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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi
  02/28/23
Love these threads
Claret razzmatazz gas station
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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slimy athletic conference
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curious bull headed national security agency base
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crystalline toaster lay
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Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi
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Smoky ape
  11/26/23
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Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi
  11/26/23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
obsidian state
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
Crimson cruel-hearted mood
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heady school
  09/07/25
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
Beady-eyed coral ticket booth
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi
  02/28/23
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mischievous temple
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Claret razzmatazz gas station

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: slimy athletic conference



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed coral ticket booth



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Claret razzmatazz gas station



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: curious bull headed national security agency base



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: crystalline toaster lay



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Smoky ape



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: obsidian state

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Crimson cruel-hearted mood

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: heady school



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed coral ticket booth

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2Reputation#45993779)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2Reputation#45993788)



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Sinister drunken nursing home fanboi



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: mischievous temple



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