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MLB announcer suspended for saying "thank you for your attention to this batter"

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dashing idiotic locus psychic
  08/10/25
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Vigorous Home Laser Beams
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Ivory foreskin private investor
  08/10/25
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diverse fluffy casino
  08/10/25
ChatGPT 5, can you explain why this is funny? Sure &mdash...
Ivory foreskin private investor
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Claret soul-stirring locale
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Lavender ratface
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Rough-skinned Sanctuary
  08/10/25


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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: dashing idiotic locus psychic



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Home Laser Beams



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Ivory foreskin private investor



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: diverse fluffy casino



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Ivory foreskin private investor

ChatGPT 5, can you explain why this is funny?

Sure — the humor comes from how absurdly mild and non-offensive the statement is compared to the kind of things that usually get someone suspended.

Normally, when you hear “MLB announcer suspended for saying…” you expect the quote to be something obviously offensive, inappropriate, or controversial. But here, the line — “thank you for your attention to this batter” — is overly polite and completely harmless, almost like something an elementary school teacher might say.

That mismatch creates the joke:

1. Set-up expectation: “Suspended for saying…” primes you for something outrageous or scandalous.

2. Punchline: Instead, the “offense” is absurdly innocent and banal.

3. Humor mechanism: It’s essentially a deadpan parody of overblown reactions, poking fun at the idea of people being punished for trivial or misunderstood remarks.

It works because the reader’s brain fills in a gap: “Wait… that’s it?!” That surprise is where the laugh comes from.

If you want, I can also break down why this fits a specific type of internet humor style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2Reputation#49171834)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Claret soul-stirring locale



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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Lavender ratface



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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Sanctuary



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