\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Galileo still makes me LOL

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a pe...
obsidian tank
  12/13/21
Do you know what the Moon is?
bronze plaza affirmative action
  12/13/21
a hologram of a piece of cheese
Know-it-all Locale Telephone
  12/13/21
It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien...
bronze plaza affirmative action
  12/14/21
JFC
Very tactful hilarious station
  06/13/22
like a larger Israel?
Tan shivering home legal warrant
  06/13/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=5...
obsidian tank
  12/13/21
"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT." Are you sure?
comical shrine
  12/13/21
...
Mewling Maroon Main People Dog Poop
  12/13/21
Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put t...
obsidian tank
  12/13/21
He died a prisoner under house arrest
Mewling Maroon Main People Dog Poop
  12/13/21
After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Ar...
obsidian tank
  12/13/21
...
Know-it-all Locale Telephone
  12/14/21
PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.
lilac excitant theater stage
  12/14/21
...
amethyst address
  12/14/21
...
Mewling Maroon Main People Dog Poop
  12/14/21
...
aphrodisiac haunted graveyard bbw
  02/16/22
...
vivacious twinkling uncleanness
  12/14/21
uh yes
Know-it-all Locale Telephone
  12/14/21
Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes a...
Flesh incel garrison
  12/13/21
They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't un...
obsidian tank
  12/14/21
Eppur si muove
Soul-stirring bawdyhouse
  12/14/21
(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)
amethyst address
  12/14/21
...
obsidian tank
  12/14/21
Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying &...
obsidian tank
  12/14/21
...
obsidian tank
  02/16/22
...
obsidian tank
  06/13/22
...
obsidian tank
  07/15/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: obsidian tank

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a perfect, unblemished sphere. They didn't actually know wtf the moon even was, but they figured whatever it was, it was put there by God, and God wouldn't put anything up in the heavens that wasn't a perfectly smooth, round object.

So Galileo makes this device that lets anyone see the surface of the moon, and the first thing you see is that it's a pockmarked unholy mess of craters and mountains and other surface disturbances. All totally random, so symmetry whatsoever.

This made church officials MAF but what could they do? He wasn't pointing to some words on paper or describing a heretical concept. He just made this thing that let you look at the moon and see how fucked up it was. MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605269)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: bronze plaza affirmative action

Do you know what the Moon is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605300)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all Locale Telephone

a hologram of a piece of cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605306)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: bronze plaza affirmative action

It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien mind control human research farm technology that can program NPCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607126)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Very tactful hilarious station

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#44673633)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: Tan shivering home legal warrant

like a larger Israel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#44673679)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: obsidian tank

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=56&forum_id=2#30929460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605309)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: comical shrine

"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT."

Are you sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605310)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Mewling Maroon Main People Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605319)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: obsidian tank

Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put to death but he lived a natural life and died at 77. His works were temporarily banned, but the fact is you could look through a telescope and just SEE he was right. Furthermore there was yuge demand for telescopes as soon as he invented them, so it's not like he wasn't busy. Every ship's captain wanted one of dem things, not to mention kings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605358)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Mewling Maroon Main People Dog Poop

He died a prisoner under house arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605405)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: obsidian tank

After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Archbishop of Siena), Galileo was allowed to return to his villa at Arcetri near Florence in 1634, where he spent part of his life under house arrest. Galileo was ordered to read the Seven Penitential Psalms once a week for the next three years. However, his daughter Maria Celeste relieved him of the burden after securing ecclesiastical permission to take it upon herself.[154]

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he dedicated his time to one of his finest works, Two New Sciences. Here he summarised work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials, published in Holland to avoid the censor. This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.[155]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605424)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all Locale Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607140)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: lilac excitant theater stage

PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607180)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: amethyst address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607209)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Mewling Maroon Main People Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43610337)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac haunted graveyard bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43980149)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: vivacious twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605803)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all Locale Telephone

uh yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607149)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: Flesh incel garrison

Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605393)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: obsidian tank

They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't uniform but they figured it was still spherical and smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605742)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 12:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bawdyhouse

Eppur si muove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605790)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: amethyst address

(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607241)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: obsidian tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43609037)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: obsidian tank

Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying "here, take a look."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43610388)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: obsidian tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43980064)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: obsidian tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#44673623)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: obsidian tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#49103471)