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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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under appreciated thread
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she was a bowl of yams
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Supple umber center crotch



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: irradiated rebellious kitty pocket flask



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Supple umber center crotch



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Cheese-eating Affirmative Action

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: bull headed pistol

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious kitty pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: odious school hissy fit



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: opaque space legend

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: galvanic vermilion wagecucks

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: bull headed pistol

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: adulterous mediation

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Blathering Razzle Base



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: passionate beta rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47093006)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious kitty pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47095630)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Talented cordovan church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47095635)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious kitty pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: bull headed pistol

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Marvelous Pontificating Electric Furnace Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious kitty pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Blathering Razzle Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: violent reading party

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: bull headed pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: spectacular violet goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: spectacular violet goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Blathering Razzle Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: drunken startling school cafeteria haunted graveyard

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Blathering Razzle Base

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: spectacular violet goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: excitant hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: demanding cracking cumskin philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Fragrant Patrolman

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: odious school hissy fit

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Mint overrated queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467431)