\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Your Low Balance Alert From Chase

...
Sexy pit
  07/02/19
...
Sexy pit
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Sexy pit
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
adulterous ultramarine step-uncle's house windowlicker
  12/20/20
...
Galvanic walnut whorehouse tattoo
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
charcoal filthpig
  08/21/19
...
vibrant quadroon
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
White marvelous kitty cat
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Mint gaming laptop
  08/21/19
...
rough-skinned multi-billionaire water buffalo
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
exciting cuckold dysfunction
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
charcoal filthpig
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Mint gaming laptop
  08/21/19
emergency money
charcoal filthpig
  08/21/19
...
Anal Frozen Immigrant
  09/01/19
...
pale telephone
  03/06/20
...
pale telephone
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Blue multi-colored school
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Sexy pit
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Cerise Half-breed
  09/01/19
...
Anal Frozen Immigrant
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
White marvelous kitty cat
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Sexy pit
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
rough-skinned multi-billionaire water buffalo
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Sexy pit
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
odious party of the first part faggotry
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Sexy pit
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Aromatic queen of the night
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Sexy pit
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
comical pisswyrm institution
  09/10/21
great thread
Chartreuse fragrant gay wizard
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Sexy pit
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Sexy pit
  04/10/23
...
Galvanic walnut whorehouse tattoo
  04/10/23
i love men
Chartreuse fragrant gay wizard
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Sexy pit
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Sexy pit
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Cerise Half-breed
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Sexy pit
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
autistic heaven ceo
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Sexy pit
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Sexy pit
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Sexy pit
  07/18/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Sexy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38472147)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Sexy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38565666)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Sexy pit

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719029)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: adulterous ultramarine step-uncle's house windowlicker

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585134)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Galvanic walnut whorehouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168171)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: charcoal filthpig

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719032)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: vibrant quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719049)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: White marvelous kitty cat

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719055)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Mint gaming laptop

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719057)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: rough-skinned multi-billionaire water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706257)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: exciting cuckold dysfunction

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719122)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: charcoal filthpig

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719172)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Mint gaming laptop

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719188)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: charcoal filthpig

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719190)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Anal Frozen Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772520)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: pale telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706394)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: pale telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091968)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Blue multi-colored school

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772506)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Sexy pit

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772502)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Cerise Half-breed

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772513)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Anal Frozen Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772800)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: White marvelous kitty cat

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772547)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Sexy pit

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706250)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned multi-billionaire water buffalo

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706259)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Sexy pit

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585116)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: odious party of the first part faggotry

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585179)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Sexy pit

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Aromatic queen of the night

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585204)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Sexy pit

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091044)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: comical pisswyrm institution

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091910)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse fragrant gay wizard

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091913)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Sexy pit

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#45245721)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Sexy pit

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168134)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Galvanic walnut whorehouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168176)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse fragrant gay wizard

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168149)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Sexy pit

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46197594)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Sexy pit

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46797731)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Cerise Half-breed

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46797738)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Sexy pit

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088138)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: autistic heaven ceo

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088162)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Sexy pit

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088168)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Sexy pit

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088192)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Sexy pit

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#49111460)