The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Your parents going at it missionary on Fri night while you play Nintendo
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/27/23 |
| aromatic slippery messiness windowlicker | 09/27/23 |
| pale filthy cumskin | 11/17/23 |
| White regret | 09/27/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/27/23 |
| Up-to-no-good degenerate kitty cat | 09/28/23 |
| Fuchsia orchestra pit | 09/28/23 |
| Multi-colored green electric furnace twinkling uncleanness | 09/29/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/28/23 |
| vengeful trip lodge tattoo | 09/28/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/28/23 |
| aromatic slippery messiness windowlicker | 09/28/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/28/23 |
| Yapping Chartreuse Pisswyrm Plaza | 09/28/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/28/23 |
| Duck-like drab genital piercing | 09/28/23 |
| Yapping Chartreuse Pisswyrm Plaza | 09/28/23 |
| greedy cruel-hearted house | 09/28/23 |
| garnet boltzmann | 03/09/24 |
| Duck-like drab genital piercing | 12/22/25 |
| violet theater toilet seat | 09/28/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/28/23 |
| Contagious talking home | 09/28/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/28/23 |
| Lascivious striped hyena | 09/28/23 |
| violet theater toilet seat | 09/28/23 |
| spectacular apoplectic piazza | 09/28/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/28/23 |
| Duck-like drab genital piercing | 09/28/23 |
| White regret | 09/28/23 |
| smoky heady resort | 09/28/23 |
| embarrassed to the bone diverse international law enforcement agency trailer park | 09/28/23 |
| Out-of-control school cafeteria trump supporter | 09/28/23 |
| vengeful trip lodge tattoo | 09/28/23 |
| greedy cruel-hearted house | 09/28/23 |
| Light university chad | 09/29/23 |
| Multi-colored green electric furnace twinkling uncleanness | 09/29/23 |
| geriatric bisexual state new version | 09/29/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/29/23 |
| Bipolar Kitty Locus | 11/04/23 |
| arousing red nowag church building | 11/04/23 |
| Nighttime jewess | 02/04/24 |
| Duck-like drab genital piercing | 08/04/24 |
| fluffy fiercely-loyal theater stage | 08/04/24 |
| histrionic buff private investor office | 10/31/24 |
| drunken comical useless brakes | 10/31/24 |
| talented cruise ship alpha | 10/31/24 |
| drunken comical useless brakes | 10/31/24 |
| talented cruise ship alpha | 10/31/24 |
| Duck-like drab genital piercing | 12/22/25 |
| vonoskar | 02/24/26 |
| vonoskar | 02/24/26 |
| fishy hideous pit | 10/31/24 |
| translucent startling dingle berry | 10/31/24 |
| Citrine sticky yarmulke set | 10/31/24 |
| vonoskar | 02/24/26 |
| Crimson feces business firm | 12/22/25 |
| Magenta Glittery Lay Love Of Her Life | 12/22/25 |
| brindle flickering den | 09/28/23 |
| Haunting black hell | 09/29/23 |
| razzle blood rage bawdyhouse | 10/06/23 |
| Sapphire Unholy Jap | 09/28/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 09/28/23 |
| Lascivious striped hyena | 09/29/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 10/06/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 10/13/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 11/04/23 |
| burgundy galvanic tanning salon sound barrier | 11/04/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 11/17/23 |
| laughsome very tactful library | 03/09/24 |
| Stirring Keepsake Machete | 08/04/24 |
| Vivacious aqua travel guidebook | 10/31/24 |
| Walnut faggotry stage | 12/22/25 |
| vonoskar | 02/24/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46853042) |
Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM Author: aromatic slippery messiness windowlicker wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46853047) |
 |
Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM Author: pale filthy cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47069346) |
|
Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM Author: White regret you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46853055) |
|
Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library MegaMan pew pew pew sound through thin bedroom door with privacy lock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46853071) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM Author: Up-to-no-good degenerate kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46856729) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM Author: Fuchsia orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857161) |
|
Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM Author: Multi-colored green electric furnace twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46860854) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46856638) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM Author: vengeful trip lodge tattoo If you're not traumatizing your kids with matrimonial FODIP sounds you're doing it wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46856642) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library "I'm pounding out your mother's snatch! There's Gatorade in the garage!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46856888) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM Author: aromatic slippery messiness windowlicker “Grab me one too I’m having a hard time busting in this fat bitch!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46856935) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library "Dad, what's that awful smell?" "Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?" |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM Author: Yapping Chartreuse Pisswyrm Plaza my god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857121) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library pew pew pew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857127) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM Author: Duck-like drab genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857210) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: Yapping Chartreuse Pisswyrm Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857235) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM Author: greedy cruel-hearted house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857850) |
|
Date: March 9th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: garnet boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47478500) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Duck-like drab genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49530280) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM Author: violet theater toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857129) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library pew pew pew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857172) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM Author: Contagious talking home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857399) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library pew pew pew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857107) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM Author: Lascivious striped hyena This is scared, no? You're deep in a sub-sub-sub-dungeon in Legacy of the Wizard, your Xemn character has just annihilated an entire legion of Lightballs and Kraugen across one of its labyrinthine levels, your Starter jacket is draped casually over the desk chair in your bedroom, your Reebok Pumps sitting atop the pile of dirty clothes in the corner near the sliding door of your closet decorated in WWF posters, the cat is sleeping on your bed, you can hear the faint notes of Tom Brokaw describing the deployment of additional forces to Iraq from the television downstairs, and, across the hall, there's the whisper hint of rhythmic grunts coming from your parents' bedroom as your father, all 5' 10" of him, his Levis piled on the floor beside their queen-size waterbed, his arms chiseled from work at the plant, his hairy belly glistening with the sweat of the endeavor, the same hands that gracefully piloted the emerald green Ford Taurus to your split-level abode, $20,000 down, 14% interest signed on the dotted line in the Era of Reagan, mere hours ago now holding down your mother's slender wrists, the left bedecked with a delicate 14k gold HSN watch, the right proudly holding the keepsake bracelet from their eighth anniversary, her arms spread outward, welcoming cruciform, is balls deep inside his lawfully and biblically wedded wife, pounding away, thrust upon thrust, not thinking about the end of the Cold War or the growing value of his pension plan or whether the Reds are going to take game four and embarrass the shit out of the As but simply reveling in the sheer, bestial pleasure of your mother's warm cunt, modestly appointed with a tended but never shorn carpet of curly brunette pubic hair, suitably wet for the occasion, it's never one to complain, never one to reject a properly prepared invitation, especially if she's gotten a little knock at the door beforehand, and life is beautiful in its safe simplicity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857184) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM Author: violet theater toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857188) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM Author: spectacular apoplectic piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857202) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library pew pew pew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857204) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM Author: Duck-like drab genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857209) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM Author: White regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857214) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM Author: smoky heady resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857416) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone diverse international law enforcement agency trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857749) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM Author: Out-of-control school cafeteria trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857790) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM Author: vengeful trip lodge tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857798) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM Author: greedy cruel-hearted house jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857848) |
|
Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Light university chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46858021) |
|
Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM Author: Multi-colored green electric furnace twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46860862) |
|
Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM Author: geriatric bisexual state new version jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46860898) |
|
Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46862388) |
|
Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: Bipolar Kitty Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47020786) |
|
Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM Author: arousing red nowag church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47020800) |
|
Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM Author: Nighttime jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47366881) |
|
Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM Author: Duck-like drab genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47928604) |
|
Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: fluffy fiercely-loyal theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47928610) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM Author: histrionic buff private investor office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#48263569) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM Author: drunken comical useless brakes I missed this gem while i was away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#48263574) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM Author: talented cruise ship alpha forgot I wrote this .... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#48263589) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM Author: drunken comical useless brakes Great poast, friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#48263594) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM Author: talented cruise ship alpha Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#48263603) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM Author: Duck-like drab genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49530298) |
|
Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: vonoskar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49693296) |
|
Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: vonoskar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49693297) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM Author: fishy hideous pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#48263610) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM Author: translucent startling dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#48263617) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM Author: Citrine sticky yarmulke set But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.
He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.
They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.
Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?
|
|
Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: vonoskar yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49693298) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Crimson feces business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49530293) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Magenta Glittery Lay Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49530309) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: brindle flickering den “See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”
“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”
“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”
“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”
“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.” |
|
Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM Author: Haunting black hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46858149) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM Author: razzle blood rage bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46895275) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM Author: Sapphire Unholy Jap Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents go at it doggie style on Fri night while you play Nintendo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857402) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library Well now that's just crazy talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46857409) |
|
Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM Author: Lascivious striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46860849) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46895263) |
|
Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#46933118) |
|
Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47020749) |
|
Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM Author: burgundy galvanic tanning salon sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47021036) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47069340) |
|
Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM Author: laughsome very tactful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47478491) |
|
Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Moms are 180? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#47928609) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM Author: Vivacious aqua travel guidebook All is right with the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#48263595) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM Author: Walnut faggotry stage you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49530461) |
|
Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: vonoskar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Reputation#49693294) |