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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Walnut dysfunction jap
  06/30/25
wow lol
Dun location
  06/30/25
...
sable theater
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Dun location
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Walnut dysfunction jap
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Irradiated Navy Personal Credit Line Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Walnut dysfunction jap
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Appetizing Spot
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
vivacious magenta clown gaming laptop
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Dun location
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Disturbing set knife
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Walnut dysfunction jap
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
vivacious magenta clown gaming laptop
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
bespoke home
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Dun location
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Walnut dysfunction jap
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Cruel-hearted slippery dingle berry
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
motley azure nibblets crotch
  06/30/25
...
Iridescent Nowag Reading Party
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Bull headed pistol
  06/30/25
...
Walnut dysfunction jap
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Dark talented stain pocket flask
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Razzle Drunken Locus
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Mahogany Startled Sanctuary
  06/30/25
...
Disturbing set knife
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
bespoke home
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
passionate striped hyena
  07/01/25
...
Razzle Drunken Locus
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
internet-worthy senate generalized bond
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
odious private investor
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
stirring gas station codepig
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
marvelous wine state selfie
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Yellow lascivious legend
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Spectacular Medicated Round Eye
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Walnut dysfunction jap

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Dun location

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: sable theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Dun location

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Walnut dysfunction jap

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Irradiated Navy Personal Credit Line Faggot Firefighter

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Walnut dysfunction jap

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Appetizing Spot

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: vivacious magenta clown gaming laptop

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Dun location

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Disturbing set knife

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Walnut dysfunction jap

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: vivacious magenta clown gaming laptop

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: bespoke home

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Dun location

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Walnut dysfunction jap

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted slippery dingle berry

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: motley azure nibblets crotch

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Nowag Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Bull headed pistol

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Walnut dysfunction jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Dark talented stain pocket flask

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Razzle Drunken Locus

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Mahogany Startled Sanctuary

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Disturbing set knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: bespoke home

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: passionate striped hyena

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Razzle Drunken Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: internet-worthy senate generalized bond

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: odious private investor

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: stirring gas station codepig

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: marvelous wine state selfie

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Yellow lascivious legend

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Spectacular Medicated Round Eye

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065360)