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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: sapphire frozen rigor One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Clear Jew Range https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: sapphire frozen rigor Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: alcoholic church building lettuce 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: sapphire frozen rigor Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: maroon trailer park persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: hairraiser beta famous landscape painting jewess alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: iridescent location anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Clear Jew Range everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: iridescent location so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Clear Jew Range (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: iridescent location It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Clear Jew Range more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: autistic mad-dog skullcap kitchen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Clear Jew Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: dark home juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: maroon trailer park persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: hairraiser beta famous landscape painting jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Coiffed church love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: 180 maize locus jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Pearl zippy immigrant state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Clear Jew Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Clear Jew Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Nubile menage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: amber philosopher-king SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: idiotic razzle casino deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Crawly Pungent Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Naked big national knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Dashing ceo The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: sinister indigo fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Red newt chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Pearl zippy immigrant state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: boyish stag film yarmulke Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Hyperventilating vivacious volcanic crater QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Cerebral bright azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: bateful public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: idiotic razzle casino deer antler (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Saffron useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Saffron useless brakes The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: hairraiser beta famous landscape painting jewess it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: bateful public bath when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: hairraiser beta famous landscape painting jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: idiotic razzle casino deer antler (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213065) |