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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
pea-brained garrison
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Outnumbered people who are hurt party of the first part
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
pea-brained garrison
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Outnumbered people who are hurt party of the first part
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
twisted dashing place of business
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Deep multi-colored locale boistinker
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
pea-brained garrison
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
bearded saffron location pocket flask
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
pearl disturbing rehab selfie
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Razzle-dazzle sandwich
  09/18/24
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bonkers haunted graveyard
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Useless maroon area dingle berry
  09/18/24
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Bateful hall
  09/19/24
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Demanding aromatic really tough guy
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
costumed passionate tank hell
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Canary bbw state
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
claret parlour
  10/04/24
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pea-brained garrison
  12/20/24
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Cracking base
  02/27/25
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Talking cuckold national
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: pea-brained garrison

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered people who are hurt party of the first part

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: pea-brained garrison

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered people who are hurt party of the first part

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: twisted dashing place of business

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Deep multi-colored locale boistinker

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: pea-brained garrison

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: bearded saffron location pocket flask

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: pearl disturbing rehab selfie

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sandwich

expected OP to be snoot

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: bonkers haunted graveyard



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Useless maroon area dingle berry

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Bateful hall



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Demanding aromatic really tough guy



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: costumed passionate tank hell

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Canary bbw state

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: claret parlour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: pea-brained garrison



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Cracking base



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Talking cuckold national



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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