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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
Shimmering background story
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cousin on her moms side or dads
Rose goyim field
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Dads
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which dad
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LMFAO truly 180
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This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” tha...
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180 night
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One for the books lmao
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That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my ...
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Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
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Lascivious Crackhouse
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180
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They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
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Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?
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Not me
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The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing ...
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This.
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so much this
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heroic
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29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.
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the MC
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Story?
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that's the difference
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180
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Shimmering background story

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Rose goyim field

cousin on her moms side or dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Shimmering background story

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Effete slippery nursing home

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Marvelous really tough guy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: doobsian foreskin

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: 180 water buffalo



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Charismatic volcanic crater



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Electric temple goal in life



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: cerebral casino indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: maniacal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424336)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: maniacal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424338)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Effete slippery nursing home



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-absorbed dilemma

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Shimmering background story

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-absorbed dilemma

180 night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424393)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Shimmering background story

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: maniacal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428555)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Mauve mind-boggling theatre



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Thriller Hell New Version



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: federal mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424421)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Well-lubricated bright point

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Bateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424912)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424915)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Marvelous really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424916)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Vermilion fear-inspiring death wish principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424984)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained cyan circlehead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425757)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Thriller Hell New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428657)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Vibrant deep electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424357)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious Crackhouse

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Shimmering background story

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Lascivious Crackhouse

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Shimmering background story

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424451)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: hairraiser gaping nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Trip Cuckoldry

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: khaki startling gay wizard

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Shimmering background story

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424453)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Vermilion fear-inspiring death wish principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424988)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Stubborn national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425457)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Cowardly lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425790)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Thriller Hell New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428656)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Pontificating Canary Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424437)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: smoky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424438)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Judgmental hospital son of senegal

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Shimmering background story

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Vermilion fear-inspiring death wish principal's office

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-absorbed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425546)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: maniacal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428556)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: hairraiser gaping nowag

heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Navy roast beef

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy impressive rigor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: twisted histrionic forum boiling water

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Marvelous really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424917)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: vivacious kitchen milk

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Lascivious Crackhouse

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: hairraiser gaping nowag

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: 180 water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425202)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Rose goyim field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425287)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-absorbed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425548)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained cyan circlehead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425759)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy impressive rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426540)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: maniacal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428558)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Thriller Hell New Version



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Shimmering background story

Not fake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425084)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Vermilion fear-inspiring death wish principal's office

ergo it’s true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425183)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: spectacular frisky place of business mad-dog skullcap

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: tripping parlor

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428610)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse degenerate

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Black curious mediation

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Shimmering background story

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained cyan circlehead hominid

Subpoena the bodycam footage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425764)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: fishy excitant base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426264)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: irradiated french chef market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427073)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: maniacal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428553)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#49117690)