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mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  07/02/19
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mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Ruddy cuck
  12/20/20
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Twinkling Adventurous Garrison Affirmative Action
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
henna piazza clown
  08/21/19
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Cheese-eating mediation meetinghouse
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
razzle avocado abode pocket flask
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
iridescent vivacious parlour
  08/21/19
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high-end coffee pot
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
thirsty orchid box office deer antler
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
henna piazza clown
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
iridescent vivacious parlour
  08/21/19
emergency money
henna piazza clown
  08/21/19
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Bearded electric shitlib pervert
  09/01/19
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Medicated institution volcanic crater
  03/06/20
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Medicated institution volcanic crater
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Crimson Charismatic Gas Station
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Low-t weed whacker plaza
  09/01/19
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Bearded electric shitlib pervert
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
razzle avocado abode pocket flask
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
high-end coffee pot
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Heady Green Gay Wizard
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
multi-colored purple sneaky criminal
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
irradiated very tactful hall
  09/10/21
great thread
ocher temple
  09/10/21
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mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  04/10/23
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Twinkling Adventurous Garrison Affirmative Action
  04/10/23
i love men
ocher temple
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Low-t weed whacker plaza
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
supple mustard giraffe lodge
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
mauve fragrant double fault sex offender
  09/14/24
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Ruddy cuck

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Twinkling Adventurous Garrison Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: henna piazza clown

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Cheese-eating mediation meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: razzle avocado abode pocket flask

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: iridescent vivacious parlour

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: high-end coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: thirsty orchid box office deer antler

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: henna piazza clown

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: iridescent vivacious parlour

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: henna piazza clown

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Bearded electric shitlib pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Medicated institution volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Medicated institution volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Crimson Charismatic Gas Station

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Low-t weed whacker plaza

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Bearded electric shitlib pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: razzle avocado abode pocket flask

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: high-end coffee pot

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Heady Green Gay Wizard

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: multi-colored purple sneaky criminal

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: irradiated very tactful hall

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: ocher temple

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Twinkling Adventurous Garrison Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: ocher temple

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Low-t weed whacker plaza

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: supple mustard giraffe lodge

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: mauve fragrant double fault sex offender

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#49111460)