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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Brindle Trust Fund

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: bull headed chestnut native

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Charismatic stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Black Faggot Firefighter Tanning Salon

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Big Sapphire National



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: gay electric furnace

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Lemon motley party of the first part

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Orchid telephone



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Brindle Trust Fund

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Mustard Coiffed Plaza Dopamine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Disgusting institution

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Bespoke Maize Weed Whacker Stage



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: iridescent curious abode



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria selfie

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Orchid telephone

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Shivering Genital Piercing Circlehead



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Disgusting institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Salmon lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Lemon motley party of the first part



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: bat shit crazy razzle university



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Submissive casino boiling water

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Mustard Coiffed Plaza Dopamine

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Brindle Trust Fund

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Orchid telephone

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: rambunctious drab striped hyena french chef



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Brindle Trust Fund



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Bateful codepig hall



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: rose point pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Flushed deep dilemma community account



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: cerise shrine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Cracking Obsidian Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Orchid telephone



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Disgusting institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Salmon lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Salmon lodge

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: talented friendly grandma

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Flushed deep dilemma community account



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Contagious Prole



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: adventurous ebony box office

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Orchid telephone

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Stirring theatre love of her life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: talented friendly grandma

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Shivering Genital Piercing Circlehead

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Brindle Trust Fund



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Orchid telephone



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Brindle Trust Fund



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