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Galileo still makes me LOL

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a pe...
High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman
  12/13/21
Do you know what the Moon is?
Supple Parlor Striped Hyena
  12/13/21
a hologram of a piece of cheese
bateful fantasy-prone gunner
  12/13/21
It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien...
Supple Parlor Striped Hyena
  12/14/21
JFC
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  06/13/22
like a larger Israel?
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  06/13/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=5...
High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman
  12/13/21
"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT." Are you sure?
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Lake Autistic Chapel
  12/13/21
Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put t...
High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman
  12/13/21
He died a prisoner under house arrest
Lake Autistic Chapel
  12/13/21
After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Ar...
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  12/13/21
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bateful fantasy-prone gunner
  12/14/21
PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.
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Mind-boggling glassy home liquid oxygen
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uh yes
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Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes a...
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  12/13/21
They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't un...
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  12/14/21
Eppur si muove
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(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)
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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a perfect, unblemished sphere. They didn't actually know wtf the moon even was, but they figured whatever it was, it was put there by God, and God wouldn't put anything up in the heavens that wasn't a perfectly smooth, round object.

So Galileo makes this device that lets anyone see the surface of the moon, and the first thing you see is that it's a pockmarked unholy mess of craters and mountains and other surface disturbances. All totally random, so symmetry whatsoever.

This made church officials MAF but what could they do? He wasn't pointing to some words on paper or describing a heretical concept. He just made this thing that let you look at the moon and see how fucked up it was. MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605269)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Supple Parlor Striped Hyena

Do you know what the Moon is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605300)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: bateful fantasy-prone gunner

a hologram of a piece of cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605306)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Supple Parlor Striped Hyena

It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien mind control human research farm technology that can program NPCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607126)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: startling bonkers mexican piazza

JFC

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Date: June 13th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: Iridescent box office

like a larger Israel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#44673679)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=56&forum_id=2#30929460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605309)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Ungodly fighting lettuce depressive

"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT."

Are you sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605310)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Lake Autistic Chapel



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman

Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put to death but he lived a natural life and died at 77. His works were temporarily banned, but the fact is you could look through a telescope and just SEE he was right. Furthermore there was yuge demand for telescopes as soon as he invented them, so it's not like he wasn't busy. Every ship's captain wanted one of dem things, not to mention kings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605358)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Lake Autistic Chapel

He died a prisoner under house arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605405)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman

After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Archbishop of Siena), Galileo was allowed to return to his villa at Arcetri near Florence in 1634, where he spent part of his life under house arrest. Galileo was ordered to read the Seven Penitential Psalms once a week for the next three years. However, his daughter Maria Celeste relieved him of the burden after securing ecclesiastical permission to take it upon herself.[154]

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he dedicated his time to one of his finest works, Two New Sciences. Here he summarised work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials, published in Holland to avoid the censor. This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.[155]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605424)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: bateful fantasy-prone gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607140)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Heady abode

PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607180)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: Red Electric Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607209)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Lake Autistic Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43610337)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43980149)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling glassy home liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605803)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: bateful fantasy-prone gunner

uh yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607149)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hunting ground spot

Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605393)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman

They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't uniform but they figured it was still spherical and smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605742)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:30 AM
Author: Mauve disgusting trust fund nursing home

Eppur si muove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605790)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: Red Electric Partner

(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607241)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43609037)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman

Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying "here, take a look."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43610388)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43980064)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#44673623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: High-end Aphrodisiac Stead Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#49103471)