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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
Milky jet-lagged hall degenerate
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
Milky jet-lagged hall degenerate
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
(TMF)
Arousing peach abode new version
  06/27/25
...
Glittery gay hairy legs
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
Curious fluffy spot becky
  06/27/25
?
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
Curious fluffy spot becky
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
39
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
CR.
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
Blathering plaza
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
Flushed range
  06/27/25
6'0"
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
like 80%
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
Bitterness
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich
  06/27/25
...
Cerise dog poop
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
Flushed range
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
Azure Disrespectful School Cafeteria Main People
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
provocative swollen sanctuary
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
Glittery gay hairy legs
  06/27/25
...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
Light Striped Hyena Tattoo
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
geriatric talented national roast beef
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
big sneaky criminal personal credit line
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
lascivious ceo dopamine
  06/28/25
Nice brother
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
lascivious ceo dopamine
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
lascivious ceo dopamine
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Milky jet-lagged hall degenerate

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Milky jet-lagged hall degenerate

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Arousing peach abode new version

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Glittery gay hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Curious fluffy spot becky

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: Curious fluffy spot becky

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Blathering plaza

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Flushed range

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Crackhouse

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: vivacious plum whorehouse sandwich

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Cerise dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Flushed range

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Azure Disrespectful School Cafeteria Main People

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: provocative swollen sanctuary

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Glittery gay hairy legs

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Light Striped Hyena Tattoo

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: geriatric talented national roast beef

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: big sneaky criminal personal credit line

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: lascivious ceo dopamine

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: lascivious ceo dopamine

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Cracking ivory kitchen kitty cat

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: lascivious ceo dopamine

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49066662)