Best Shane Gillis joke during his ESPY monologue ITT
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: chilmata
"It's a big year for the WNBA. I love Caitlin Clark. Yeah, hell yeah. Caitlin Clark, she and I have a lot in common. We're both whites from the Midwest who have nailed a bunch of threes."
Honorable mention: "Also, I'm not trashing Bill Belichick. First off, he's 73 years old and he's dating a hot 24-year-old, and people are criticizing him? What happened to this country? We used to be a great country. He won six Super Bowls. He's dating a hot 24-year-old. Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting next to a fat ugly dog wife. They let me do it. I don't—This is Disney. They allowed that. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna tell you a story. I was at, uh—Yeah, we should have taken that out. Uh—I had doubts going into that. That didn't work all week."
https://www.newsweek.com/shane-gillis-espys-monologue-2100072
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751513&forum_id=2Reputation#49109963) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: chilmata
I'm not going to try to explain it to you. Does your wife think it was funny?
How about this?
"Shohei Ohtani couldn't make it tonight. Man, I hope his interpreter didn't bet that he was going to be here. Shohei is a once-in-a-generation talent. No one's been able to do what he does at so many positions. Pitcher, hitter, and bookie. A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime. They do. They read, uh, The Very Horny Caterpillar, The Little Engine That Could But Needed a Pill First, and of course, the classic Goodnight Boobs. That was my favorite one."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751513&forum_id=2Reputation#49110062) |
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