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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
hyperactive underhanded depressive water buffalo
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
hyperactive underhanded depressive water buffalo
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
(TMF)
Iridescent sandwich
  06/27/25
...
embarrassed to the bone french chef travel guidebook
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
heady orchestra pit
  06/27/25
?
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
heady orchestra pit
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
39
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
CR.
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
nudist deer antler potus
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
insanely creepy weed whacker new version
  06/27/25
6'0"
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
like 80%
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
Bitterness
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
lemon excitant idea he suggested stead
  06/27/25
...
Big maize lodge
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
insanely creepy weed whacker new version
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
Sapphire Nowag
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
Spectacular transparent tattoo
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
embarrassed to the bone french chef travel guidebook
  06/27/25
...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
Duck-like ladyboy
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
Chocolate Multi-colored Fat Ankles
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
appetizing windowlicker
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
internet-worthy disrespectful pervert dragon
  06/28/25
Nice brother
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
internet-worthy disrespectful pervert dragon
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
internet-worthy disrespectful pervert dragon
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: hyperactive underhanded depressive water buffalo

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: hyperactive underhanded depressive water buffalo

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Iridescent sandwich

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: heady orchestra pit

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: nudist deer antler potus

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: insanely creepy weed whacker new version

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap boistinker

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: lemon excitant idea he suggested stead

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Big maize lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: insanely creepy weed whacker new version

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Sapphire Nowag

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Spectacular transparent tattoo

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef travel guidebook

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Duck-like ladyboy

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Fat Ankles

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: appetizing windowlicker

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: internet-worthy disrespectful pervert dragon

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy disrespectful pervert dragon

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Mewling contagious piazza generalized bond

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: internet-worthy disrespectful pervert dragon

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Reputation#49066662)