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Midlaw firms are just 50-500 person collections of shitlawyers

this has been my experience midlaw firms, which deal heav...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/03/24
imagine 100 ZZZ's in one place
honey-headed plaza
  04/03/24
basically this except its more high achievers from ttts t...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/03/24
autoadmit.com
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/03/24
tintcr. tons of midlaw firms basically just do biglaw for...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/03/24
lol no these people are not capable of doing biglaw i am ...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/03/24
ok. i guess i think of midlaw broadly as 50+ lawyer firms th...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/03/24
Midlaw practice areas: Insurance defense Product liabil...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/03/24
lolno
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
you have never worked biglaw. please don't opine on what big...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
I know gunner irl. He has worked biglaw.
Greedy scarlet volcanic crater
  04/04/24
has zurich worked biglaw?
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
this is completely wrong and actually is a response i'd expe...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
yeah, to me "midlaw" means regional biglaw. they d...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
spaceporn got me fired from my employment firm bro. yeah ...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
yeah same. i much preferred midlaw. much chiller. biglaw wor...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
i had the opposite reaction. i really disliked the midlaw fi...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
yeah, i'm generalizing of course. all that really matters an...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
my midlaw firm had some people with chips on their shoulders...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
you have never worked in a biglaw practice group either. ...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
brother, excuse me but i am one of the preeminent Title VII ...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
The only employment law person I know is a literal suit and ...
Brindle vivacious senate mexican
  04/04/24
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floppy bistre jewess
  04/04/24
DISCUSS Lewis Brisbois Bisgaard and Smith.
Vigorous Locus Pistol
  04/04/24
i was of counsel in their employment law department (this is...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
bigshitlaw?
Vigorous Locus Pistol
  04/08/24
Most lawyers suck imo bc law is a Fake Job. Humans suck ass ...
soul-stirring unhinged blood rage sanctuary
  04/04/24
LJL. We are also a species of cut throats and thieves. The l...
turquoise faggotry kitty
  04/04/24
Lawyers accomplish nothing in that respect imo. Actual thugs...
soul-stirring unhinged blood rage sanctuary
  04/04/24
...
Mint office
  04/05/24
Yes and that’s how we like it
Galvanic vengeful half-breed foreskin
  04/04/24
Not all. I worked at a firm that size in the Midwest and did...
clear talented circlehead hospital
  04/04/24
you need to keep in mind that OP is ZZZ, who is a fifth-year...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
Thanks, Rabbi. I’ve been here 13 years and don’t...
clear talented circlehead hospital
  04/04/24
this is incorrect. zzz had a prestigious summer associateshi...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
i stand corrected. but in his practice, he has not encounte...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
also it is possible he choose not to accept their offer. may...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
that is definitely possible. maybe he sustained a serious he...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
my guess based on irl anecdotes about him and his behavior h...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
it's weird because mild, and frankly even moderate, autism i...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
i imagine this has happened many times: zzz hands in some...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
...
buff aggressive school
  04/04/24
lmao at the thought of summer associate ZZZ flying off the h...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
i re-read the tsinah hearing thread and it's so funny. his r...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
Candy Ride is ZZZ. The Big Lie is some other asshole
Nighttime Dilemma Wagecucks
  04/04/24
no i am also zzz, and the pumos are zzz as well. gunner and...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
big lie is either candy ride or someone running a fake candy...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
this is cr. the two TTT law grads itt are very very smart. d...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
you seem very emotional about this. you're responding in .2 ...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
lol you have posted more in 2 weeks on xo than i have in 15 ...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
no u
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
Big Lie, are you going to respond? you can't let gunnerattt ...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
gunner always has to have the last word in any exchange, its...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
gunner, you gonna let this dood step to you like that?
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
he's just got me so triggered. it's hard to endure all these...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
There are more than 2 TTT law grads itt
Nighttime Dilemma Wagecucks
  04/04/24
So basically the same shit, just less money and fewer jews?
Peach passionate home son of senegal
  04/04/24
Exactly. But everything is cheaper and quality of life large...
clear talented circlehead hospital
  04/04/24
like 90% of this thread is the Same Poaster imho
seedy tan rigpig
  04/04/24
(guy describing every xo thread)
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
lol at gunneratatt itt, who has never worked a day of biglaw...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
you mean like this? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
you know what i mean. youre either a woman or effeminate mal...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
it's crazy that every time i think your multi-day spergout i...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
yes i am definitely zzz. you are so smart!
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
can you explain why you poasted yesterday that "we are ...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
no i can't explain that like i was having some fun or whatev...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
180 joke
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
wait, wait, hold on. where is the joke if you edited after i...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
its not as funny as a degree from the university of maryland...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
that's not funny at all, i don't get it
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
i agree, im not a good comedian. any tips (that don't involv...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
you could go to a top law school and wind up as a shitlaw so...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
didn't mean to hit a nerve with the abandoning family part b...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
the funniest thing about autists is they take everything lit...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
gunner gettin in DAT LAST WORD
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
i like that you haven't figured out that gunner and i are ac...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
we should all be so fortunate to attend the University of Ba...
Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water
  04/04/24
it's a solid school, second best in baltimore
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
*cracks natty boh* *wipes herr's old bay chip crumbs on j...
Self-centered drunken codepig university
  04/04/24
you really upset me!
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
"midlaw firms, which deal heavily in insurance" ...
Ivory gas station
  04/04/24
that was the exact firm i named as an example above. that s...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/04/24
Embarrassing thread for OP
Jet Cracking Public Bath Dragon
  04/04/24
The black molotov NYUmo who had been president of the black ...
ocher unholy mental disorder
  04/04/24
I recently got drinks with some lawyers at Clark Hill. Sat ...
Orange wonderful black woman
  04/04/24
IMO, the bort employment lawyers should be proud of their ca...
floppy bistre jewess
  04/04/24
midlaw fags who graduated top of their TTT law schools have...
Mint office
  04/07/24
also, imagine dealing with the bullshit of being a lolyer at...
Mint office
  04/07/24
its still by far the best outcome for most of the people who...
seedy tan rigpig
  04/08/24
yes but many of them are delusional and think they are highl...
Mint office
  04/08/24
(guy who has never gotten his clock cleaned by a LITIGATOR a...
Maroon windowlicker
  04/08/24
litigators must all be purged from this earth
Mint office
  04/08/24


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Date: April 3rd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

this has been my experience

midlaw firms, which deal heavily in insurance, aren't one step above shitlaw, and definitely aren't one step below biglaw. they are just massive firms of shitlawyers doing slightly different stuff than true shitlaw.

the most retarded lawyers i go against are all midlawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553543)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: honey-headed plaza

imagine 100 ZZZ's in one place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553548)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

basically this

except its more high achievers from ttts than shit performers at t10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553554)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553555)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

tintcr.

tons of midlaw firms basically just do biglaw for cut rate. imagine if you have a midsize company and are going to declare chapter 11 but aren't gonna pay for kirkland.

it's biglaw work for non-f500 clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553553)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

lol no these people are not capable of doing biglaw

i am referring to firms like dinsmore shole, clark hill, amundsen davis, in the midwesttt

heavy insurance work. all ranked like Amlaw 100-250.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553665)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

ok. i guess i think of midlaw broadly as 50+ lawyer firms that aren't vault ranked. that encompasses a lot of practice areas and quality of attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553673)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

Midlaw practice areas:

Insurance defense

Product liability defense

Construction defect lit

Defending against my consumer law claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553742)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

lolno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554318)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

you have never worked biglaw. please don't opine on what biglaw is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554484)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Greedy scarlet volcanic crater

I know gunner irl. He has worked biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555836)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

has zurich worked biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555872)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

this is completely wrong and actually is a response i'd expect from you.

i worked at a midlaw firm (about 175 attorneys). they did very little insurance work. if you looked at their "about us" page, it would look just like skadden's: M&A, IP, general corporate shit, L&E, etc. but the difference really is in the sophistication of work and size of clients.

what you are describing is a place like WEMED, which is just BIGSHITLAW. it's misleading for anyone to call firms like that midlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554406)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

yeah, to me "midlaw" means regional biglaw. they do the same thing as biglaw but usually for smaller, more local matters. also they tend to have a lot of biglaw castaways. biglaw fucking sucks and midlaw is a place where a lot of them wind up where they can practice the skills they've developed without the crushing bullshit that comes with biglaw.

morgan and morgan shitlaw factories are not "midlaw."

also, anyone that has actually worked biglaw has worked with midlaw lawyers. i don't see anyone that knows anything about corporate law could not know this.

otoh you're just maf about this louis cannon partner at employment midlaw firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554422)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

spaceporn got me fired from my employment firm bro.

yeah i worked in midlaw, and i worked in biglaw. they are basically the same, but the quality of work/clients varies. that really is all. there are no actual midlaw firms that are 80% insurance defense or whatever.

lewis brisbois is probably the closest thing, as they seem to have some legit practices, but it is mostly insurance garbage. i think there is at least a debate to have over whether you can call that firm midlaw. i say no. this firm is the exception that proves the rule, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554428)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:50 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

yeah same. i much preferred midlaw. much chiller. biglaw works on grinding hours on bullshit. midlaw works mostly the same but not nearly as bad. if you're going to do gay ass corporate work you're much better off at midlaw or a boutique. there is a reason why biglaw partners all look like psychopaths. it takes a certain "type" to thrive in that environment for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554450)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

i had the opposite reaction. i really disliked the midlaw firm i worked at, and i actually enjoyed my biglaw experience. YMMV i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554498)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

yeah, i'm generalizing of course. all that really matters anywhere is who you're working for/with. ime biglaw tends to attract more psychos than midlaw. but there are definitely chill biglol bros and psychopaths in midlaw (and ever tier, for that matter).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554875)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

my midlaw firm had some people with chips on their shoulders. biglol had some psychos, but i got hired there by this huge rainmaker who basically ran his own little firm within the firm and we didn't have to deal with firm politics. downside of that was he didn't share any credit for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554886)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

you have never worked in a biglaw practice group either.

employment law is not biglaw. its where all the women and minorities go at biglaw firms. its the department for idiots. congratulations on your 'career' being among them.

and you went to u of maryland law school? cmon brother dont ever opine on this stuff again. had no idea they even had a law school but i can't imagine how dumb the kids were there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554483)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

brother, excuse me but i am one of the preeminent Title VII lawyers in the country. employment law is extremely prestigious. you should see some of my EEOC position statements. and i worked on a few wage-hour class actions too.

you ever done that? i think not, pal. too bad i got fired from jackson lewis for crossing spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554504)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: Brindle vivacious senate mexican

The only employment law person I know is a literal suit and tie wearing lesbian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47556071)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: floppy bistre jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47556395)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Locus Pistol

DISCUSS Lewis Brisbois Bisgaard and Smith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555755)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

i was of counsel in their employment law department (this is zurich)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555874)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Vigorous Locus Pistol

bigshitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47564029)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring unhinged blood rage sanctuary

Most lawyers suck imo bc law is a Fake Job. Humans suck ass at liberal arts in general. We are an Engineering species. The same kid from your school who can’t read a book could frame a house with no instructions or plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554323)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: turquoise faggotry kitty

LJL. We are also a species of cut throats and thieves. The lawyer and the gun thugs who ultimately are the enforcement arm of the courts are why you can frame a house and not have someone bury you in the basement when the job is done. That thin veneer of civilization is important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554329)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring unhinged blood rage sanctuary

Lawyers accomplish nothing in that respect imo. Actual thugs (cops) do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554492)



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Date: April 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Mint office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47558252)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Galvanic vengeful half-breed foreskin

Yes and that’s how we like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554412)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: clear talented circlehead hospital

Not all. I worked at a firm that size in the Midwest and did nothing but private equity work for three years at half the market rate. Not bulge bracket shit but middle market PE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554436)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

you need to keep in mind that OP is ZZZ, who is a fifth-year shitlaw solo and doesn't know anything about: the law, legal practice, grammar, and probably some other subjects i don't even know about yet.

he seems to do debt collections bullshit, which is the absolute bottom of the barrel as far as areas of practice. there is not a single legit midlaw firm that would be defending one of these piles of turd. he has never come across a midlaw firm or a biglaw firm.

if he did employment, he would probably come across midlaw somewhat regularly, and biglaw occasionally. but not doing what he does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554438)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: clear talented circlehead hospital

Thanks, Rabbi. I’ve been here 13 years and don’t know who ZZZ is, this place is still very confusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554442)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

this is incorrect. zzz had a prestigious summer associateship at a v50 firm but was somehow so fucking terrible he was no offered despite the steaming hot legal market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554449)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

i stand corrected. but in his practice, he has not encountered midlaw or biglaw. he did evidently have a summer where he did westlaw research and went for drinks with biglaw associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554454)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

also it is possible he choose not to accept their offer. maybe he just decided not to take six-figures so he could do shit like vexatious debt collection shitlitigation for poverty wages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554469)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

that is definitely possible. maybe he sustained a serious head injury during his 3L year or something. there are a number of possibilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554573)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

my guess based on irl anecdotes about him and his behavior here over the years is that he's incredibly autistic such that he performs well on standardized test but misses the plot irl, alienates those around him, and stubbornly digs in his heels on everything, especially if he perceives it as a personal attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554587)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

it's weird because mild, and frankly even moderate, autism is not only acceptable but preferred in a lot of biglaw settings.

so his must be really bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554590)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

i imagine this has happened many times:

zzz hands in something, a senior attorney gently points out some problems in his reasoning, he perceives that as a personal attack and goes on an unhinged spergout about it.

just look at his behavior here over the years. happens time and time again. he seems incapable of having reasonable disagreements. despite aligning politically with him, every time i've disagreed with him on some legal issue, it's turned into "what's your lsat?" type shit.

this type of autistic nerd rage is common but usually they don't have the cognitive horsepower to get into chicago. it's tragic if you think about it. zzz would have been better served to be born a midwit and working at a comic/gaming shop and arguing about warhammer 40k rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554602)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: buff aggressive school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555468)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

lmao at the thought of summer associate ZZZ flying off the handle at some grinder biglaw service partner who went to a regional TT school, demanding to know his LSAT score, insulting his law school etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555515)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

i re-read the tsinah hearing thread and it's so funny. his reaction to the benchslap was "she knew zzz was smarter" and "guess you've been in front of a judge who went to a lower ranked school."

people like this never get ahead. you have to have an ounce of humility to go "whoops! fucked up the cite! gotta make sure to be careful in the future." but no, it's not about his error, it's about how everyone is jealous because he's so smart.

zero Ls forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555540)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Nighttime Dilemma Wagecucks

Candy Ride is ZZZ. The Big Lie is some other asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554554)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

no i am also zzz, and the pumos are zzz as well. gunner and that u of maryland guy are just really really smart and great at sniffing these things out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554562)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

big lie is either candy ride or someone running a fake candy ride flame. i thought it was an imposter at first but he's got the candy ride poasting voice so dialed in that i'm starting to believe it's actually him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554565)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

this is cr. the two TTT law grads itt are very very smart. do not underestimat their intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554570)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

you seem very emotional about this. you're responding in .2 seconds to every poast. why are you so personally invested in the relative prestige/career between zurich/me and zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554581)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

lol you have posted more in 2 weeks on xo than i have in 15 years.

and that is true for any 2 week period in the last 15 years.

there is not a poster in the history of the board who is more 'personally invested' in all the little scrabbles here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554593)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554605)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

Big Lie, are you going to respond? you can't let gunnerattt talk to you like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554606)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

gunner always has to have the last word in any exchange, its part of his personality, so i was going to leave it alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554618)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

gunner, you gonna let this dood step to you like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554626)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

he's just got me so triggered. it's hard to endure all these attacks since he's correctly identified me as a ttt grad, hr law partner, georgian, addict, simp, indian, redditor, etc. it's hard to imagine someone can keep embarrassing themselves on xoxo after their irl has been exposed as pathetic. the big lie (not candy ride/zzz) can't imagine how devastating all of this is to my ego.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554652)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Nighttime Dilemma Wagecucks

There are more than 2 TTT law grads itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554755)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Peach passionate home son of senegal

So basically the same shit, just less money and fewer jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554447)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: clear talented circlehead hospital

Exactly. But everything is cheaper and quality of life largely come out ahead of living in MFH or some other coastal shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554463)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: seedy tan rigpig

like 90% of this thread is the Same Poaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554467)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

(guy describing every xo thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554470)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

lol at gunneratatt itt, who has never worked a day of biglaw in his life (though clearly has worked at a shitty midlaw firm filled with other TTT grad retards), opining on biglaw.

*awaits 500 word block of faggy overly emotional text in response*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554478)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

you mean like this?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&mc=30&forum_id=2#47554483

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554496)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

you know what i mean. youre either a woman or effeminate male. that is refelcted in your terminally online presence on xo and in everything you write.

now go share your lifes experiences with that tranny who posted here and stab your friends in the back some more, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554529)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

it's crazy that every time i think your multi-day spergout is over you pop in to throw more gas on the fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554543)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

yes i am definitely zzz. you are so smart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554552)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

can you explain why you poasted yesterday that "we are going to get fees - and more" in a thread about zzz and tsinah's lawsuit against discover, and then you edited after i told you that you gave yourself away?

are u just trolling us all and you aren't really zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554588)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

no i can't explain that like i was having some fun or whatever. you got me. first and last time i ever step to a graduate of the university of maryland law center

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554597)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

180 joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554604)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:47 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

wait, wait, hold on. where is the joke if you edited after i pointed out that you admitted you were zzz?

i don't understand the joke. can u explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554609)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

its not as funny as a degree from the university of maryland center for law and justice, but im no rodney dangerfield

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554615)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

that's not funny at all, i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554629)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

i agree, im not a good comedian. any tips (that don't involve abandoning one's family)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554852)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

you could go to a top law school and wind up as a shitlaw solo taking fraud cases for internet deadbeats and make a public ass of yourself? that worked for ZZZ, and it could work for u as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554873)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

didn't mean to hit a nerve with the abandoning family part brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554917)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

the funniest thing about autists is they take everything literally and cannot understand social cues and humor.

but my thoughts on this can be safely ignored, because i'm a lowly indian xanax addict and non-equity partner at an hr firm in georgia who graduated from u maryland ls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554941)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

gunner gettin in DAT LAST WORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554960)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

i like that you haven't figured out that gunner and i are actually the same person. there is no "zurich" or whatever.

lol at your "top law school education"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554964)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Sepia Magical Hell Boiling Water

we should all be so fortunate to attend the University of Baltimore Maryland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554967)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

it's a solid school, second best in baltimore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554970)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken codepig university

*cracks natty boh*

*wipes herr's old bay chip crumbs on jos a bank suit*

"now, i might not be a fancy lawyer from up ole' she-ca-go way. i'm just a good ole' boy partner at my humble midlaw hr firm."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554983)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

you really upset me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554958)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554556)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Ivory gas station

"midlaw firms, which deal heavily in insurance"

You mean like wilson elser? I agree with that. Those insurance defense firms, which include a few other non-shitlaw practice areas to sound prestigious are flame. But that's not what people mean when they talk about midlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554523)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

that was the exact firm i named as an example above. that shithouse is NOT midlaw.

lewis brisbois is another one, but i think there is some kind of argument that it isn't shitlaw (i disagree though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554526)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Jet Cracking Public Bath Dragon

Embarrassing thread for OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554860)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: ocher unholy mental disorder

The black molotov NYUmo who had been president of the black students union at princeton was so humiliated and depressed about working at pryor cashman that he decided it would be better to throw his life away firebombing police cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555733)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:30 PM
Author: Orange wonderful black woman

I recently got drinks with some lawyers at Clark Hill. Sat next to the senior partner who thought he was hot shit. Then he tried to explain an IP issue to me that he came across in his work, and totally misunderstood some basic shit about the issue. These bros were fucking retards, but they seemed to enjoy themselves and there were like eight dudes and o women getting pretty trashed midweek at 5 PM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555841)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: floppy bistre jewess

IMO, the bort employment lawyers should be proud of their careers. It is a good outcome for the common man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47556427)



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Date: April 7th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Mint office

midlaw fags who graduated top of their TTT law schools have to be the most insufferable combination of striver / midwit IQ. lots of examples in this thread.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47563726)



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Date: April 7th, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Mint office

also, imagine dealing with the bullshit of being a lolyer at a (((law firm))) for 8+ years just to make $230k as a midlaw "partner"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47563742)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: seedy tan rigpig

its still by far the best outcome for most of the people who do it. the type of person who ends up on this path isn't some elon musk that just took a wrong turn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47564388)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Mint office

yes but many of them are delusional and think they are highly accomplished because they are big guys in midlaw .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47565497)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

(guy who has never gotten his clock cleaned by a LITIGATOR at Pryor Cashman or Robinson, Bradshaw & Hinson, P.A)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47565628)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Mint office

litigators must all be purged from this earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47565754)