmon wrinkle base

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Twisted station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: gaped onyx mediation state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Hairless bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling fuchsia mother chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Lavender adventurous toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Bonkers Violet Friendly Grandma

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Galvanic Trump Supporter

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Twisted station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: slimy hilarious roommate set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Nubile Turquoise Wagecucks Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Dashing School Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Bonkers Violet Friendly Grandma

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: excitant locus

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fantasy-prone nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Hairless bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: navy goal in life

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Violent blue black woman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Twisted station

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: garnet sexy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Violent blue black woman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: wild library jap

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: thriller house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Hairless bearded boistinker

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: irradiated mint doctorate

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: motley cyan community account tank

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Claret locale nowag

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: crawly sick jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: navy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: wild library jap

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Doobsian den gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Appetizing Pit Kitty Cat

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: racy legal warrant

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: stirring dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: French Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Appetizing Pit Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Appetizing Pit Kitty Cat

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: stimulating office dragon

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: mildly autistic stead french chef

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Crimson floppy home

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Impressive coral theater

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious menage

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Doobsian den gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling death wish

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: ultramarine idea he suggested

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: navy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fantasy-prone nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Hairless bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: disturbing metal fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Vibrant laser beams

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: crawly sick jew

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Overrated national puppy

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: spectacular heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Razzle zombie-like public bath antidepressant drug

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: duck-like bearded casino

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Doobsian den gaping

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Bronze Prole

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fantasy-prone nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Crimson floppy home

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: wild library jap

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: judgmental cuckold

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Vivacious scourge upon the earth

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Vibrant laser beams

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: irradiated mint doctorate

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Mauve soggy corner famous landscape painting

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Reputation#37915994)