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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
razzle dilemma
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Tantric Vibrant Step-uncle's House
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
Honey-headed gaping mexican
  04/05/22
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Swollen Buck-toothed Stead French Chef
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
Tantric Vibrant Step-uncle's House
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Light Magical Whorehouse Azn
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insanely creepy becky generalized bond
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carnelian crackhouse
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
black keepsake machete bawdyhouse
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
diverse parlour
  04/05/22
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Cracking Travel Guidebook Center
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
diverse parlour
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
diverse parlour
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
slate motley church building
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
trip cerise lay
  04/05/22
Height?
Hairless blood rage preventive strike
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed
  04/05/22
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Cruel-hearted Pearly Senate
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mentally impaired psychic messiness
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
elite exhilarant area
  04/05/22
shots fired
blathering telephone black woman
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
violet volcanic crater
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
Arousing Blue Idiot
  04/05/22
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Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
chocolate galvanic rehab
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
insecure spot
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
unhinged magenta station
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Tantric Vibrant Step-uncle's House
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Alcoholic pistol cumskin
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Arousing Blue Idiot
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
Hyperventilating adventurous ticket booth
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Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed
  04/05/22
women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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  04/07/22
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
nyuug
  09/03/26


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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: razzle dilemma

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Tantric Vibrant Step-uncle's House

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed gaping mexican

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Swollen Buck-toothed Stead French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Tantric Vibrant Step-uncle's House

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Light Magical Whorehouse Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy becky generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: carnelian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: black keepsake machete bawdyhouse

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: diverse parlour

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Cracking Travel Guidebook Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: diverse parlour

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: diverse parlour

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: slate motley church building

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: trip cerise lay

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Hairless blood rage preventive strike

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Pearly Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired psychic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: elite exhilarant area

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: blathering telephone black woman

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Arousing Blue Idiot

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: chocolate galvanic rehab

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: insecure spot

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: unhinged magenta station

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Tantric Vibrant Step-uncle's House

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic pistol cumskin

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Arousing Blue Idiot

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating adventurous ticket booth

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Tantric Vibrant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Heady kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Outnumbered fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Drunken institution

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114491)