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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Lime Travel Guidebook
  06/27/25
i support islam now
fuchsia fantasy-prone box office
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electric doctorate skinny woman
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
brilliant legal warrant striped hyena
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Lime Travel Guidebook
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
brilliant legal warrant striped hyena
  06/27/25
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topaz home
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Razzmatazz den
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Pearly garrison
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cream wild stage trump supporter
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cream wild stage trump supporter
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
bronze scourge upon the earth background story
  06/27/25
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cerebral roommate nibblets
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Razzmatazz den
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
cocky vigorous set hunting ground
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Razzmatazz den
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
brilliant legal warrant striped hyena
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Razzmatazz den
  06/27/25
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Racy Coral Sneaky Criminal
  06/27/25
It's both
Concupiscible slippery quadroon
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Pearly garrison
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
startled avocado theatre legend
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Silver ticket booth shitlib
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
fuchsia fantasy-prone box office
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
lemon shivering theater
  06/27/25
lmfao
cocky vigorous set hunting ground
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Flatulent zippy turdskin
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Pearly garrison
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Flatulent zippy turdskin
  06/27/25
lmao
cream wild stage trump supporter
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
brilliant legal warrant striped hyena
  06/27/25
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opaque hairless elastic band
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
cream wild stage trump supporter
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Slate Trip Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
cream wild stage trump supporter
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Razzmatazz den
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Slate Trip Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Razzmatazz den
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Pearly garrison
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Flatulent zippy turdskin
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
cream wild stage trump supporter
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Pearly garrison
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Zombie-like Mad Cow Disease Reading Party
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Cyan Exciting Bbw Psychic
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Lime Travel Guidebook
  06/27/25
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Lime Travel Guidebook
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
startled avocado theatre legend
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
pink crackhouse party of the first part
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
lilac corner
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
At-the-ready menage electric furnace
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
abnormal sex offender
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
pink crackhouse party of the first part
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
mildly autistic immigrant stag film
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Silver ticket booth shitlib
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
cream wild stage trump supporter
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
abnormal sex offender
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
pink crackhouse party of the first part
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Lime Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: fuchsia fantasy-prone box office

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: electric doctorate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: brilliant legal warrant striped hyena

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Lime Travel Guidebook

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: brilliant legal warrant striped hyena

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: topaz home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Pearly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: cream wild stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: cream wild stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: bronze scourge upon the earth background story

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cerebral roommate nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: cocky vigorous set hunting ground

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: brilliant legal warrant striped hyena

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Racy Coral Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible slippery quadroon

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Pearly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: startled avocado theatre legend

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Silver ticket booth shitlib

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: fuchsia fantasy-prone box office

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: lemon shivering theater

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: cocky vigorous set hunting ground

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Flatulent zippy turdskin

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Pearly garrison

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Flatulent zippy turdskin

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: cream wild stage trump supporter

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: brilliant legal warrant striped hyena

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: opaque hairless elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cream wild stage trump supporter

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Slate Trip Hairy Legs

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: cream wild stage trump supporter

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Slate Trip Hairy Legs

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Pearly garrison

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Flatulent zippy turdskin

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: cream wild stage trump supporter

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Pearly garrison

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mad Cow Disease Reading Party

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Cyan Exciting Bbw Psychic

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Lime Travel Guidebook

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Lime Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: startled avocado theatre legend

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: pink crackhouse party of the first part

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: lilac corner

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready menage electric furnace

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: abnormal sex offender

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: pink crackhouse party of the first part

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic immigrant stag film

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Silver ticket booth shitlib

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: cream wild stage trump supporter

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: abnormal sex offender

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: pink crackhouse party of the first part

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055482)