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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
| Purple Fanboi | 08/02/21 |
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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: bull headed international law enforcement agency ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Purple Fanboi "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Excitant pale idea he suggested dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: smoky parlor clown My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Purple Fanboi LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: territorial space "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Purple Fanboi 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: razzle university azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Purple Fanboi !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Purple Fanboi LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: territorial space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Purple Fanboi !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: appetizing masturbator I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Purple Fanboi This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: appetizing masturbator our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Purple Fanboi Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Coiffed adventurous sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: black cruel-hearted stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: aphrodisiac brilliant corner aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Purple Fanboi Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy provocative station incel Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Purple Fanboi 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: electric gas station mother Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Purple Fanboi ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: mischievous up-to-no-good doctorate Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy provocative station incel Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: dashing alcoholic set It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Purple Fanboi This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Purple Fanboi As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Excitant pale idea he suggested dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Opaque laser beams locus [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Purple Fanboi 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: dashing alcoholic set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: dashing alcoholic set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: effete gunner field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Wonderful Vermilion Property *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Purple Fanboi Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Wonderful Vermilion Property *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Purple Fanboi On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Wonderful Vermilion Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Purple Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Purple Fanboi I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Wonderful Vermilion Property o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Purple Fanboi <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794) |