GEORGE: It's bad Jerry, bad. I was with her last night and almost had to leave the room.

[laughter]

ELAINE: I used to have a smelly pussy.

JERRY: What?

ELAINE: Before we dated.

JERRY: How'd you fix the smell?

ELAINE: You know those Junior Mints you like? Popped one up there.

[laughter]

KRAMER: I like smelly pussies.

JERRY: What do you mean you like smelly pussies?

KRAMER: They keep me spry, Jerry. Spry.

[laughter]

GEORGE: This smelly pussy stuff is killing me, Jerry. Worlds are colliding!

NEWMAN: Did somebody say smelly pussy?

GEORGE: Huh ho!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&forum_id=2Reputation#43030818)

>he gaped you?

>wide as the grand canyon

>i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?

>he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole

>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!

>i can't believe you got gaped

>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass

(george enters)

>Whats going on?

>Elaine got gaped

>Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this

>Whats the problem

>do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?

>I'm lucky if I can spread at all!

(kramer bursts in)

>elaine got gaped on the first date!

(kramer bends down and sniffs)

>oh yeah, that's a gape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&forum_id=2Reputation#47997090)