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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
chocolate telephone
  07/17/22
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buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness
  07/17/22
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razzmatazz ivory den cuckoldry
  07/17/22
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mind-boggling sexy mad-dog skullcap
  07/18/22
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chocolate telephone
  09/29/22
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chocolate telephone
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
ruddy pistol
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
ruddy pistol
  01/07/23
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mind-boggling sexy mad-dog skullcap
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
thriller multi-billionaire
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
thriller multi-billionaire
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
bistre beady-eyed hissy fit
  03/18/23
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chocolate telephone
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
thriller multi-billionaire
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
smoky hairraiser laser beams field
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Coiffed Salmon Home
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Multi-colored School
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  08/23/24
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Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
onyx razzle mother
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
contagious bbw legend
  09/28/24
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chocolate telephone
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: chocolate telephone

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz ivory den cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling sexy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: chocolate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: chocolate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: ruddy pistol

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: ruddy pistol

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling sexy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: thriller multi-billionaire

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: thriller multi-billionaire

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: bistre beady-eyed hissy fit

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: chocolate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: thriller multi-billionaire

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: smoky hairraiser laser beams field

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Coiffed Salmon Home

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored School

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: onyx razzle mother

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: contagious bbw legend

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: chocolate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine Jap Ticket Booth

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932244)