(Last pic is of my dad with a pup. Sadly his dad made him wring the puppy’s neck shortly after the photo was taken, to prove to him that sometimes rural whites need to “do what is necessary”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47629096)

Is this part of the server malfunction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47629233)

You still don’t know the first thing about animal husbandry or hunting, and your pictures do nothing to provide any evidence you do.

So just to get everyone on board in this thread: did your retriever maul chickens and then perfectly retrieve pheasants? (not that you’ve ever pheasant hunted; I don’t think there’s a single pheasant within a two hour drive of your childhood hometown)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47629521)

We didn't have a retriever. I only went with relatives in Holyoke, and the only thing their dog was good for was flushing.

Now, since this thread is where we post our proof of our rural bona fides, I'm looking forward to all the pics from the family farm where you grew up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47629570)

Humor us all here and tell us what kind of loads you used and the make/model of your gun. Surely a bona fide country boy like you can give us an in-depth description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47629605)

I just went out stomping across the fields with my cousins but didn’t shoot at them. We had a 12-gauge and a .22 to answer your other questions.

Still waitin’ on them pics of the ol’ homestead, Hoss.

*Awaits the response “we was so poor we didn’t have no camera, and even if we had had, there wasn’t no place in that small town what could develop them photos no how.”*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47630178)

Go ahead and post the link. You’ve already made enough of a fool of yourself; what difference does a little more make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47630191)

You’re getting really unhinged and desperate in a simple call out thread my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47630217)

EPAH: “We had a 12-gauge and a .22”

I would call it a reading comp failure on your part, but I honestly don’t think you know enough to answer my question to begin with. Now it’s really starting to make sense why the term “bird dog” confused you so much and the first thing you thought of was “sheep dog”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47630228)

You've added to the post, but only made it more retarded, especially by adding the little anime link to illustrate what dogs do. Your belief is that wirehairs come out of the vag instinctually knowing not to kill chickens, and that the standard course for ones that do is to shoot them?

You're just fucking stupid mate, and you didn't grow up on a farm, at least not in this country. Give it a rest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47631982)

it’s too bad you didn’t right the ship instead of passing all that trauma down to your kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47629579)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47629586)

My grandfather grew up in the Smoky Mountains of East Tennessee and my grandmother was from one of the poorest most remote towns in Colorado that no one has ever heard of on a farm in the 1920s. There was plenty of dog shooting stories. People shot everything back then. Sometimes, each other, and even themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47629674)

Precisely.

Pretty much guarantee I'd know the remote CO town from which grandma hailed. I know everywhere in CO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47632012)

At this point, we’ve gotten him to admit he hasn’t actually shot a bird, his cousins poorly trained dog didn’t retrieve birds, he didn’t have a retriever growing up and knows nothing about training them, doesn’t know what a hard mouth on a dog is, and he doesn’t know basic gun facts. I even linked EPAH to the canine predatory pattern and walked through the mechanisms that make for a goood retrieving dog, but that just made him irate since it undermined him. In my own small world, I’m dunking on EPAH left and right. I know it’s esoteric and the niche is too small to include probably even a single other poaster on this bort., but it reaffirms EPAH’s hubris.

I don’t attack EPAH (or anyone else) for his kids. Never have and never will. We clearly have different ways of raising our kids and choosing a wife, but I can’t fault EPAH for trying to do his best for his kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47630243)

B) there is no acceptable way to raise kids that involve permanent damage to their organs and mutilation resulting in permanent sterilization. This is not debatable. You are either right with God or you are a Satanist. It's just that simple. If you're confused by the premise hie thee to church or something. Your moral compass is broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47630246)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47630218)

I think I’ve got a picture of all of us doing it that I’ll post tmrw if I remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47630235)

SEVERAL of these rural whites are confirmed puppy-killers. Sniggle and butt cheeks would have felt completely at home around us (except we probably would have told them that the lunch their mom packed for them "smells gross")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47631901)

Many such cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524168&forum_id=2Reputation#47633922)