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NOTICE TO CERTAIN AUTOADMIT POSTERS RE “SPACE PORN” SLANDER

To be fair, Please be advised that the user commonly refe...
Big umber corn cake
  12/27/20
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  12/27/20
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  12/27/20
also relevant: https://imgur.com/a/9ZZsHE8
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  12/27/20
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  12/28/20
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  12/28/20
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  12/28/20
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  12/28/20
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SP u r response?
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  12/28/20
To be fair, He agrees with all of this and you are now on...
Big umber corn cake
  12/28/20
are you trial or appellate counsel?
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  12/29/20
To be fair, Yes
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i'm impressed he was able to hire claire as his counsel
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this is an important message
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175. You missed “Govern yourself accordingly.”
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  12/29/20
To be fair, Ty—this is why I still keep you around ...
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  12/29/20
i'm uncertain
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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake

To be fair,

Please be advised that the user commonly referred to here on the “AutoAdmit” message board as “spaceporn” (hereinafter, “SP”) expressly reserves the right to sue ANY “AutoAdmit” poster for slander who implies or claims on this message board that SP violently anally rapes his small prepubescent (biologically unrelated) adopted Asian son on a regular basis, until the poor child’s blown out, distended, badly bleeding anus ring has to be forcibly pushed back inside of his twitching spastic sphincter with both hands—or makes or “bumps” in approval any similar or related disgusting claims of pedophilia and/or rape involving SP.

SP stands prepared to affirmatively prove that none of that has ever happened in a court of law, and, for the avoidance of any confusion, he would like to make it abundantly clear that he is neither scared nor ashamed of potentially putting his real name out there as the plaintiff in a public lawsuit alleging that he (a ~50 year old attorney) has been the victim of an extensive and coordinated cyber bullying campaign at the hands of the mentally ill denizens of a widely infamously racist, homophobic, antisemitic, and misogynistic message board that he (admittedly somewhat strangely) has chosen to post on regularly for years on end—using various different monikers that he has selected from time to time (including but not limited to “spaceporn”) to regularly share intimate details of his family’s life with these same strangers notwithstanding their vicious harassment of him and their disgusting sexual comments about his minor son. In fact, SP would positively *invite* discovery in any such action, and would look forward to taking the matter all the way to its final conclusion in front of a jury, if necessary.

It’s a matter of principle.

Fair warning! Please “bump” in approval to acknowledge your receipt and understanding of this important notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41626546)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: dashing misunderstood gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41626555)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: Ivory arrogant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41626559)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: amber fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41626578)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: multi-colored forum old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41626589)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41626633)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Puce bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41627852)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: poppy flirting lay nowag

spaceporn, i DARE you to report me to the FBI. i DARE you. DO IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41627912)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Puce bawdyhouse

also relevant:

https://imgur.com/a/9ZZsHE8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41628078)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:47 PM
Author: magenta laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41634674)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled opaque french chef brunch

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41634694)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:53 PM
Author: geriatric cerebral pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41634715)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: Ivory arrogant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41634970)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: magenta laser beams

Looks like a cyclops with two eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635513)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:03 AM
Author: Puce bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635517)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:45 AM
Author: Lake Lascivious Wagecucks Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635825)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Cobalt Whorehouse

SP is a douche but we have one fucking rule that is selectively enforced.

Also, phenotype is real. I wonder what would happen if this dude was forced to LIFT HEAVY and eat like a warrior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41636186)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: slate legal warrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42356456)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41631606)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: Flesh sickened step-uncle's house factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41631619)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: amber fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41631620)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: naked temple

why would his demand letter purport to later prove something? rather than say "i will show you that x never occurred" it's more apropos to poast "i will show that y did in fact occur." you just need that why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41631631)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: glittery stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41631644)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: tripping pocket flask nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41631657)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41631666)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: Cobalt Whorehouse

SP u r response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41632634)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake

To be fair,

He agrees with all of this and you are now on notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41633292)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:48 AM
Author: naked temple

are you trial or appellate counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635828)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:13 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake

To be fair,

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41637181)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: trip gold spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41633295)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: laughsome piazza clown

i'm impressed he was able to hire claire as his counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41633307)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly green office reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41633321)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: Puce bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41633362)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 4:23 AM
Author: zippy blathering theater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635903)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled opaque french chef brunch

this is an important message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41634688)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 11:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indigo lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41634755)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:06 AM
Author: Gay feces hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635537)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:14 AM
Author: fluffy internet-worthy keepsake machete

175. You missed “Govern yourself accordingly.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635759)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake

To be fair,

Ty—this is why I still keep you around as an “Of Counsel” with no equity stake and little job security after all of these years. Legal Eagle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41637183)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: honey-headed school cafeteria telephone

i'm uncertain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635774)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: stubborn coral blood rage dysfunction

o no b nice 2 spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635834)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 3:37 AM
Author: rough-skinned theater stage newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635882)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 4:10 AM
Author: outnumbered ebony rigor chapel

He actually looks perfectly fine in that outdoors hiking shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41635898)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: magenta laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41636293)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:19 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake

To be fair,

Postscript: Please direct any questions that you have on this topic to me, rather than my client. I have advised him not to poast in this thread at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41637231)



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Date: December 30th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41645383)



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Date: December 31st, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: magenta laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#41649871)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: Stimulating senate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42351500)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42356343)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: laughsome piazza clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42356406)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:46 PM
Author: slate legal warrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42356463)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Big umber corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42457904)



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Date: May 13th, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Stimulating senate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42457909)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:29 AM
Author: laughsome piazza clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42459509)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:52 AM
Author: amber fortuitous meteor

I look forward to discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42459535)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: Mustard demanding parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42698989)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Mustard demanding parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42716109)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: zippy blathering theater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#42716127)



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Author: high-end shimmering fat ankles death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#48986438)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser bespoke dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#48986444)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: high-end shimmering fat ankles death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Reputation#49072181)