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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
scarlet magical nibblets
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
ultramarine fragrant sex offender
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
crystalline party of the first part range
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
crystalline party of the first part range
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Big Spot
  04/08/25
that's rude
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
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Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
confused son of senegal
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
startled black woman
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/08/25
...
Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook
  04/08/25
...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook
  04/09/25
...
Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Spruce National
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Aphrodisiac Corner Affirmative Action
  04/09/25
Ty
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/09/25
...
vibrant mint property dopamine
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
ivory ungodly police squad
  04/09/25
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odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Alcoholic Organic Girlfriend Doctorate
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Nofapping Background Story Sanctuary
  05/02/25
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odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  05/12/25
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odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Aphrodisiac Corner Affirmative Action
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
crystalline party of the first part range
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
crystalline party of the first part range
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Pungent glittery pozpig
  06/03/25
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odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  06/26/25
OP?
odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  06/27/25
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odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: scarlet magical nibblets

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: ultramarine fragrant sex offender

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: crystalline party of the first part range

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: crystalline party of the first part range

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Big Spot

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: confused son of senegal

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Aqua Floppy Philosopher-king Plaza

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: startled black woman

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vivacious elite theater travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Spruce National

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner Affirmative Action

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: vibrant mint property dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: ivory ungodly police squad

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Organic Girlfriend Doctorate

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Background Story Sanctuary

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner Affirmative Action

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: crystalline party of the first part range

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: crystalline party of the first part range

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Pungent glittery pozpig

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: odious bat shit crazy whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49087305)